MERCH!
Giant Bomb - a website about video games and the people that make them

Hate Awards

My own perverted award system for things and games I hate. A lot. In fact, to get on this list you have to want me to kill you. A short description of the game's Hate award and why I hate it so much is listed next to it. Let's see who the winners of the coveted Shaa and Slaa awards are! And don't forget the SHA award, because there's a special place in hell for bad games which ruin a series. Let the hate commence!
 
Supreme Hate Award Accolade - Dead rising. 
Runner-Up - The Lost World: Jurassic Park.
Honourable Mention - Bug Riders: The Race of Kings.
 
Supreme Let-Down Award Accolade - Dragon Age: Origins. 
Runner-Up - Assassin's Creed. 
Honourable Mention - Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex. 
 
Worst Childhood Memory Award - Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex. 
Runner-Up - Croc: Legend of the Gobbos. 
 
Worst Character Award - Mario. 
Runner-Up - Alex Mercer. 
 
Special Hades Award - Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex. 
Runner-Up - Worms 4: Mayhem.

Showing 1-10 of 11 items

Alex Mercer

1. Alex Mercer

Awarded for his terrible overacting and dumb ass looks.

Assassin's Creed

2. Assassin's Creed

Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness.

BugRiders: The Race of Kings

3. BugRiders: The Race of Kings

Awarded for having shitty graphics, bad gameplay, and being a terrible game all around. Congratulations!

Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex

4. Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex

Awarded for being the downfall of the Crash Bandicoot series and disillusioning me with my childhood hero and bringing me forth into adulthood. And for costing me $15.

Croc: Legend of the Gobbos

5. Croc: Legend of the Gobbos

Awarded for being one of the hardest children's platformers ever and having terrible controls to boot.

Dead Rising

6. Dead Rising

Awarded for being the game I love to hate. The game with terribly small words, f**king convicts, no save points, Otis ('nuff said), terrible AI, being timed and everything else which earned this game the Supreme Hate Award Accolade. Or as I say it Shaa!

Dragon Age: Origins

7. Dragon Age: Origins

Awarded for having the worst graphics and combat mechanics in a game this recent and for being the only game I couldn't physically play any longer. Also the Supreme Let-Down Award Accolade (Slaa) after all the hype which amounted to nil.

Mario

8. Mario

I just hate Mario. Hate his games. This is why he's been awarded the Worst Character Award! And he's f**king EVERYWHERE!

The Lost World: Jurassic Park

9. The Lost World: Jurassic Park

One of the worst games of all time. No saves, extra hard. And worst of all, as a kid you just want to play as dinosaurs! But no, this takes all the fun away from you. Terrible, terrible game.

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas

10. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas

Horrible graphics, horrible gameplay, horrible multiplayer.

of 2