by elpork
Number 1 being my Right hand man, and 10 being my FIRST line of... Murder? no, thats the wrong word.... anyway, a list be here.
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My Mad/Insane/Robot/Zombie right hand, with a brilliant laugh to boot... Yes, I like the cut of the jib of a man that can laugh like a zombie.
His name will be Smitty, and he shale be my left hand, bringing doom to elementary schools WORLD WIDE!!
I need a SOMEONE to take care of the fat chicks on staff, AS WELL as play my smooth jazz.
Hes a robot, and yet has more character then EVERYBODY IN THE GALAXY!
Essentially an unwilling ,moving, blockade of targets that allow my snipers to get get into place.
Because nobody will argue with bears.
Cute, cuddly, and zombie proof... SUCK A D*** CONCRETE WALLS!!!
Because they are disgusting, vial creatures... Not to mention I've strapped landmines on them.
Donkeys... Lots of donkeys... AND THERE FREE!! And STRAPPED with radio detonators, and enough C4 to blow a hole in 20 donkeys, AND you... Go ahead, take one, they're free slave animals.
He may be a HUGE Ghost Busters fan, and have a bit of a wonky eye. But if he can make Activsion look good, he can make my dictatorship look less like a mad ruler with a pet giraffe named Smitty, and more like some dude with FU**** class.