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this game will EFFECT you MASSively

Published February 4, 2010
4 out of 5 starsScore: 80/100

this game effected me massively and in more ways than one.  the first way it effected me massively was to allow me to shoot at people with various kind of weapons.  i loved to shoot people and mass effect allowed me to pursue this interest in a virtual science fiction setting. i was also effected massively by that sexy dame on the cover with curves that don't quit.  When you see her in the game, you'll want her to keep that helmet on though because boy, her face and her harpy lips and mouth are best covered by a head covering. she also killed my fat alien friend in the game, and laughed while she did it. she laughed at me as well, and I could do nothing but be absolutely angry and humiliated and get redder and redder in the face.  i have never been so humiliated in my life, and that is one way in which i wish this game didn't effect me massively.  So in summation, I give this game four of my precious stars, because of the effect it had on me.  the mass effect it had on me.  i will be biowary of future games in this franchise. 

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