Story of my life. Probably.
Why are you highlighting these WORDS at random? It attracts too much attention to your MEDIUM.
"And the world will be no more."
"His Chinese poetry doctor is in the other room."
I'm not even sure what this is a typo of.
Great. A hamfisted cultural reference. Like there aren't enough of THOSE in the game.
Remember that one scene from L.A. Noire? Turns out rabbits don't make it better.
Yea, THAT'S the most notable thing about this room.
I'm gonna get a lot of use out of this.
It ends with a little girl dying. Strange, seeing as there aren't any female characters to speak of.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGH.
Another one for the list.
"You think I like it any better?" "Good point."
"Nicked it off some blind girl headed for Scotland."
He says that like there's a regular kind of paper rabbit.
How many times have I heard that?
I can't tell if that's him being weird or if that's a typo.
I can't recall a time when these cultural references were ever endearing.
A picture I hope I don't use to describe the actual game.
I've got the strangest feeling that I'm going to get a lot of use out of this.
"As an adult, I hate every last bit of it."
Be glad this is censored. Be very glad.
"Then why are you hanging out with me?"
If I reviewed movies, I'd probably get some good use out of this.
You mean a teenager? No need to be redundant.
The reality is that she says no, and you KEEP wondering what if.
You trolling piece of shit.
Piercing question of the game. (Not that it ever rectifies this.)
Going what? I can't even tell what this is a reference to.
Is she talking about the ghost sperm or the sudden change in gameplay?
Pretty damn good, if I may say so myself.
And this is where he becomes a werewolf.
YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.
You fucking know it. Wait, you DO know it.
Why the sudden zoom-in for pixel art? Especially when I know you're gonna draw things, anyway?
Giant Bomb: The Picture on Giant Bomb.
Spec Ops: The Line: The Picture: The Game.
So the writers are very clearly from the Boston area.
And you guys think Japan is weird. Poseurs.
Boston, England, apparently.
Is the Steam part a pun? I can't even tell anymore.
Not how I'd describe Whack-a-Mole, but OK.
Hooray for sudden aesthetic shifts!
This is why you fail, humanity.
"That's what keeps me up at night."
The most glorious note you've ever heard.
"But isn't our job already playing God?" "Shut up."
No. Stop it with these exceedingly dumb references.
You erased River. That's what fucking happened.
Thank Steam sales for that.
This is my pull quote for the back of the box. I like to play it up.
Presumably from within a safe at the bottom of the sea.
I want to meet the couple that names their child "yms.lolipop.jp".
Or "PowerSurge Series". I want to party with that guy.
Guess which one of them was pulled from the Internet.
To the Moon Moblie John's home
Story of my life. Probably.
Why are you highlighting these WORDS at random? It attracts too much attention to your MEDIUM.
"And the world will be no more."
"His Chinese poetry doctor is in the other room."
I'm not even sure what this is a typo of.
Great. A hamfisted cultural reference. Like there aren't enough of THOSE in the game.
Remember that one scene from L.A. Noire? Turns out rabbits don't make it better.
Yea, THAT'S the most notable thing about this room.
I'm gonna get a lot of use out of this.
It ends with a little girl dying. Strange, seeing as there aren't any female characters to speak of.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGH.
Another one for the list.
"You think I like it any better?" "Good point."
"Nicked it off some blind girl headed for Scotland."
He says that like there's a regular kind of paper rabbit.
How many times have I heard that?
I can't tell if that's him being weird or if that's a typo.
I can't recall a time when these cultural references were ever endearing.
A picture I hope I don't use to describe the actual game.
I've got the strangest feeling that I'm going to get a lot of use out of this.
"As an adult, I hate every last bit of it."
Be glad this is censored. Be very glad.
"Then why are you hanging out with me?"
If I reviewed movies, I'd probably get some good use out of this.
You mean a teenager? No need to be redundant.
The reality is that she says no, and you KEEP wondering what if.
You trolling piece of shit.
Piercing question of the game. (Not that it ever rectifies this.)
Going what? I can't even tell what this is a reference to.
Is she talking about the ghost sperm or the sudden change in gameplay?
Pretty damn good, if I may say so myself.
And this is where he becomes a werewolf.
YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.
You fucking know it. Wait, you DO know it.
Why the sudden zoom-in for pixel art? Especially when I know you're gonna draw things, anyway?
Giant Bomb: The Picture on Giant Bomb.
Spec Ops: The Line: The Picture: The Game.
So the writers are very clearly from the Boston area.
And you guys think Japan is weird. Poseurs.
Boston, England, apparently.
Is the Steam part a pun? I can't even tell anymore.
Not how I'd describe Whack-a-Mole, but OK.
Hooray for sudden aesthetic shifts!
This is why you fail, humanity.
"That's what keeps me up at night."
The most glorious note you've ever heard.
"But isn't our job already playing God?" "Shut up."
No. Stop it with these exceedingly dumb references.
You erased River. That's what fucking happened.
Thank Steam sales for that.
This is my pull quote for the back of the box. I like to play it up.
Presumably from within a safe at the bottom of the sea.
I want to meet the couple that names their child "yms.lolipop.jp".
Or "PowerSurge Series". I want to party with that guy.
Guess which one of them was pulled from the Internet.
