by zombiepie
These games tricked me! Admiral Ackbar is just as pissed as me!
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We all know what My Little Pony actually means...but I'm just going to say that I don't think I would ever attend a party hosted by someone known as "Pinkie Pie."
A game titled N.U.D.E. that doesn't have any nudity in it? Alright the Japanese have proven themselves to be crazy with sex games on numerous occasions and the fact that this isn't one of them perplexes me. Oh WAIT, I TOTALLY CREATED THIS PAGE...AWKWARD...
So this is just some stupid F-Zero rip off? That involves tubes that I have to slide in and involves nothing dirty at all? Maybe I do need to seek professional help...
He he he....wet, he he he...Yeah I do have a mental problem of some sort...
You mean to tell me I bought a Gizmondo and I can't play porno games on it? I fully expect a game that involves balls which are sticky for unknown reasons to be R-rated, but then again my brain is in such a dark place at this point of my life.
So this is just a typing tutor that teaches me how to type gratuitous insults? Then fuck this shit!
Uhhhh...It's not like I enjoy irritating sticks...Or that I expected irritaing sticks in this game to be somehow...you know what I think I'm digging my own grave here so I'll just stop.
Japan, you're really starting to disappoint me. I expect the absolute worst from a nation that has animes where robots are sexualized and video games with rape as a main game mechanic.
You know what? The description for this game is so great I'm actually happy it's not a sex game. "Oh no! The evil toad Baron Greenback has kidnapped Penfold and is trying to take over the world with a whoopee cushion scheme! Can you, as the cartoon hero Danger Mouse, rescue Penfold and stop the evil Baron's plan?"
Somehow I doubt that this a dairy cow simulator, if you catch my drift.
