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Because she'll arrive with you and leave with your mom.
If I need to tell you why you shouldn't be bringing her home, I hope you enjoy reading this from prison.
She's tall, sexy, self confident and will stand up for you in a fight. You know what, there is absolutely no reason I can see to not start a long term relationship with this fine woman.
Cause your dad'll probably just try to kidnap her anyway.
Do me a favor and take her home and maybe you parents can help me understand what I find so erotically charged about this little lady and hopefully introduce me to her friend "Miss Boobie Lady".