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Legitimate Wiki Pages That Would Give Certain Users Heartburn

Double-jumping.  Power-ups.  Abilitease.  These are just some of the concepts common to video games that are widely accepted.  But what of those concepts that aren't?  Those concepts that, while nonetheless valid, would cause some users to, for lack of better phrasing, freak the fuck out and think they were on Anime Vice or some shit?  Strange, and sometimes perverted concepts that are nonetheless a part of mainstream titles from well-known publishers?  Well, this is Giant Bomb, and these are the wiki pages that you should consider before you go jumping around claiming how perverted the website's Whiskey Media sisters are.

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Incest

1. Incest

Yeah, it's gross. But it's out there. Titles notable for its inclusion: Drakengard, House of the Dead: Overkill

Rape

2. Rape

Yes, yes, yes. RapeLay, Battle Raper, shut up. You ever play F.E.A.R. 2? Awesome game, right? Then Alma does things to you that would put most men in need of counseling for years.

Breast Bounce

3. Breast Bounce

Yep, that hypnotic jiggle brought to you by women who could probably stand to have better support. It's in more games than I could possibly ever count.

Sex

4. Sex

Dude, you just posted in a thread asking why you can't get in bed with Bethany in Dragon Age II. You really don't have any room to criticize people that watch hentai. (Also, you can't bang Bethany because she's your character's sister. The fuck is wrong with you, man?)

Sexy Librarian

5. Sexy Librarian

Ah, yes. The sexy librarian. One of a number of sexual fantasies that cast a woman in a particular archetype. Also fits Quistis from Final Fantasy VIII and Bayonetta to a tee. This page's existence makes me surprised that there aren't more like it on the wiki. (French Maid wikipage, anyone?)

Mara

6. Mara

Ah, Mara. A popular demon in the Shin Megami Tensei series. But why? Is it that awesome golden chariot he rides? That large, gaping mouth?

7. Item 3015-2808

No, he's a giant demon cock! Dude, seriously.

Arioch

8. Arioch

Yeah, and as for Arioch, another Shin Megami Tensei demon?

9. Item 3015-5860

Arioch is a giant and rather dangerous looking vagina. Also, you ever play Dante's Inferno? What the heck were they thinking when they created the Lust level?

Tea-Bagging

10. Tea-Bagging

That's right, ladies and gents. A wiki page dedicated to the act of simulating the application of your balls on a defeated opponent. If there are assholes playing FPS titles online, there is tea-bagging.

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