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Top 36 Games Miley Cyrus Would Jizz On

Okay, so Miley Cyrus does not have the ability to come to fruition like a man, but she can still surprise you with a few punches of her own. The following is a list of games that Miley Cyrus would love to play. Games that she would go absolutely bonkers for, drunk or sober.

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Hannah Montana: The Movie

1. Hannah Montana: The Movie

She'd love to see herself in virtual splender. Perhaps she'd love it a little too much?

Jonas

2. Jonas

Rumor has it she already jizzed on all three of these purity-ring-wearing dudes. The ugly one on the left with the afro however just got lucky...there was a bit of splash back coming from Nick.

Crazy Taxi

3. Crazy Taxi

Appealing to her since she'll usually have someone drive her around. Miley, however, can drive stick. Miley can drive stick very well ;)

Army Men: Sarge's Heroes

4. Army Men: Sarge's Heroes

She loves the strong army types. Especially when they're green. Green is a horny color!

Dead or Alive 4

5. Dead or Alive 4

Miley would crack herself up if she saw the over-the-top boob physics. And when I say crack, I really mean cocaine.

Halo 3

6. Halo 3

Multiplayer with the female voice activated going, "oh oh oh ooooooooh"? Plus she can shoot her achy breaky father in the virtual world

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell

7. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell

Miley has a tendency to sneak up on her pray. Whether it be a cinnamon dolce cafe late, or a strong jock type with a sweet package, they'll never know Miley is right behind them.

Pong

8. Pong

Miley is known for smacking balls with a paddle.

Super Street Fighter IV

9. Super Street Fighter IV

Okay, so if Cammy can't turn her on, then Hakan surely will. He's already lubed!

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

10. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Nothing like a good skull mask for roleplaying. Miley sure has her iron-sights on this fellow.

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