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Possible Melee Weapons for the Next Big FPS Hero

I scratched out this list while bored studying sometime last year and just found it again. EASY WIN.

We've seen all these weapons in games, but will they become the next iconic FPS melee slot?

MUST have blunt force trauma potential and extreme durability.

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1. Hammer

Twice as useful with a claw for alt-fire.

Hedge Clipper

2. Hedge Clipper

Mainly useful in zombie games, but heavy enough to bash crates.

Frying Pan

3. Frying Pan

Use more skillet.

Cauldron

4. Cauldron

I AM REALLY UPSET THAT THERE IS NO TEA KETTLE PAGE. RRRRRRR!

Lead Pipe

5. Lead Pipe

Colonel Mustard is Oscar Mike.

Thermos

6. Thermos

Suck it Alan Wake! Try doing something useful with your aluminium fetish!

Book

7. Book

Maybe a hardcover dictionary or encyclopaedia? Get Jason Bourne as a class trainer and go nuts.

Lamp Post

8. Lamp Post

RLY BIG FPS GUY