Of course, I mean The Answer. You know, that OTHER Four Leaf visual novel.
And obviously, I will be playing through this with a controller. I'm not keyboard-and-mousing this!
Three pictures in, and the premise is already invalidated. Wonderful.
YOU MEAN I HAD THE OPTION THIS WHOLE TIME!?
Exactly. When have you EVER seen a visual novel longer than two hours?
Hey, look at that! Our first choice! Obviously, I'm going with the bad ending first. Obviously.
KATAWA SH-er, THE ANSWER!
Fine, I'll actually show you guys the rest of the game. Happy, now?
I see I've made the right decision.
Really? You're no Hanako; I'll say that.
Piece of shit never gives her the coffee.
The perfect pick-up line.
Subtlety, thy name is Kenji.
"You get it? Because you're such a pain in my ass? Hehehehehe."
Oh, come now. What did Kanon ever do to you? (And how bad are her shoes that vomit improves them?)
I, of course, have a different opinion on the matter.
"Does that mean I can finally get some damn coffee?"
Second rule of visual novels: don't draw attention to how shitty your own art is.
Oh, come on, it can't be THAT b-
Misha, Hanako....you know what to do.
........OK, maybe you don't. This choice doesn't entirely matter, since both options converge later.
But for now, let's go with the marginally more interesting one.
Even Sophie isn't buying it.
Come on, Arthur. With enough blood, ANYTHING is possible!
Wait a second. Ever17? You mean that visual novel from the people behind the Zero Escape games?
"So.....uh.....have we completely given up on me drinking today?"
Notice how he didn't say anything about it being a GOOD story. That's relevant, probably.
An alcoholic, a sex offender, a foot fetishist, a hermaphrodite, a cabbage farm...
A road of troll updates and esoteric Photoshop jokes.
"I'm not letting you anywhere near these bad boys."
Like the luckiest little girl in all the land.
Yep, this is certainly Kenji.
"You wanna get back to the plot any time soon?"
Well.....well, now I'm not......
Anyway, enough of that shit. Let's look at the other choice.
"I can't leave my apartment without fear that it will mug me." "That explains a lot."
As always, Sophie severely doubts Arthur's visual novel cred.
Why is this a constant between the choices?.................Kenji.
"That turd could kill you! Is that how you wanna be remembered? The girl who shat herself to death?"
"Food later. Turd first."
The fire of moe moe teenage girls.
This is a visual novel. Your characters shouldn't be wearing ANYTHING.
"Revenge against all the feminists who think they're hot shit."
Anyway, back to the main storyline.
"But isn't this called 'The Ans-'"
"The way you don't move or emote.....I can't stop thinking about it."
And then Arthur shot Sophie full of lead. This did not please her.
"Because I've got a stomach filled with bullets instead of food. Just throwing that out there."
Anything to get out of animation, huh?
Look at that! A choice between a good ending and a neutral one! Which shall it be?
Sophie then proceeds to vomit on his shoes as revenge.
Use this at your own discretion.
A little late to correct the Lilly thread, isn't it?
"That's a pretty big if."
"Then let's see YOU do it! Like you could do any b-"
"This girl's something else! I never knew you could use more than two fingers on a keyboard!"
I guess that means they were developing 999 this whole time. Maybe Digital: A Love Story.
Bad news: you look like a maniac. Good news: so does she.
Moon men are not a cause for celebration, impudent human.
"One of us is getting a spanking."
Look at that! Special artwork! And what appears to be Kenji's estranged older brother.
I'd say "Bet Jigoro wishes he knew this", but that's assuming he'd modify his behavior.
Of course, I mean The Answer. You know, that OTHER Four Leaf visual novel.
And obviously, I will be playing through this with a controller. I'm not keyboard-and-mousing this!
Three pictures in, and the premise is already invalidated. Wonderful.
YOU MEAN I HAD THE OPTION THIS WHOLE TIME!?
Exactly. When have you EVER seen a visual novel longer than two hours?
Hey, look at that! Our first choice! Obviously, I'm going with the bad ending first. Obviously.
KATAWA SH-er, THE ANSWER!
Fine, I'll actually show you guys the rest of the game. Happy, now?
I see I've made the right decision.
Really? You're no Hanako; I'll say that.
Piece of shit never gives her the coffee.
The perfect pick-up line.
Subtlety, thy name is Kenji.
"You get it? Because you're such a pain in my ass? Hehehehehe."
Oh, come now. What did Kanon ever do to you? (And how bad are her shoes that vomit improves them?)
I, of course, have a different opinion on the matter.
"Does that mean I can finally get some damn coffee?"
Second rule of visual novels: don't draw attention to how shitty your own art is.
Oh, come on, it can't be THAT b-
Misha, Hanako....you know what to do.
........OK, maybe you don't. This choice doesn't entirely matter, since both options converge later.
But for now, let's go with the marginally more interesting one.
Even Sophie isn't buying it.
Come on, Arthur. With enough blood, ANYTHING is possible!
Wait a second. Ever17? You mean that visual novel from the people behind the Zero Escape games?
"So.....uh.....have we completely given up on me drinking today?"
Notice how he didn't say anything about it being a GOOD story. That's relevant, probably.
An alcoholic, a sex offender, a foot fetishist, a hermaphrodite, a cabbage farm...
A road of troll updates and esoteric Photoshop jokes.
"I'm not letting you anywhere near these bad boys."
Like the luckiest little girl in all the land.
Yep, this is certainly Kenji.
"You wanna get back to the plot any time soon?"
Well.....well, now I'm not......
Anyway, enough of that shit. Let's look at the other choice.
"I can't leave my apartment without fear that it will mug me." "That explains a lot."
As always, Sophie severely doubts Arthur's visual novel cred.
Why is this a constant between the choices?.................Kenji.
"That turd could kill you! Is that how you wanna be remembered? The girl who shat herself to death?"
"Food later. Turd first."
The fire of moe moe teenage girls.
This is a visual novel. Your characters shouldn't be wearing ANYTHING.
"Revenge against all the feminists who think they're hot shit."
Anyway, back to the main storyline.
"But isn't this called 'The Ans-'"
"The way you don't move or emote.....I can't stop thinking about it."
And then Arthur shot Sophie full of lead. This did not please her.
"Because I've got a stomach filled with bullets instead of food. Just throwing that out there."
Anything to get out of animation, huh?
Look at that! A choice between a good ending and a neutral one! Which shall it be?
Sophie then proceeds to vomit on his shoes as revenge.
Use this at your own discretion.
A little late to correct the Lilly thread, isn't it?
"That's a pretty big if."
"Then let's see YOU do it! Like you could do any b-"
"This girl's something else! I never knew you could use more than two fingers on a keyboard!"
I guess that means they were developing 999 this whole time. Maybe Digital: A Love Story.
Bad news: you look like a maniac. Good news: so does she.
Moon men are not a cause for celebration, impudent human.
"One of us is getting a spanking."
Look at that! Special artwork! And what appears to be Kenji's estranged older brother.
I'd say "Bet Jigoro wishes he knew this", but that's assuming he'd modify his behavior.
