Be it funny or awesome or awesomely funny, here are a list of my favorite quotes in gaming.
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"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."
"Betrayer... In truth, it was I who was betrayed. Still, I am hunted. Still, I am hated. Now, my blind eyes see what others cannot. And sometimes the hand of fate must be forced!"
Garrus Vakarian: "Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?"
Commander Shepard: "Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face-paint on there, and no one will even notice."
Garrus Vakarian: "Ha-ah! Don't make me laugh, damn it. My face is barely holding together as it is. Ah, probably for the best. Everyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me. Time for you to get a fair shot at it."
"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"
"You scratched my flawless, alabaster skin! You jerk!"
"Most test subjects do experience some, um, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for - quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of - serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage. Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, just say yes." [Chell jumps] "Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Uh, you just jumped. But never mind; say apple. Apple!" [Chell jumps again] "Okay, you know what? That's close enough, just hold tight."
"Throwing flash grenade! Watch it!" (I love it because... It's a flash grenade and he says "watch it." Which, of course, would not be advisable.)
"I'll just ask the first Sand Creature I run into, "Could you direct me to the baths, please?" Well, thank you. "Don't mention it, I used to be a bath attendant back when I was alive... " (The Prince talking to himself)
"Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean 'kiss my ass'?"
"You know what I hate? Well... you know, lots of things, really. I'm old and easily annoyed. But that's beside the point."