by psykhophear
If I were to take over the world, I would need an evil crew to help me in my world domination. Here are the video game characters I would pick for my team:
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Position: Main Sponsor and Distributor
Purpose: Where my unlimited funding comes from.
Position: Main Headquarters
Purpose: My hometown. My main base. My sanctuary.
Position: Sidekick
Purpose: My loyal and trustworthy partner in crime. Has a thing for killing frogs and toads. Strange hobby but what the heck, she's mine!
Position: Personal Assistant (PA)
Purpose: Ensuring that my evil schemes are working according to plan.
Position: Personal Bodyguard
Purpose: To protect me 24/7. During his spare time, Andore enjoys choking random pedestrians to death. Now that's what I call taking the initiative.
Position: Personal Bodyguard
Purpose: To protect my beloved queen 24/7. The Witch is also a great scout who can buy pizzas and diet cokes in record time due to her speed. Tends to have mood swings and will often cry for no apparent reason.
Position: Base Bodyguard
Purpose: Protects my base around the clock. He was originally my personal bodyguard but due to his slow pace, the Pyramid Head is demoted into guarding my quarters.
Position: Evil Mad Scientist
Purpose: To help create the most diabolical and satanic creatures/ soldiers. A very high maintenance doctor due to his ability to only exist on a 16mm film projectile.
Position: Evil Mad Scientist, Researcher
Purpose: To build soldier robots with gay names and invent weapons of mass destruction.
Position: Head of Research
Purpose: My key researcher. Suffers minor brain damage and cannot pronounce certain words correctly. Very passionate with "the loyfe cycle of nature."