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Games That Should've Included Unlockable Items for Team Fortress 2


If you order now, I'll throw in a second beating: ABSOLUTELY FREE.
If Alien Swarm, Worms Reloaded, Killing Floor, and Monday Night Combat has taught me anything its that if you want to get your game sold or noticed, regardless of quality, you need have pre-order bonuses or unlockables that give you silly crap for Team Fortress 2. Here's a few games that may have benefited if they included such things. 
 
Feel free to add in the comment section some of your ideas. Help me ruin Team Fortress 2 even more! YAY!
 
Also, lets take a couple silly precautions for the long run. If you decide to use some of these ideas for the Contribute page or a custom mod, some credit would be nice.

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The Sly Collection

1. The Sly Collection

Regardless of HD, why rebuy a game collection you've already bought? Why, a Thief Mask and Sly's Hat for the Spy, or course!. Maybe the last 3 years of updates for PS3 owners wouldn't be a bad idea either.

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

2. Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

More copies could've been sold if it included a Nunchuck gun for the Spy. And a Reese Cup milkshake.

Shenmue II

3. Shenmue II

Ren's Bandanna for the Scout. Also, an apology letter for Shenmue II's ending.

Beyond Good & Evil

4. Beyond Good & Evil

Jade's Hair and hairband for the Pyro. Just think: millions of copies sold and we would've got that sequel ages ago.

Assassin's Creed

5. Assassin's Creed

Altair's Knife for the Spy. No longer a clever mod from FPSbanana.

Killer7

6. Killer7

Harman's Tommy Gun and Sniper Rifle for the Sniper? Why, yes! Hell, let's throw his hat in there too; for shits.

Watchmen: The End is Nigh

7. Watchmen: The End is Nigh

How about a Smiley Face pin for all classes? Also: some_text

Punch-Out!!

8. Punch-Out!!

King Hippo's Crown and Boxing Gloves for the Heavy. Comes complete with NES-era sounds. Or Soda Popinski's mustache.

Resident Evil 4

9. Resident Evil 4

Dr. Salvador's Mask for the Pyro, Leon's Knife for the Spy, Krauser's beret for all classes. Have I caused facepalms from this list yet?

Catherine

10. Catherine

Vincent's sheep horns for all classes. I'm going to stop this here before that Hailinel fella starts a debate about this game in the comments.

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