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Games which would be drastically improved with a protagonist that looks and sounds exactly like Dave Snider

by jjweatherman

Have you ever been playing a game just to think: "Ya know, Dave Snider would work in this lead role a whole lot better!"? I know I have (I may be going insane). But none the less, here are my games that I think would be drastically improved with the likeness of our very own Dave Snider in the protagonist's role.

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Grand Theft Auto IV

1. Grand Theft Auto IV

Right? RIGHT?! I know you were all thinking it. Besides, how is going out to get drunk with Packy and getting into all kinds of shenanigans different from any other of Dave's days? :P

RapeLay

2. RapeLay

I'm sorry for this one.

Stroker

3. Stroker

OK, now I'm a bad person. Back to business...

The Secret of Monkey Island

4. The Secret of Monkey Island

Guybrush Threepwood is well and good. He is even one of my favorite video game personalities. That makes it even more impressive that Dave would be a better protagonist. Imagine Dave solving puzzles, insulting people, getting into lots of pirate related mischief... THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Batman: Arkham Asylum

5. Batman: Arkham Asylum

He already built a Bat Cave and wears his Batman costume regularly around town, solving imaginary crimes. He's really only a step away from this one already. Oh, and Coonce can be his Robin (I think he already is).

Max Payne

6. Max Payne

A beaten-down undercover cop who is on an unstoppable quest for revenge. Lots of explosions and LOTS of bullet-time. Perfect.