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The Porn Game Alphabet


Ever notice, when you begin to type something into the GB search, one of your results will always be some obscure sex game? Like, so obscure that only two people have edited it and most of the points came from adding CG images to the image gallery? Well, everytime I make a list I always see this happen: it's kinda silly, and some of the things that come up are just... kinky.
 
So since I'm waiting for someone to give me something to do, I decided I'll just go ahead an make a list of such games. I'll type a letter into the search, and list the first porn game that starts with that letter. Ready and set and go now.

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Amorous Professor Cherry

1. Amorous Professor Cherry

"A" is for Amorous Professor Cherry. Where you decide among three girls who you want to have a relationship with, usually through lots of fucking. Considering the title, the game is bias: they want you to fuck the professor who I suppose is on the cover.

Bible Black - The Infection -

2. Bible Black - The Infection -

"B" is for Bible Black - The Infection. An installment in a popular long running series about Satanists and the people who fuck for it. I think; I tend to avoid BDSM.

Cosplay Fetish Academy

3. Cosplay Fetish Academy

"C" is for Cosplay Fetish Academy. "Cartoon girls don't care that you never shower. If only life were this easy." If that's the case, comic book conventions must get them all hot and bothered. Stinky.

Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2

4. Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2

"D" is for Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2. "D" is also for "damn right I do".

Elf no Kyoudai: Netori Haramase Koibito Koukan

5. Elf no Kyoudai: Netori Haramase Koibito Koukan

"E" is for Elf No Kyoudai, which I'll bet translates to "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THESE ELVES ARE HUGE!" Another title features crossdressing boys. Hell of a way to kill the mood, game.

FAULT!!

6. FAULT!!

"F" is for FAULT!! Though I can't find any explicit fucking in the image section, which is usually a given on these articles, I'll bet that your character decides to play tennis in order to get in bed with was busty mistress and a couple of 16-year olds.

Gibo: Stepmother's Sin

7. Gibo: Stepmother's Sin

"G" is for Gibo: Stepmother's Sin. It would've been for "Gal Gun", but that's just about shooting clothed school girls with waterbed boobie psychics. This game gives me a better opportunity to make a joke, because I can try to guess why this milf is looking into her cleavage. Is she looking for her keys? Did it swallow up a human being? Or maybe it's a gateway to the future! MY GOD.

Hentai Anime Poker

8. Hentai Anime Poker

"H" is for Hentai Anime Poker, which I'm sure you 'accidentally' clicked on when looking up Poker Night at the Inventory.

Idols Galore!

9. Idols Galore!

"I" is for Idols Galore! An unofficial Rule 34 of Idolmasters. Probably. Maybe. Not really. Not at all. Nope. Dot avi.

The Joy Of Sex

10. The Joy Of Sex

"J" is for The Joy of Sex. Not only is the the first Western listing here, but it's probably the only sex game in the database that begins with "J".

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