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Game characters that I would least like to have dinner with

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Kratos

1. Kratos

He'd probably just reach across the table, and rip my head off for the orbs.

Master Chief

2. Master Chief

I can him wearing his helmet during the meal being a real mood killer.

Psycho Mantis

3. Psycho Mantis

I see you like... mashed potatoes.

Leviathan

4. Leviathan

I can see him having a large appetite, which would probably include me and other dinner guests.

E-40

5. E-40

Unfortunately, I do not like slumpers, so E-40 and I would be at a lose as to what to talk about during the meal.

9 Toes

6. 9 Toes

I would prefer not to have a murderous bandit over for dinner. Plus, I have a feeling that his 3 balls would make for inappropriate dinner conversation.

Sephiroth

7. Sephiroth

I can just imagine way to many long dramatic pauses during the meal, punctuated by creepy stares.

Zombie

8. Zombie

I'm a pretty tolerant guy, and I don't mean to discriminate, but the undead just make me uncomfortable.

Spy

9. Spy

He's a shifty type. Plus IRL I don't think I could get away with using a flamethrower on all my guests to expose the Spy.

Vladimir Makarov

10. Vladimir Makarov

Remember, don't fill up on bread.

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