Forget about E.T., forget about Shaq Fu, hell, forget about Superman 64! The worst video game ever made is, in fact, Custer's Revenge: a reminder that some ideas should be no less than locked away in a small, dark room with rubber walls. Taking control of the well-hung Custer, your mission is to make your way across the screen, dodge barrages of arrows, and proceed to rack up points by raping a Native American woman tied to a post. Not only is it remarkably racist and sexist (though this possibly unintentionally), it isn't even any fun to play, at all, even a little bit. The only people who I expect enjoy this game are 8-year old sociopaths who enjoy shooting BBs at cats and tell nothing but weewee jokes to their less-than-interested friends.
