A suggestion from our interplanetary imperator Video_Game_King, this is a list of all the lascivious one-liners inspired by the appallingly bad video game coverage show "Gaming in the Clinton Years" (found on youtube, natch) as made by snarky Southern goon Diabetus in the Retsupurae coverage of said series (also found on youtube). I rounded out the rest of the list, just in case you were wondering why they suddenly got less funny.
I have no idea why I'm doing this. I suspect VGK's finally recovered the manual to his hypnotism device.
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1. Twisted Metal 2Twisted Metal 2https://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Twisted_Metal_2Opens wiki page
"My favorite toad is Slippy Toad, if you know what I mean."*
2. Tomb Raider IITomb Raider IIhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Tomb_Raider_IIOpens wiki page
"I love conical boobies!"*
3. Super MetroidSuper Metroidhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Super_MetroidOpens wiki page
"I beat Super Metroid in under an hour and it was worth it."*
4. GoldenEye 007GoldenEye 007https://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/GoldenEye_007Opens wiki page
"I've been with every Bond honey."*
5. Formula 1 Championship EditionFormula 1 Championship Editionhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Formula_1_Championship_EditionOpens wiki page
"Are you ready to downshift on me, baby?"*
6. Donkey Kong CountryDonkey Kong Countryhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Donkey_Kong_CountryOpens wiki page
"I'll show you why they call me 'Big Dong Donkey Kong'."*
7. ContenderContenderhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/ContenderOpens wiki page
"Are you ready to contend with what's in my pants?"*
8. PlayStationPlayStationhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Platforms/PlayStationOpens wiki page
"Look in my pants and I'll show you why they call it the PlayStation."*
9. Buster Bros. CollectionBuster Bros. Collectionhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Buster_Bros_CollectionOpens wiki page
"After I play Buster Brothers, I'm gonna bust a nut."*
10. Final Fantasy VIIFinal Fantasy VIIhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Final_Fantasy_VIIOpens wiki page
