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Games most deserving for an Uwe Boll movie.

These games either have little to no story or a story that Uwe Boll could work with. Once I come up with new ideas, I'll post them!

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Red Faction: Guerrilla

1. Red Faction: Guerrilla

As much as I enjoy playing this game, there is no real story to keep you going, just bowing up stuff. To Uwe, it could be just fight scene after fight scene after fight scene.

Burnout Paradise

2. Burnout Paradise

A Uwe Boll movie of Burnout would be like The Fast and Furious but will stupid and horrible special effects.

LittleBigPlanet

3. LittleBigPlanet

Imagine a Pixar like movie starring Sackboy.

God of War

4. God of War

Cheap swordplay, and gore all over. Your typical Uwe Boll movie.

Battlefield 1943

5. Battlefield 1943

Uwe's dramatic WWII movie. His take on Saving Private Ryan, I guess!

RapeLay

6. RapeLay

A story about a kid who grew up in teh hood with a twisted mind, assaulting other women. Will the women get their revenge!?

Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2

7. Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2

Ninjas! Boobs! Horrible cheesy movie!

Bayonetta

8. Bayonetta

Action! Boobs! Have I said this before?

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

9. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

It's so easy to Uwe to mess this one up. I would like to see a side by side comparison with the game and the movie, just to see how better the developers are at making action scenes than Uwe.

Brütal Legend

10. Brütal Legend

Animated film that features the powers of ROCK!

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