Metal Gear Solid Touch2009
3 out of 5 stars
When Metal Gear Solid Touch was announced, I didn't expect much. It's an iPhone port of a game that pushed boundaries in gameplay, narrative, and graphics. You can't expect it to even remotely live up to its namesake. And I didn't. Yet, ultimately the game rings hollow and offers nothing more than something to do while you're waiting for the bus. General awesomeness sold separately. The first thing you'll notice…