Isaac you don't serve the game one bit
I loved you when you was silent but it all turned to shit
Why'd you prop your plot inside logs I'll never read?
While I'm creepin' 'round the corners trying to aim at their feet?
They spawn out of nowhere, combat's too immediate
Am I the Player of this game or am I the intermediate?
It shouldn't play like Hard if I selected Medium
Ruined the experience but I stuck to my One Gun
Still I'd recommend you for all your qualities
Just to name a few : Eye Stabbing and Shooting babies
it's a shame what you intended only frustrated me
Not to call you cheap but I sold you pretty early
This sequel already feels like an overdose
Thought I wanted more and at times you came really close
but Isaac you can go back to doing Cameos.
I get more thrills from wearing a pair of pantyhose.
