Best of 2010

1. Mass Effect 2Mass Effect 2https://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Mass_Effect_2Opens wiki page

You know a game is good when your old roommate cannot put it down after years of calling the series "Ass Effect".

2. Red Dead RedemptionRed Dead Redemptionhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Red_Dead_RedemptionOpens wiki page

3. Deadly PremonitionDeadly Premonitionhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Deadly_PremonitionOpens wiki page

I definitely had the most laughs playing this game. Francis York Morgan is a funny ass dude and so is everyone else in the town of Greenvale. Man. An images that continues to pop into my head and crack me up is of Francis York Morgan standing in the middle of the road, smelling terrible. He has flies flying all around him because of his stench and he happens to be wearing a tie with hearts on it. Well, he needs to get into a restaurant but it is not open until the morning (THIS IS TAKING PLACE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT). What does he do? Well, he smokes a fucking cigarette for 12 straight hours. He also has hilarious scruff since he hasn't shaved since before he hasn't bathed. What a guy.

4. BayonettaBayonettahttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/BayonettaOpens wiki page

Bayonetta just BARELY beat out by Cortana as hottest V-Game babe of 2010.

5. Super Mario Galaxy 2Super Mario Galaxy 2https://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Super_Mario_Galaxy_2Opens wiki page

No Brainer.

6. Halo: ReachHalo: Reachhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Halo_ReachOpens wiki page

The Big Daddy with the machine gun kills himself. Or something. Also, I think I saw Cortana (HOTTEST VIDEO GAME BABE OF 2010). Man, this game was a blast to play. It did not matter if you were going it alone, cooperatively, or versus 13 year olds online. As long as your armor was poppin' and your Portuguese friend was working or sleeping (AKA, NOT ONLINE), good times were had.

7. Assassin's Creed: BrotherhoodAssassin's Creed: Brotherhoodhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Assassins_Creed_BrotherhoodOpens wiki page

I flipped the shit out of those Bancos. Rome looks spiffy as shit now. I had a blast playing this game but it is not higher on my list because I have no intention of returning to it any time soon.

8. Super Meat BoySuper Meat Boyhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/Super_Meat_BoyOpens wiki page

Man, why'd they make some of those levels so tough?! Never the less, I kept attempting them.

9. God of War IIIGod of War IIIhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/God_of_War_IIIOpens wiki page

Man, this game was crazy. Remember that one part when you were fighting on, like, a mountain and Poseidon was all pissed? Yeah, that was cool as shit.

10. No More Heroes 2: Desperate StruggleNo More Heroes 2: Desperate Strugglehttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Games/No_More_Heroes_2_Desperate_StruggleOpens wiki page

Dude. The first game was a joy. And the second one was even more joyful. 8-bit styled games. An un-open world, and slicker gameplay makes this game a TOUCHDOWN!