Paulrus' List of Video Game Commercials

1. The Legend of ZeldaThe Legend of Zeldahttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/The_Legend_of_ZeldaOpens wiki page

Because if I didn't have this one on the list, I would be hit in the face with a brick. In a sock. With nails.

2. Left 4 Dead 2Left 4 Dead 2https://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Left_4_Dead_2Opens wiki page

Bang bang bang. Vamanos Vamanos.

3. Gears of WarGears of Warhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Gears_of_WarOpens wiki page

Still gives me goosebumps. It's beautiful.

4. Beetle Adventure Racing!Beetle Adventure Racing!https://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Beetle_Adventure_RacingOpens wiki page

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HATE BUUUGS!

5. PlayStation 3PlayStation 3https://giantbomb.com/wiki/Platforms/PlayStation_3Opens wiki page

Whatever stuff the Sony marketing department was smoking... never again.

6. Spyro the DragonSpyro the Dragonhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Spyro_the_DragonOpens wiki page

Come to think of it.... why sheep?

9. Ty the Tasmanian TigerTy the Tasmanian Tigerhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Ty_the_Tasmanian_TigerOpens wiki page

Ty does in one second what has been taking Sega at least 10 years to do.

10. Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach VolleyballDead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyballhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Dead_or_Alive_Xtreme_Beach_VolleyballOpens wiki page

I like this ad because it doesn't sugar coat anything. "This is a game where you watch girls bounce in bikinis. Masturbate."