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My Villainous Cronies

by psykhophear

If I were to take over the world, I would need an evil crew to help me in my world domination. Here are the video game characters I would pick for my team:

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Umbrella Corporation

1. Umbrella Corporation

Position: Main Sponsor and Distributor
Purpose: Where my unlimited funding comes from.

Silent Hill

2. Silent Hill

Position: Main Headquarters
Purpose: My hometown. My main base. My sanctuary.

Dark Queen

3. Dark Queen

Position: Sidekick
Purpose: My loyal and trustworthy partner in crime. Has a thing for killing frogs and toads. Strange hobby but what the heck, she's mine!

Excella Gionne

4. Excella Gionne

Position: Personal Assistant (PA)
Purpose: Ensuring that my evil schemes are working according to plan.

Hugo Andore

5. Hugo Andore

Position: Personal Bodyguard
Purpose: To protect me 24/7. During his spare time, Andore enjoys choking random pedestrians to death. Now that's what I call taking the initiative.

The Witch

6. The Witch

Position: Personal Bodyguard
Purpose: To protect my beloved queen 24/7. The Witch is also a great scout who can buy pizzas and diet cokes in record time due to her speed. Tends to have mood swings and will often cry for no apparent reason.

Pyramid Head

7. Pyramid Head

Position: Base Bodyguard
Purpose: Protects my base around the clock. He was originally my personal bodyguard but due to his slow pace, the Pyramid Head is demoted into guarding my quarters.

Dr. Killjoy

8. Dr. Killjoy

Position: Evil Mad Scientist
Purpose: To help create the most diabolical and satanic creatures/ soldiers. A very high maintenance doctor due to his ability to only exist on a 16mm film projectile.

Dr. Wily

9. Dr. Wily

Position: Evil Mad Scientist, Researcher
Purpose: To build soldier robots with gay names and invent weapons of mass destruction.

Goldman

10. Goldman

Position: Head of Research
Purpose: My key researcher. Suffers minor brain damage and cannot pronounce certain words correctly. Very passionate with "the loyfe cycle of nature."

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