I dream of ruling the world with a omnipotent and benevolently tyrannical iron fist. Every good tyrant of course, needs a harem. But in my dreams, my Haremites aren't JUST a bunch of sex-starved nymphettes awaiting my attention. They're my enforcers, my bodyguards, my generals, my strategists, my administrators, and even my entertainment. They're everything a good tyrant needs in order to rule the cosmos. So with no further adieu...my dream harem. Now some jailbait may pop up from time to time...partly because videogame developers seem to see no problem with giving 13 year old girls Double D Cups which can make ascertaining age on some of these ladies difficult. And partly cuz...well...you know. If jailbait does pop up, we'll just assume they're Haremites-in-Training :)
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She's Lara Effin' Croft dude. Nuff said.
Ok so she gets around like...alot. But rest assured that no matter what your problem is, Shaundi has an ex-boyfriend she can dial up to solve it for you. And a hookah for later.
Ah Rubi...what can I say? Tall, dark, and sizzling. Being an absolute badass with a sword and gun makes her an ideal assassin and bodyguard in addition to...ahem. Other talents.
Genetically engineered perfection, brilliance, technical skill, marksmanship, and biotics(Mass Effect version of Magic) all in one sexy spy catsuit. Hellz yeah.
Ah Morrigan. Shapeshifter, kickass mage, and as I conquer the cosmos she'll make sure I never go soft. Interpret that as you will.
Sexy slutty euro-trash ninja-twins! Hell to the yeah deuce!
Sexy slutty euro-trash ninja-twins! Hell to the yeah!
Yes, I know she's gay. No, I don't care. She's in the harem and considering the company she'll be keeping, I suspect she'll learn to love me. She'll also handle my espionage work.
"Ooh, she could get sick. She's vulnerable. I wonder what she looks like under the helmet."
It's a rare woman indeed who can make Bald look good. Kiera Knightly did it. Jack did it too. The crazy biotic powers are just a bonus.