Everything changed on August 7th, 2015. Before this day I was creating lists willy-nilly. You could say I created lists for the yucks. Everyone had fun and nobody got hurt. But something happened on the 7th. Something bigger than me. My list became viral. Now all my fans have been clamoring for more lists and I honestly didn't know if I could deliver what they wanted. Did I still have it in me? The short answer is "no".
I decided to quit my job and start a new list company. This was a very tough decision for me. For the first time in my life I started to feel financially stable and happy. Then I realized that I lost my edge. I stopped taking risks. Where would we be today if nobody took risks? Nobody would even think to play my favorite board game. The thought of that make me sick. So I hired the top list makers in the world and created Killer Lists Incorporated.
We decided that we should return to my roots for our first list. I am proud to bring to you the "Best of 2008". I really have a lot riding on this guys.
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It is serendipitous that I am on my 2008 list right before Metal Gear V comes out. I love this series. I bought a PS3 for this game. Then I later sold the console to my friends younger brother. He then downloaded tons of shitty demos on my PSN account. This game has a lot of cutscenes. Meryl marries the dude from the first Metal Gear who shits his pants. You can also grab a statue's penis until it falls off. Game of the year.
I'm sure you guys already know I am a huge GTA fan. This was a great entry in the GTA series and a great step for Rockstar into the 7th generation of consoles.
I tried really hard to get into Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. It did not work. However, I immediately fell in love with Fallout 3. I used to pick up games at midnight launches because I was an idiot. I played this game for a few minutes after picking it up at midnight before going to sleep. The next day during classes I could not stop thinking of how much of a dick Butch from the Tunnel Snakes was. I was fully invested and this investment carried over for months.
This game is great and you are a goofball if you think it is worse than Melee.
Dead Space was so good. The atmosphere was amazing. It played great. It was freaky deaky. This game was also a surprise. I did not follow it but decided to pick it up once people clamored over it and, girl, am I glad I did.
This game has so much style. It is nothing but over-the-top boss fights. You make jerk-off motions to charge your sword.
Do people still like this game? I feel like they do not. Why? It was so cool when it came out. It was better that the first Gears in every way. It was super fun. You guys are blockheads.
Now this was probably my biggest surprise of 2008. Who would have thought that Capcom would put out a new Mega Man game in the style of Mega Man 2. It was great too. The level design and bosses were top notch. Sheep Man.
This is one of Nintendo's weirder series. I hope they keep making these. The songs are pretty good too.
Left 4 Dead is awesome. It is so much fun to play with 3 other cool dudes. There were a few times when I did not realize my mic was off when I was playing this game so I was talking to nobody.