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Aside from weak RPG progression and marble madness combat, Gwe..uh..The Witcher 3 is like my favourite game this year or something!
I love spending 10 hours making a level no one will play!
MY TYPE OF RPG! THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE DINOSAURS AND DIFFICULT COMBAT!
I wish I had squid hair. I also wish I had hair, but I wish I had squid hair more than I wish I had hair. A lot of people have hair. You see the same styles everywhere. Not many people have squid hair, so it's way cooler. A bit like the state of the Wii U. Stop. Think.
It's a comprehensible mess on your computer screen!
Shame about the story, but hey! I like video games that play like video games!
Bloodborne is like a hob nob. Thin and dense. Dark Souls is like a flapjack. IT DOESN'T STOP GIVING!
MATE! YOU MESSED UP MY SHOT! HOW DIDN'T YOU KNOW I WAS RIGHT BEHIND YOU FLYING IN FROM THE OTHERSIDE OF THE PITCH? I WAS TOTALLY GONNA HIT IT! GOD!
Dumb fun..an artefact that grants immortality?! NO WAY! A CORPORATION WANTS IT TOO?! Jesus Christ! next you'll tell me that's not all they want and that there's something bigger out there. Tomb Raider: Illuminati Godzilla
BONUS! Godzilla games have mostly been bad. This game is pretty bad. So why even mention it? Let me tell you a story... I wrestle with the controls, Godzilla's theme gradually thundering through my speakers. Dragging myself to shore, destroying fishing shacks that block a route to precious nuclear waste I must obtain. Battle Cruisers storm in, helicopters appear overhead and tanks flank me from both sides. Suddenly I am a 5ft Asian man in a rubber suit. I am Godzilla. Dinosaurs and that sort of thing, specifically Godzilla - speak to me in a special sort of way. They speak to my inner conscience, they say: David, you are an idiot. Why did you even mention this game? I answer: Only I read these lists, you are trapped with me Godzilla. This is David, last survivor of the Nosdromo, signing off.