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1. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrialhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/E_T_the_Extra_Terrestrial_1982Opens wiki page
Yes, it is a horrid game. But I assure you Bubsy 3D was worse.
2. Skate Boardin'Skate Boardin'https://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Skate_BoardinOpens wiki page
"Thank you for playing the demo!"
-My freind Gordon, when the 5-minute time limit ran out
3. Breakout
Breakouthttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/BreakoutOpens wiki page
Breakout through. To the other side.
4. Super Breakout
Super Breakouthttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Super_BreakoutOpens wiki page
It's like the other one, but more Super apparently. Though I bet my black, gay friend is even more 'Super'. They have magical powers.
5. Spider-Man
Spider-Manhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Spider_Man_1982Opens wiki page
Gettin' to the top, gettin' to the top.
6. Frogger
Froggerhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/FroggerOpens wiki page
Highway Crossing Frog.
7. Kung-Fu Master
Kung-Fu Masterhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Kung_Fu_MasterOpens wiki page
It's like Kung Fu on the NES. Only shittier.
8. Donkey Kong
Donkey Konghttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Donkey_KongOpens wiki page
It's like Donkey Kong on the NES. With two levels. That's, like, totally one less than the NES version.
9. Donkey Kong Jr.
Donkey Kong Jr.https://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Donkey_Kong_JrOpens wiki page
It's... Monty Python's Flying Circus.
10. Freeway
Freewayhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/FreewayOpens wiki page
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cake was a lie that when out for a burger to fight a giant crab with lottsa spaghet-OMG THIS IS FUNNY.
