Witcher Enhanced Edition.
Witcher Enhanced Edition.
Witcher Enhanced Edition.
Witcher Enhanced Edition.
The ingame glossary's entry of Kaer Morhen
Adda the White's Journal Image
Adda the White in nighties
Adam's Original Journal Image
Abigail's Censored Sex Card
Place of Power - Increase Sign (magic) damage
Peasant Sex Card (Explicit NSFW)
Old woman exchanges information for food.
Human gang harassing Zoltan the dwarf
Bar Maid Venessa Sex Card (Explicit)
Royal Huntsman's Campground
Fight while using Blizzard
Fight while using Blizzard
Fight while using Blizzard
Fight while using Blizzard
Oh Odo you drunken bastard
Cat's Eye Potion in Crypt
Tutorial stuff is going on!
Even fictional people hate taxes
Guy on the back is levitating
Yes, it was bad time to drop the acid.
Puberty hit fast with him.
AHEM. There is snake in your arm.
I hope it is not how to dress modestly.
Well, I forgot boning you so safe bet is "no".
Subtle... and I expected red furry thing.
"Triss, alarm clock says: time to bone."
I'll rest a bit and prepare, maybe drool on to the pillows a little.
I know my keys are here somewhere.
"...and face the wall, so my codpiece wont distract you." "
Hmph, mine was a tutorial fight.
Triss's penthouse or was it playboy?
OK.but first we find a bit more loose pants for you.
What everybody in the world thought that would happen.
My guess: You defeat him with magnets.
Maybe Mickey Rourke could play him?
Yeah, you don't wanna be found dead wearing leather pants.
Good rap-pose from the background dude.
You mean my p... OK, we NEED to stop him!
If your arms look like this, seek a doctor
He sleeps with his handbag on ...
Meditation by the campfire
Zoltan Chivay living a dog's life
Villagers taking shelter from the rain
Phew... I was afraid she wanted sausage.
You not showing your face would probably help.
I also collect cards if you know what I mean.
Isn't hunting locals against the law?
I can see it from your face.
Looks like a friday night were I live
I fear I can not say the same.
"Is there a CAT behind me?!"
Warm welcome in the Witchers world
"You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
Wearing scarf the wrong way
Word I would use is "easy" but lets go with your version.
Cornelius from Planeth of the Apes?
Bridges make bad graves. Tunnel would be better.
I hope you are not prostitute.
-Ghost that shouts "not in there".
"Does Vergen steamer say anything for you?"
"Yes, I will lure this ghoul and demon dogs there. That will surely work just fine."
Not sure if there is strange monkey there.
Hope that is his undercover outfit
Sorry... could you repeat that while jumping up and down?
Nmae of your tailor - NOT!
"I hope they invent motorboats soon.""
Note to self: don't pass out in company of Zoltan.
Unlike in the Romulan impire?
With beard like that, you got to be careful near the forge.
"Two sacks full of dried fruits?"
Teleportation? This is becoming a Star Trek game?
Here that mr. nightwatchman
You know scratch your eyes, light your bed on fire...
Frontier dentist in action
"No, just with ugly and stupid."
I bet he thinks he can use the n-word.
Remeber when clowns wore swords? Me neither.
"Like an apple with a boner."
"No thanks. I'll be on my way."
You will not fool me ugly woman, I have seen the crying game.
...And no temples what so ever.
Just save some time and google "rate my poo".
...it only demands bad haircuts.
Good tips from stupid people
Yeah, I'll just hang tomorrow too,rest a bit, drink some elixir.
Just like in the first book
That is ok. Just clean it up with a showel or something.
Don't stop worrying until I say I am OK.
Yes of the crotch, demon dog!
Where is that "Tropes Vs Women in Video Games" lady?
"...Or something like that."
"Yeah sorry about your pant legs.""
"I do not work for senators."
"I have saved you like twice, so how about it?"
Not exactly peaceful death
Too close, mr. cameraman, too close.
For a ghost he sure bleeds a lot.
And dangerous thrills for necrophiliacs.
Order of the Flaming Rose
"Pruno's country cousin?"
"Yes, I noticed your knee paddings."
"I dreamed about summer night with you, not anymore psycho.""
Bad town to be a plumber.
Don't bring breakdancing into sword fight
That is no mere flesh wound
"Your story has to be way more sexy for that."
You will never be royal vodka
"I think I have seen you in someones garden."
Name like that just rolls down your tongue
Senic docks with harbor whore
"In more than one place? Oh...!"
It is OK to soil your leather trousers now.
And few are drunk as you.
What a lovely mental picture
Thank god, this is the last you will see of her
This is how foreign languages should be taught
Witcher putting bad things into women.
It burns, the ring of fire.
Triss and her magical straps
Another notch into the bed post
You have to answer that question?!
"Dont show that in the public - and I am not interested!"
"I propose Tamerian double tug."
Children and drunks speak the truth.
"Do you know sir Sam De Elliot?"
"...You have to pay extra for that?""
"How do you kill man with garlig?"
"Is there reward for finding your jaw?"
"Your place or against the wall?"
I think she wants something more
"Say that she is thin and payfor her shoes?"
Achievement unlocked: "Meat for the Princess"
"I plough a lot, but I have my limits."
"What if my dream is a hot bath?"
That knight has a drinking problem
You can bet that it is double something
City councilor does his "raising the mug without hands" party trick
Damn, Polish must be as big on drinking as Finns
After the first sip, he just froze like that.
I have no jokes to crack.
I too. Trick is in the wrist.
After the party there is always a fight
500? That is like 2½ monster contracts!
Inpolite man with face tattoo?
Maybe he just showed his glowing sparkling abs in the sunlight?
"What I am really after can't be played like that...I think."
"I am not into this dentist-play."
"Yes, no magic will bring your hair back."
This could get interesting
Who ever said three is a crowd?
"Yes,where is the nearest exit?"
"Nice to meet you cunt de Wett"
Double entendres ewerywhere!
Less talking, more ploughing.
Home decoration - Witcher style
What the f**k is up with this kid?
"Yes, and trough both holes"
OK,I made a wrong choice.
It is less amnesia and more deja vu for player...
You are not going back to Snow White
That kid is one hell of a cockblocker!
"I am sorry, I'll put it away."
"That it is not udder and it is HE not She."
No sane man would not want to adopt a demon kid.
Insert marriage joke here
His free styling is pretty bad.
Can I finally kill Alvin?!
Is he talking about a boner?
"I'll take your money, but I wont remove it. I'll just tuck it back into my pants.
Maybe you should shut up, Alvin.
Oh yeah, you are that asshole
Dance instructor is not happy
That is because you are stupid!
Doing the robot wont help.
Well, that is one way of starting the conversation....
Bar Maid Venessa Sex Card (Explicit)
Royal Huntsman's Campground
Fight while using Blizzard
Fight while using Blizzard
Fight while using Blizzard
Fight while using Blizzard
Tutorial stuff is going on!
Even fictional people hate taxes
Guy on the back is levitating
Yes, it was bad time to drop the acid.
Puberty hit fast with him.
AHEM. There is snake in your arm.
I hope it is not how to dress modestly.
Well, I forgot boning you so safe bet is "no".
Subtle... and I expected red furry thing.
"Triss, alarm clock says: time to bone."
I'll rest a bit and prepare, maybe drool on to the pillows a little.
I know my keys are here somewhere.
"...and face the wall, so my codpiece wont distract you." "
Hmph, mine was a tutorial fight.
Triss's penthouse or was it playboy?
OK.but first we find a bit more loose pants for you.
What everybody in the world thought that would happen.
My guess: You defeat him with magnets.
Maybe Mickey Rourke could play him?
Yeah, you don't wanna be found dead wearing leather pants.
Good rap-pose from the background dude.
You mean my p... OK, we NEED to stop him!
If your arms look like this, seek a doctor
He sleeps with his handbag on ...
Meditation by the campfire
Zoltan Chivay living a dog's life
Villagers taking shelter from the rain
Phew... I was afraid she wanted sausage.
You not showing your face would probably help.
I also collect cards if you know what I mean.
Isn't hunting locals against the law?
I can see it from your face.
Looks like a friday night were I live
I fear I can not say the same.
"Is there a CAT behind me?!"
Warm welcome in the Witchers world
"You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
Wearing scarf the wrong way
Word I would use is "easy" but lets go with your version.
Cornelius from Planeth of the Apes?
Bridges make bad graves. Tunnel would be better.
I hope you are not prostitute.
-Ghost that shouts "not in there".
"Does Vergen steamer say anything for you?"
"Yes, I will lure this ghoul and demon dogs there. That will surely work just fine."
Not sure if there is strange monkey there.
Hope that is his undercover outfit
Sorry... could you repeat that while jumping up and down?
Nmae of your tailor - NOT!
"I hope they invent motorboats soon.""
Note to self: don't pass out in company of Zoltan.
Unlike in the Romulan impire?
With beard like that, you got to be careful near the forge.
"Two sacks full of dried fruits?"
Teleportation? This is becoming a Star Trek game?
Here that mr. nightwatchman
You know scratch your eyes, light your bed on fire...
Frontier dentist in action
"No, just with ugly and stupid."
I bet he thinks he can use the n-word.
Remeber when clowns wore swords? Me neither.
"Like an apple with a boner."
"No thanks. I'll be on my way."
You will not fool me ugly woman, I have seen the crying game.
...And no temples what so ever.
Just save some time and google "rate my poo".
...it only demands bad haircuts.
Good tips from stupid people
Yeah, I'll just hang tomorrow too,rest a bit, drink some elixir.
Just like in the first book
That is ok. Just clean it up with a showel or something.
Don't stop worrying until I say I am OK.
Yes of the crotch, demon dog!
Where is that "Tropes Vs Women in Video Games" lady?
"...Or something like that."
"Yeah sorry about your pant legs.""
"I do not work for senators."
"I have saved you like twice, so how about it?"
Not exactly peaceful death
Too close, mr. cameraman, too close.
For a ghost he sure bleeds a lot.
And dangerous thrills for necrophiliacs.
Order of the Flaming Rose
"Pruno's country cousin?"
"Yes, I noticed your knee paddings."
"I dreamed about summer night with you, not anymore psycho.""
Bad town to be a plumber.
Don't bring breakdancing into sword fight
That is no mere flesh wound
"Your story has to be way more sexy for that."
You will never be royal vodka
"I think I have seen you in someones garden."
Name like that just rolls down your tongue
Senic docks with harbor whore
"In more than one place? Oh...!"
It is OK to soil your leather trousers now.
And few are drunk as you.
What a lovely mental picture
Thank god, this is the last you will see of her
This is how foreign languages should be taught
Witcher putting bad things into women.
It burns, the ring of fire.
Triss and her magical straps
Another notch into the bed post
You have to answer that question?!
"Dont show that in the public - and I am not interested!"
"I propose Tamerian double tug."
Children and drunks speak the truth.
"Do you know sir Sam De Elliot?"
"...You have to pay extra for that?""
"How do you kill man with garlig?"
"Is there reward for finding your jaw?"
"Your place or against the wall?"
I think she wants something more
"Say that she is thin and payfor her shoes?"
Achievement unlocked: "Meat for the Princess"
"I plough a lot, but I have my limits."
"What if my dream is a hot bath?"
That knight has a drinking problem
You can bet that it is double something
City councilor does his "raising the mug without hands" party trick
Damn, Polish must be as big on drinking as Finns
After the first sip, he just froze like that.
I have no jokes to crack.
I too. Trick is in the wrist.
After the party there is always a fight
500? That is like 2½ monster contracts!
Inpolite man with face tattoo?
Maybe he just showed his glowing sparkling abs in the sunlight?
"What I am really after can't be played like that...I think."
"I am not into this dentist-play."
"Yes, no magic will bring your hair back."
This could get interesting
Who ever said three is a crowd?
"Yes,where is the nearest exit?"
"Nice to meet you cunt de Wett"
Double entendres ewerywhere!
Less talking, more ploughing.
Home decoration - Witcher style
What the f**k is up with this kid?
"Yes, and trough both holes"
OK,I made a wrong choice.
It is less amnesia and more deja vu for player...
You are not going back to Snow White
That kid is one hell of a cockblocker!
"I am sorry, I'll put it away."
"That it is not udder and it is HE not She."
No sane man would not want to adopt a demon kid.
Insert marriage joke here
His free styling is pretty bad.
Can I finally kill Alvin?!
Is he talking about a boner?
"I'll take your money, but I wont remove it. I'll just tuck it back into my pants.
Doing the robot wont help.
