1. BeardBeardhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Objects/BeardOpens wiki page
If you don't have one of these, you have already lost (women are exempt from this requirement). If you go and attempt to start a bar fight, you may die. If the other guy has a beard, his beard may be able to kill you just by making eye contact, depending on said beard's level of epicness. So grow one! If only for your own safety!
2. KingKinghttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/KingOpens wiki page
Step one.
3. Bob-ombBob-ombhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Objects/Bob_ombOpens wiki page
Add this.
4. King DededeKing Dededehttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/King_DededeOpens wiki page
Step 3.
5. JellyfishJellyfishhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Concepts/JellyfishOpens wiki page
Some of this.
6. VegetaVegetahttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/VegetaOpens wiki page
Step 4.
7. Geese HowardGeese Howardhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Geese_HowardOpens wiki page
And this.
8. Megaton HammerMegaton Hammerhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Objects/Megaton_HammerOpens wiki page
You'd never make it without this.
9. AchillesAchilleshttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/AchillesOpens wiki page
I feel that this is needed also.
10. Wells & FargoWells & Fargohttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Wells_And_FargoOpens wiki page
