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testing my gag reflex

Published February 4, 2010
3 out of 5 starsScore: 60/100

theres this foul thing in this game that is a person stuck to a wall and boy, he isn't happy.  He fires missiles at you, all the while making noises like he hates his existence and wants to die.  and the topper is, when you finally end his existence he vomits a nice big pile of himself all over the ground.  it is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen, and the people who made this game crossed the line by including that person in this game.  i nearly spewed when I saw him the first time, and when he turned up again and again, i became angry at that man's existence. after several hours of play i was literally roaring into the night like a wild leopard, and my neighbours complained as I knew they would. after plying them with baskets of sweet meats and yams, they soon cooled, and after a while grew accustomed to my nightly leopard roar.  in summation, this game only squeezes three stars out of my star hole, because there's no bouncy weapon (dead space 2! <crosses fingers>)

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