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Games I didn't enjoy

Ignoring the warnings by people like Seanbaby, James Rolfe, and Ben Croshaw I have found myself a hobby in playing video games that suck. I take it up as a challenge, really. One day, I hope to be the first gamer to die by playing this trash

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Bubsy 3D

1. Bubsy 3D

Bubsy was unlikable before, but not even he deserved to be in this. This game is a crime against humanity. Shit, E.T. had better controls.... and depth perception!

Star Fox Assault

2. Star Fox Assault

Some game are not bad; they're just frustratingly average. Assault failed to live up the StarFox 64. It even failed to live up to Adventures, and that was a Zelda clone with bikini clad furries!

Army Men

3. Army Men

Bland Shit 101.

Street Fighter 2010: The Final Fight

4. Street Fighter 2010: The Final Fight

I do NOT have a good NES library.

Werewolf: The Last Warrior

5. Werewolf: The Last Warrior

Seriously. I don't.

Doom II: Hell on Earth

6. Doom II: Hell on Earth

Sorry, fans. While it is wasn't an awful game, decapitated John Romero or not, it was not as fun as the original. Maybe because I had to deal with the easier zDoom version.

Lost Kingdoms

7. Lost Kingdoms

Looking for a JRPG that's fun? This isn't it.

Metal Gear

8. Metal Gear

Shame on me.

House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return

9. House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return

These arcade classics have aged as well as Elvis' corpse.

Cho Aniki: Kyuukyoku Muteki Ginga Saikyou Otoko

10. Cho Aniki: Kyuukyoku Muteki Ginga Saikyou Otoko

As a fan of the original, I was both offended and nauseous when I played this one on the PSN.