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4 out of 5 starsIgnore this, it will be gone in a minute. Ignore this, it will be gone in a minute. Ignore this, it will be gone in a minute. Ignore this, it will be gone in a minute. Ignore this, it will be gone in a minute. Ignore this, it will be gone in a minute. Ignore this, it will be gone in a minute. Ignore this, it will be gone in a minute. Ignore this, it will be gone in a minute. Ignore this, it will be gone in a minute.…
Pro Evolution Soccer 20112010
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Red Dead Redemption2010
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Surprizingly fun.
3 out of 5 starsAs you might expect from the title, Crazy Penguin Catapult involves penguins, catapults and has a sprinkling of craziness. The basic storyline of the game is that a group of polar bears have kidnapped some penguins, and you control a troop of penguins trying to get them back. And what would be the best way of doing that? That's right, catapulting your penguins towards the evil polar bears. Although the storyline…
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All articlesThree Minutes of Hyperdimension Neptunia
Jun 25, 2015
Much against my better judgement, one of the games I decided to pick up in the Steam summer sale was Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 . This poor life choice stemmed from a discussion amongst myself and my fellow moderators and I'm not going to go into the boring details. Long story short, it's all @mb 's fault. And @zombiepie 's fault. Despite the "ANIME ANIME ANIME!!!! ANIME!!!!" art style...
Some photos and thoughts from Eurogamer Expo 2014
Oct 9, 2014
Eurogamer Expo (or EGX) was two weeks ago and I had intended on writing a big proper blog about the show shortly after. Then I got distracted. I've just sorted through the photos I took at the show and deleted the really terrible ones (although they were all taken on my phone, so don't expect great quality from any of them), so I'm just going to post those and random thoughts that go along with...
Don't Fear the Reaper: My Journey on the Normandy.
Jun 15, 2012
Warning: This blog contains Mass Effect 3 spoilers. Ever since finally finishing (and blogging about ) Mass Effect 1 and 2 a couple of months ago, I’ve been eager to jump into Mass Effect 3. I absolutely love the Mass Effect universe, and I was keen to see how Commander Shepard’s fight against the Reapers ended. I’d managed to, more or less, stay away from major spoilers about the ending and, d...
I’m Commander Shepard & This Is My Favourite Blog On The Citadel
May 2, 2012
Note: This blog contains Mass Effect 2 spoilers, along with spoilers from the first two Mass Effect novels, Revelation and Ascension. So last time I blogged was almost 4 weeks ago. I’d finally played Mass Effect to completion a mere 4 years after first playing it. The next day I went into my local city centre in an attempt to buy a copy of Mass Effect 2 and a copy of the first Mass Effect book,...
Mass Effect 1, Decision Making and Blue Chicks
Apr 5, 2012
So, I fucked a blue chick I've blogged before about how terrible I am at finishing lengthy games. The last reasonably long game I beat was Fable II. And before that I can't even remember the last time I beat a game longer than 15 hours long. I always seem to put the game down for a break when the mechanics get repetitive and then I just never pick it up again. Or in the case of Mass Effect I pi...
A drunklen rant 2.0
Mar 17, 2012
So hey duders, I'm rather drunk, and I have a few things I want to say. Firstly, I'm not quite as drunk as I was when I did the first one of these, and the typo in the title is 100% intentional this time. And I'm not attaching this to the forum this timebecause the last time did that @MB stickied the thread to the forum and it was super embarrasing. But I have a feww thigs i want to talk about,...
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