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Every terrible leader Zombie Pie has compared me to.

Seems that Zombie Pie has a tradition of comparing me to a morally reprehensible/incompetent/infamous/etc. government official in each Community Spotlight. It's a proud tradition that dates all the way back to June 9th, 2011. Rather than take issue with that, I thought I'd compile them all. Hey, maybe it'll even get in a Spotlight, right next to a Hitler reference.

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Nero

1. Nero

The emperor, although I wouldn't be surprised if he compared me to this Nero, at some point.

Date of comparison: June 9th.

Rome

2. Rome

Fuck. Turns out that Caligula isn't in the database. I sense a theme developing.

Date of comparison: June 16th.

Spotlight

3. Spotlight

No comparisons the week of June 23rd. That was my Spotlight week. I guess he thought my overly dramatic freak-out spoke for itself.

Wilt Chamberlain

4. Wilt Chamberlain

Sure, why not? What other Chamberlains are there?

Date of comparison: June 30th.

5. Jim Buchanan

This was the closest I could find to James Buchanan. In fact, let's pretend that this is the real James Buchanan.

Date of comparison: July 7th.

Iran

6. Iran

Zombie Pie started rolling out the obscurity with Reza Pahlavi. Fitting!

Date of comparison: July 14th.

Zimbabwe

7. Zimbabwe

Wait, Robert Mugabe? He's contemporary! Does he know nothing of my material?

Date of comparison: July 21st.

Chile

8. Chile

Ah, Augusto Pinochet. Sounds like a fine wine, but goes down like it's being jammed down your throat with the butt of a gun.

Date of comparison: August 4th.

Ubisoft Bucharest

9. Ubisoft Bucharest

Up next is Romanian leader Nicolae Ceaușescu. I think Zombie Pie is trying to incite a December Revolution, forgetting that I use that month to post all my fucked up shit. I don't intend to miss something like that.

Date of comparison: August 11th.

Belgium

10. Belgium

Hey, I got a two-for-one deal this week with King Leopold II. This time, I actually know who he is: a boss from weirdo Flash title Vegetable Game.

Date of comparison: August 11th.

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