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This was the stuff that (wet)dreams are made of

Published February 16, 2009
1 out of 5 starsScore: 20/100

One thing before you rip me a new asshole (edit if you'd like) I am not an experienced gamer. Hell! I don't even know if I am actually a valid judge of awesome-ness  but, I will review it for those like me that will not play something that makes me want to blow my brains out from boredom or just the horrid story-line (you know who you are.)
Here goes.




- great looking people (although, I think it makes it look like an old stereotype. I.E EVERYONE LOOKS THE BLOODY SAME)

- generally smooth motions.... but this also comes at a price. namely, something I like to call horrid B kung-fu movie-esque talking... (does this make sense)

I loved the fact that each path unfolded uniquely no matter what choice you made. But, as with the other things, there is a downside.  At the end, there are minimal choices and it doesn't matter what path you take, because you can still choose the hero ending and vice-versa

Am I the only one here that seriously hates all the towns-people and their incessant "you know, my finger would look better with a ring on it"?!?! And What the heck is up with random people screaming and fleeing over a crime I committed on the other side of Albion?

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