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Top 5 Things That Would Be Better If You Could Stand On Them

To honor the release of Tony Hawk: RIDE, a premature baby with fetal alcohol poisoning, it's head rolling back and forth on it's shoulders, it not understanding it's place in this cruel and unrepentant world I have created this list. Enjoy.

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Wooden Chair

1. Wooden Chair

Now you can be comfortable, See the entire room you occupy and feel superior than everyone else in it.

Sex

2. Sex

You haven't thought about it till I made this list, but you know I'm right.

skate.

3. skate.

This old shit is is done. It's just done.

Bacon

4. Bacon

Because this gross crap doesn't deserve to be anywhere else. What kind of animal did this come from?

Alyx Vance

5. Alyx Vance

Dude! Because then you could see right down her top!