People Who Should Be Crushed By A Cargo Container.
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1. Cloud StrifeCloud Strifehttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Cloud_StrifeOpens wiki page
He's just gotta go.
2. NaviNavihttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/NaviOpens wiki page
Enough! O.K? enough....
3. Jean-Claude Van DammeJean-Claude Van Dammehttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/People/Jean_Claude_Van_DammeOpens wiki page
I mean i don't want to see him all the way dead, maybe just pulverize his leg or something but he must answer for Street Fighter:The Movie:The Game.
4. Princess PeachPrincess Peachhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Princess_PeachOpens wiki page
I've become bored of saving her.
5. Ghostbusters: The Video GameGhostbusters: The Video Gamehttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Ghostbusters_The_Video_GameOpens wiki page
God it's hard to see them be crushed so throughly, but that last boss battle.. ugh! It is an endless cycle of death and revival and the only way to stop it is to splatter Danny Aykroyd under a big metal box, I know. I'm sorry.
6. TailsTailshttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/TailsOpens wiki page
I cannot think of a more humane form of euthanasia.
7. Sonic the HedgehogSonic the Hedgehoghttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Sonic_the_HedgehogOpens wiki page
Yeah he can go too.
8. World of WarcraftWorld of Warcrafthttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/World_of_WarcraftOpens wiki page
Yes the whole thing. I understand the it's a logistical nightmare but we all know it's for the best.
9. Robert KotickRobert Kotickhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/People/Robert_KotickOpens wiki page
Well because he is SATAN, and SATAN should be destroyed right? I mean I don't think I'm saying anything shocking in that the progenitor of all that is wrong and evil in the world deserves to be smashed to death by a shipping container falling at terminal velocity.
10. Bandai Namco EntertainmentBandai Namco Entertainmenthttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Companies/Bandai_Namco_EntertainmentOpens wiki page
Stop trying to nickel and dime, you sons a bitches just let me fight Vader and Yoda.
