Australian back of the box
Australian game cartridge
My Persona 3 references will be all kinds of justified.
Chickenhead will end us all.
The Whole Hole will also end us all.
"Any hole. Doesn't have to be the Whole Hole, you know."
Mind telling me why that's on a separate line?
THIS IS SO GODDAMN AWESOME!
The continents shall be ever adrift in the infinite tornadoes.
Not as badass as it sounds.
Did I accidentally start playing Rendering Ranger R2?
Aren't there six or seven of the fuckers?
Now you know why Planet Laika did it so damn often.
Better add this to the Giant Enemy Crab page.
Not as glorious as the moon fields from before.
DO NOT RESURRECT THE CHICKENS. LET THEM BE FROZEN IN TIME.
I think this is a book-end. I think.
Can't just say "east", can you?
Surprisingly, that makes sense.
"So what's my dad look like?"
Our hero, ladies and gents.
So, uh, what the hell's that thing? Isn't all life supposed to be waiting to be revived?
Terranigma doesn't think much of me, does it?
Might as well learn some Japanese on this voyage.
"Why'd I bother sending you up so soon?"
Quite the badass screenshot.
"Spell it with all caps. Or else. RA."
Before man, there was Colorado.
That's poo, by the way. They attack with poo.
"Let's render the FUCK out of this egg! LEAVE NO FUCKS UNTURNED!"
"As opposed to a V climb."
"Bottomless buckets of chicken! Only $6.99!"
"I'm merely the Duke of Birds."
When a mommy underworld person and a daddy underworld person love each other very much...
"Leap into the unknown. End it all."
A very strange form of Tourettes.
So birds spoke Latin at one point?
Man, what an asshole bird, especially since only one of those animals has any real relevance here.
REALLY strange Tourettes.
"See if you can find decent translation along way."
"Quite a while ago. Thought I should remind you."
"Except birds, apparently."
It doesn't make sense, but something this cool doesn't need to.
I'm gonna have to go back to the Ra Tree very soon, aren't I?
Good to see my jokes can warp reality.
Your dad's transphobic, and many other kinds of phobic.
What's your opinion on propane?
Better enjoy dying at the ends of the Earth, kid.
"And make them feel incredibly awkward."
He just ripped it out of Neo's mouth. Ark has run out of fucks to give.
HOW BIG IS THIS FUCKING LION!?
Out of rhinos instead of anything sensible.
Unlike every other animal I've encountered. They've all wanted me dead.
Those bubbles can attest.
More a capital letter where it doesn't belong.
As opposed to cold water at least 25 degrees C.
Shit goes downhill pretty damn fast.
I don't. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT!?
They don't fuse like that, Ark.
"Of course I can. It's what saved our marriage." (Also, apparently goats can get married.)
Drunk on pseudo-language.
Are you sharpening my sword or something?
"Don't ask how I knew that about you."
"Take note of it when you're writing your essay on this game."
THAT IS NOT THE SOUND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE. WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT SOUND?
And somehow clipped it over the tree.
I guess that's a rhyme. I cannot determine its level of madness, though.
"That chest hasn't been opened."
"I expected everything to be exactly as it looks."
Why do they even use oxen if they have poo-powered cars?
They're referring to Ark.
It's a Quintet game, so yes.
Barely justifying Ark's wanton violence.
Like the Lost Woods, only far more annoying.
Like the Lost Woods, only slightly more Zelda.
You're very close to seeing your grandma before you die all alone in the snow.
These turn out to be eerily specific hints.
So Robin Hood with a more badass name.
This dude's fucking everywhere, by the way. Like the Red Jewel guy from Illusion of Gaia.
I ring it and nobody can touch me.
Oh, different King. Carry on.
"We tried holding an intervention, but that soon turned into a mass execution."
"What am I watching, again?"
And they will fuck it up, the dumb masses.
His parents were the real jerks.
Except for the red hair. Got that from Fyda.
She'd alert others to her presence if not for the muteness.
"Conspiracies are logical, right?"
"Egotistical, mute bitch."
"I won't stab-er, bite.....I won't stab, either, if you're worried about that."
Quest over. Let's get high.
"Who are you saying that to?" "I don't know."
A cuter version of Scandinavia.
Dark World Meilin? How did you even exist?
He uses the Bone Pin and tells Meilin to eat shit.
"What's the point of living a lie if you know it's a lie?"
NOT THE BEST WORD CHOICE.
I don't have good luck romantically. What of it?
The Moses metaphor was completely lost on me.
And then I came back to life. That's how being King works.
Yea, that makes sense and has happened before.
Running away from the bad play that's about to ensue?
The person you're supposed to vote for.
The person who fucks up this town's development.
Still completely Christian.
"And laughs in your pathetic faces."
As opposed to in the hospital healthy?
This feels like a song, but isn't.
Even though you should be fine from the waist up.
Historical figures or developers? YOU decide!
As if this wasn't creepy enough already.
AS IF THIS WASN'T CREEPY ENOUGH ALREADY.
"He died in a car accident."
"Cancer took his lungs and his life."
"They could not melt the ice that would become his grave."
"And now...they want you to join them."
What about Jean (I think it's Jean) or Kumari? WHAT OF THEM, BOAT MAN!?
Just as crazy as he was in reality.
Surprisingly judgmental, you are.
"Gimme a minute. I still have one huge line to snort."
"Fighting and carnivals! That's my life for you."
That's not a gameplay mechanic...but it should be.
You're setting awfully high expectations.
"He's fine leaving the door open, though."
Nothing racist about THIS.
Is this an accent or an accident?
Where does grammar come into it?
This is all the dialogue he ever has. No, I'm not kidding.
Your mom's a crazy idiot, kid. Though I could've guessed as much by how you're a kid living alone.
I like the cut of his gib.
This text is rivering like crazy.
That's not how anything works.
Oh, shit. What's up with Perel?
Yes. He didn't like Illusion of Gaia too much.
That catalyst? HORRIBLE FIRE.
Again, I am a babe carried by a stork.
This shit deserves its own game.
Burt Reynolds penguin? The hell?
Top hat penguin? Hell yes.
Watch this statement get contradicted like crazy later in the game.
Turns out to be a translation error.
Wait a minute. Lollipops or women?
"See how cats you can club in one minute!"
Now what the hell's Astarica?
Appropriate for something named Pink Cloud.
"The same reason you use prepositions incorrectly."
No way THIS will backfire horribly.
About as odd as your tenses.
NO WAY THIS WILL BACKFIRE HORRIBLY.
"Kill them all while they sleep. Jesus commands you, Ark."
What!? What's she doing up here?
Sadly, this isn't the last we see of Meilin.
That makes absolutely no sense.
What about Polynese or Mu? Or Atlantis, which apparently isn't real?
How's this gonna fit in Pandora's box?
"Too bad. Just me and this dog."
STILL MORE JAPANESE! Courtesy of Slime Divid.
I have no idea what that means.
"Come back when you're a squirrel."
"My bean machine still needs work. Isn't quite mean enough."
"Still no word on the Christian god."
The Apocalyptic Lion King.
YET MORE JAPANESE, EVEN THOUGH I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS CHINA.
Somebody make Business Warrior. I want that shit right now.
Still better than some of the characters who should.
Did I stumble into Earthbound while stumbling into post-Illusion of Gaia?
I'm pretty sure a lot of people mistook this for an actual cheat in the game or something.
"Because I'm David Caruso; that's why."
Sexual harassment in the office: A-OK in Terranigma.
Fucking eat it, Gourmet King.
What a strange bonus boss.
Me, at least by Earth standards.
So this is essentially Deadpool without the suck?
Why are they censoring this, again?
Orwell would be all kinds of pissed.
Alexander Graham Bell's the real Slim Shady.
Finally! My ants will no longer sneeze in the morning!
"Our country founded on racial stereotypes."
Skateboard attacks? All kinds of hell yes.
QUICK! While his back is turned!
We know what you wanted to say, Ark.
We know what you wanted to say, Yomi.
Every JRPG character ever.
"Maybe this time will be different."
I don't think this made a lot of sense in context, either.
"If you think you exist as you are, you will never love."
"To be cured of their illnesses."
She doesn't cry; she just yells out the word "wail".
You don't want to know what Perel does to people who make ladies cry.
I think we know what the sequel's going to be.
No way this will end badly.
Which Mosque? There have to be a billion different Mosques.
That was the entire reason behind this arc in the story: metal prices.
This turns out to be incredibly awesome.
Russia, the Middle East, or Virginia? YOU decide!
You're doing it wrong, Ark.
"Can't tell you how long it's been since I've felt anything down there."
As opposed to the other zombies, who are just bursting with joy and various fluids.
Or maybe it's just a sewer. Not everything's a riddle, Ark.
That's probably a saying somewhere.
Why does she look so familiar?
Of course not! You'll be mauled to death immediately.
Too bad. That's Arks' territory. Maybe you should've been born Ark. Ever think of that?
"Isn't that confusing?" "Hell if I know. I'm not even sure if any of this is real."
Still not sure it dewm is a word.
But died in the ensuing explosion.
Hell if I know. Summoning a snow circle?
I know this can apply to the Republican party, but I'm not sure how.
"The meds don't help anymore."
That's what you're worried about? What about ANYTHING ELSE YOU LOST IN THE FIRE?
What the shit? Somebody better call the cops on Will's suspicious ass.
"I predict economic growth and progress after the destruction of an entire way of life."
Since when was Ark emotionally moved by other people's girlfriends?
Isn't Will Smith already a daddy?
The South Pole is all deserts, right?
"Wait, I think we got our scripts messed up."
Where? Where is this said?
It all begins with Baby Mario.
Who beat me to this joke?
Elle doesn't know a lot about babies, does she?
Terranigma in a nutshell.
"Somebody tell the sky to cheer the fuck up for once."
"Elena wouldn't look so freaky."
Yes? No? How should I know? Give Ark some time to figure things out for himself.
"Might've been a mistake to kill every last one you saw."
MUTANT BIRD! KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS US!
"Nobody liked.....".....what the hell is Neotokyo, anyway? A Half-Life 2 mod, and.....?
"Should've done this a long time ago."
"Watch me work my skateboard magics."
But won't he regret being with you, too?
"Who thought this was a good idea, again?"
That's its personal name: computer. Lowercase, of course.
This is actually a very clumsy metaphor.
"My shoes can escape any convention."
And spinning around like a dumbass.
That's...not very high up.
This turns out to be the no option, somehow.
More like the light of an airplane crash.
HOW FUCKING HUGE IS THIS AIRPLANE TRACK!?
Eaten up by the Earth. The end.
OH FUCKING FUCK. It's like H.R. Giger had an abortion.
How has the Earth not exploded?
When did I create Heaven, exactly? Don't remember that.
No, they didn't. That makes no sense.
So many reasons why that is horrible.
When a Light Gaia and a Dark Gaia love each other sort of...
"Only this one guy in Studio 2B really matters. Everybody else could die for all I care."
A different guy. Go figure.
Can't be German without censorship.
Jun Toda what? I WANT TO KNOW!
"He was really insistent."
ad from Satellaview Tsushin 1995 Issue No. 8
snes tenchi souzou start screen
snes terranigma start screen
My Persona 3 references will be all kinds of justified.
Chickenhead will end us all.
The Whole Hole will also end us all.
"Any hole. Doesn't have to be the Whole Hole, you know."
Mind telling me why that's on a separate line?
THIS IS SO GODDAMN AWESOME!
The continents shall be ever adrift in the infinite tornadoes.
Not as badass as it sounds.
Did I accidentally start playing Rendering Ranger R2?
Aren't there six or seven of the fuckers?
Now you know why Planet Laika did it so damn often.
Better add this to the Giant Enemy Crab page.
Not as glorious as the moon fields from before.
DO NOT RESURRECT THE CHICKENS. LET THEM BE FROZEN IN TIME.
I think this is a book-end. I think.
Can't just say "east", can you?
Surprisingly, that makes sense.
"So what's my dad look like?"
Our hero, ladies and gents.
So, uh, what the hell's that thing? Isn't all life supposed to be waiting to be revived?
Terranigma doesn't think much of me, does it?
Might as well learn some Japanese on this voyage.
"Why'd I bother sending you up so soon?"
Quite the badass screenshot.
"Spell it with all caps. Or else. RA."
Before man, there was Colorado.
That's poo, by the way. They attack with poo.
"Let's render the FUCK out of this egg! LEAVE NO FUCKS UNTURNED!"
"As opposed to a V climb."
"Bottomless buckets of chicken! Only $6.99!"
"I'm merely the Duke of Birds."
When a mommy underworld person and a daddy underworld person love each other very much...
"Leap into the unknown. End it all."
A very strange form of Tourettes.
So birds spoke Latin at one point?
Man, what an asshole bird, especially since only one of those animals has any real relevance here.
REALLY strange Tourettes.
"See if you can find decent translation along way."
"Quite a while ago. Thought I should remind you."
"Except birds, apparently."
It doesn't make sense, but something this cool doesn't need to.
I'm gonna have to go back to the Ra Tree very soon, aren't I?
Good to see my jokes can warp reality.
Your dad's transphobic, and many other kinds of phobic.
What's your opinion on propane?
Better enjoy dying at the ends of the Earth, kid.
"And make them feel incredibly awkward."
He just ripped it out of Neo's mouth. Ark has run out of fucks to give.
HOW BIG IS THIS FUCKING LION!?
Out of rhinos instead of anything sensible.
Unlike every other animal I've encountered. They've all wanted me dead.
Those bubbles can attest.
More a capital letter where it doesn't belong.
As opposed to cold water at least 25 degrees C.
Shit goes downhill pretty damn fast.
I don't. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT!?
They don't fuse like that, Ark.
"Of course I can. It's what saved our marriage." (Also, apparently goats can get married.)
Drunk on pseudo-language.
Are you sharpening my sword or something?
"Don't ask how I knew that about you."
"Take note of it when you're writing your essay on this game."
THAT IS NOT THE SOUND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE. WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT SOUND?
And somehow clipped it over the tree.
I guess that's a rhyme. I cannot determine its level of madness, though.
"That chest hasn't been opened."
"I expected everything to be exactly as it looks."
Why do they even use oxen if they have poo-powered cars?
They're referring to Ark.
It's a Quintet game, so yes.
Barely justifying Ark's wanton violence.
Like the Lost Woods, only far more annoying.
Like the Lost Woods, only slightly more Zelda.
You're very close to seeing your grandma before you die all alone in the snow.
These turn out to be eerily specific hints.
So Robin Hood with a more badass name.
This dude's fucking everywhere, by the way. Like the Red Jewel guy from Illusion of Gaia.
I ring it and nobody can touch me.
Oh, different King. Carry on.
"We tried holding an intervention, but that soon turned into a mass execution."
"What am I watching, again?"
And they will fuck it up, the dumb masses.
His parents were the real jerks.
Except for the red hair. Got that from Fyda.
She'd alert others to her presence if not for the muteness.
"Conspiracies are logical, right?"
"Egotistical, mute bitch."
"I won't stab-er, bite.....I won't stab, either, if you're worried about that."
Quest over. Let's get high.
"Who are you saying that to?" "I don't know."
A cuter version of Scandinavia.
Dark World Meilin? How did you even exist?
He uses the Bone Pin and tells Meilin to eat shit.
"What's the point of living a lie if you know it's a lie?"
NOT THE BEST WORD CHOICE.
I don't have good luck romantically. What of it?
The Moses metaphor was completely lost on me.
And then I came back to life. That's how being King works.
Yea, that makes sense and has happened before.
Running away from the bad play that's about to ensue?
The person you're supposed to vote for.
The person who fucks up this town's development.
Still completely Christian.
"And laughs in your pathetic faces."
As opposed to in the hospital healthy?
This feels like a song, but isn't.
Even though you should be fine from the waist up.
Historical figures or developers? YOU decide!
As if this wasn't creepy enough already.
AS IF THIS WASN'T CREEPY ENOUGH ALREADY.
"He died in a car accident."
"Cancer took his lungs and his life."
"They could not melt the ice that would become his grave."
"And now...they want you to join them."
What about Jean (I think it's Jean) or Kumari? WHAT OF THEM, BOAT MAN!?
Just as crazy as he was in reality.
Surprisingly judgmental, you are.
"Gimme a minute. I still have one huge line to snort."
"Fighting and carnivals! That's my life for you."
That's not a gameplay mechanic...but it should be.
You're setting awfully high expectations.
"He's fine leaving the door open, though."
Nothing racist about THIS.
Is this an accent or an accident?
Where does grammar come into it?
This is all the dialogue he ever has. No, I'm not kidding.
Your mom's a crazy idiot, kid. Though I could've guessed as much by how you're a kid living alone.
I like the cut of his gib.
This text is rivering like crazy.
That's not how anything works.
Oh, shit. What's up with Perel?
Yes. He didn't like Illusion of Gaia too much.
That catalyst? HORRIBLE FIRE.
Again, I am a babe carried by a stork.
This shit deserves its own game.
Burt Reynolds penguin? The hell?
Top hat penguin? Hell yes.
Watch this statement get contradicted like crazy later in the game.
Turns out to be a translation error.
Wait a minute. Lollipops or women?
"See how cats you can club in one minute!"
Now what the hell's Astarica?
Appropriate for something named Pink Cloud.
"The same reason you use prepositions incorrectly."
No way THIS will backfire horribly.
About as odd as your tenses.
NO WAY THIS WILL BACKFIRE HORRIBLY.
"Kill them all while they sleep. Jesus commands you, Ark."
What!? What's she doing up here?
Sadly, this isn't the last we see of Meilin.
That makes absolutely no sense.
What about Polynese or Mu? Or Atlantis, which apparently isn't real?
How's this gonna fit in Pandora's box?
"Too bad. Just me and this dog."
STILL MORE JAPANESE! Courtesy of Slime Divid.
I have no idea what that means.
"Come back when you're a squirrel."
"My bean machine still needs work. Isn't quite mean enough."
"Still no word on the Christian god."
The Apocalyptic Lion King.
YET MORE JAPANESE, EVEN THOUGH I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS CHINA.
Somebody make Business Warrior. I want that shit right now.
Still better than some of the characters who should.
Did I stumble into Earthbound while stumbling into post-Illusion of Gaia?
I'm pretty sure a lot of people mistook this for an actual cheat in the game or something.
"Because I'm David Caruso; that's why."
Sexual harassment in the office: A-OK in Terranigma.
Fucking eat it, Gourmet King.
What a strange bonus boss.
Me, at least by Earth standards.
So this is essentially Deadpool without the suck?
Why are they censoring this, again?
Orwell would be all kinds of pissed.
Alexander Graham Bell's the real Slim Shady.
Finally! My ants will no longer sneeze in the morning!
"Our country founded on racial stereotypes."
Skateboard attacks? All kinds of hell yes.
QUICK! While his back is turned!
We know what you wanted to say, Ark.
We know what you wanted to say, Yomi.
Every JRPG character ever.
"Maybe this time will be different."
I don't think this made a lot of sense in context, either.
"If you think you exist as you are, you will never love."
"To be cured of their illnesses."
She doesn't cry; she just yells out the word "wail".
You don't want to know what Perel does to people who make ladies cry.
I think we know what the sequel's going to be.
No way this will end badly.
Which Mosque? There have to be a billion different Mosques.
That was the entire reason behind this arc in the story: metal prices.
This turns out to be incredibly awesome.
Russia, the Middle East, or Virginia? YOU decide!
You're doing it wrong, Ark.
"Can't tell you how long it's been since I've felt anything down there."
As opposed to the other zombies, who are just bursting with joy and various fluids.
Or maybe it's just a sewer. Not everything's a riddle, Ark.
That's probably a saying somewhere.
Why does she look so familiar?
Of course not! You'll be mauled to death immediately.
Too bad. That's Arks' territory. Maybe you should've been born Ark. Ever think of that?
"Isn't that confusing?" "Hell if I know. I'm not even sure if any of this is real."
Still not sure it dewm is a word.
But died in the ensuing explosion.
Hell if I know. Summoning a snow circle?
I know this can apply to the Republican party, but I'm not sure how.
"The meds don't help anymore."
That's what you're worried about? What about ANYTHING ELSE YOU LOST IN THE FIRE?
What the shit? Somebody better call the cops on Will's suspicious ass.
"I predict economic growth and progress after the destruction of an entire way of life."
Since when was Ark emotionally moved by other people's girlfriends?
Isn't Will Smith already a daddy?
The South Pole is all deserts, right?
"Wait, I think we got our scripts messed up."
Where? Where is this said?
It all begins with Baby Mario.
Who beat me to this joke?
Elle doesn't know a lot about babies, does she?
Terranigma in a nutshell.
"Somebody tell the sky to cheer the fuck up for once."
"Elena wouldn't look so freaky."
Yes? No? How should I know? Give Ark some time to figure things out for himself.
"Might've been a mistake to kill every last one you saw."
MUTANT BIRD! KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS US!
"Nobody liked.....".....what the hell is Neotokyo, anyway? A Half-Life 2 mod, and.....?
"Should've done this a long time ago."
"Watch me work my skateboard magics."
But won't he regret being with you, too?
"Who thought this was a good idea, again?"
That's its personal name: computer. Lowercase, of course.
This is actually a very clumsy metaphor.
"My shoes can escape any convention."
And spinning around like a dumbass.
That's...not very high up.
This turns out to be the no option, somehow.
More like the light of an airplane crash.
HOW FUCKING HUGE IS THIS AIRPLANE TRACK!?
Eaten up by the Earth. The end.
OH FUCKING FUCK. It's like H.R. Giger had an abortion.
How has the Earth not exploded?
When did I create Heaven, exactly? Don't remember that.
No, they didn't. That makes no sense.
So many reasons why that is horrible.
When a Light Gaia and a Dark Gaia love each other sort of...
"Only this one guy in Studio 2B really matters. Everybody else could die for all I care."
A different guy. Go figure.
Can't be German without censorship.
Jun Toda what? I WANT TO KNOW!
"He was really insistent."
snes tenchi souzou start screen
snes terranigma start screen
My Persona 3 references will be all kinds of justified.
Chickenhead will end us all.
The Whole Hole will also end us all.
"Any hole. Doesn't have to be the Whole Hole, you know."
Mind telling me why that's on a separate line?
THIS IS SO GODDAMN AWESOME!
The continents shall be ever adrift in the infinite tornadoes.
Not as badass as it sounds.
Did I accidentally start playing Rendering Ranger R2?
Aren't there six or seven of the fuckers?
Now you know why Planet Laika did it so damn often.
Better add this to the Giant Enemy Crab page.
Not as glorious as the moon fields from before.
DO NOT RESURRECT THE CHICKENS. LET THEM BE FROZEN IN TIME.
I think this is a book-end. I think.
Can't just say "east", can you?
Surprisingly, that makes sense.
"So what's my dad look like?"
Our hero, ladies and gents.
So, uh, what the hell's that thing? Isn't all life supposed to be waiting to be revived?
Terranigma doesn't think much of me, does it?
Might as well learn some Japanese on this voyage.
"Why'd I bother sending you up so soon?"
Quite the badass screenshot.
"Spell it with all caps. Or else. RA."
Before man, there was Colorado.
That's poo, by the way. They attack with poo.
"Let's render the FUCK out of this egg! LEAVE NO FUCKS UNTURNED!"
"As opposed to a V climb."
"Bottomless buckets of chicken! Only $6.99!"
"I'm merely the Duke of Birds."
When a mommy underworld person and a daddy underworld person love each other very much...
"Leap into the unknown. End it all."
A very strange form of Tourettes.
So birds spoke Latin at one point?
Man, what an asshole bird, especially since only one of those animals has any real relevance here.
REALLY strange Tourettes.
"See if you can find decent translation along way."
"Quite a while ago. Thought I should remind you."
"Except birds, apparently."
It doesn't make sense, but something this cool doesn't need to.
I'm gonna have to go back to the Ra Tree very soon, aren't I?
Good to see my jokes can warp reality.
Your dad's transphobic, and many other kinds of phobic.
What's your opinion on propane?
Better enjoy dying at the ends of the Earth, kid.
"And make them feel incredibly awkward."
He just ripped it out of Neo's mouth. Ark has run out of fucks to give.
HOW BIG IS THIS FUCKING LION!?
Out of rhinos instead of anything sensible.
Unlike every other animal I've encountered. They've all wanted me dead.
Those bubbles can attest.
More a capital letter where it doesn't belong.
As opposed to cold water at least 25 degrees C.
Shit goes downhill pretty damn fast.
I don't. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT!?
They don't fuse like that, Ark.
"Of course I can. It's what saved our marriage." (Also, apparently goats can get married.)
Drunk on pseudo-language.
Are you sharpening my sword or something?
"Don't ask how I knew that about you."
"Take note of it when you're writing your essay on this game."
THAT IS NOT THE SOUND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE. WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT SOUND?
And somehow clipped it over the tree.
I guess that's a rhyme. I cannot determine its level of madness, though.
"That chest hasn't been opened."
"I expected everything to be exactly as it looks."
Why do they even use oxen if they have poo-powered cars?
They're referring to Ark.
It's a Quintet game, so yes.
Barely justifying Ark's wanton violence.
Like the Lost Woods, only far more annoying.
Like the Lost Woods, only slightly more Zelda.
You're very close to seeing your grandma before you die all alone in the snow.
These turn out to be eerily specific hints.
So Robin Hood with a more badass name.
This dude's fucking everywhere, by the way. Like the Red Jewel guy from Illusion of Gaia.
I ring it and nobody can touch me.
Oh, different King. Carry on.
"We tried holding an intervention, but that soon turned into a mass execution."
"What am I watching, again?"
And they will fuck it up, the dumb masses.
His parents were the real jerks.
Except for the red hair. Got that from Fyda.
She'd alert others to her presence if not for the muteness.
"Conspiracies are logical, right?"
"Egotistical, mute bitch."
"I won't stab-er, bite.....I won't stab, either, if you're worried about that."
Quest over. Let's get high.
"Who are you saying that to?" "I don't know."
A cuter version of Scandinavia.
Dark World Meilin? How did you even exist?
He uses the Bone Pin and tells Meilin to eat shit.
"What's the point of living a lie if you know it's a lie?"
NOT THE BEST WORD CHOICE.
I don't have good luck romantically. What of it?
The Moses metaphor was completely lost on me.
And then I came back to life. That's how being King works.
Yea, that makes sense and has happened before.
Running away from the bad play that's about to ensue?
The person you're supposed to vote for.
The person who fucks up this town's development.
Still completely Christian.
"And laughs in your pathetic faces."
As opposed to in the hospital healthy?
This feels like a song, but isn't.
Even though you should be fine from the waist up.
Historical figures or developers? YOU decide!
As if this wasn't creepy enough already.
AS IF THIS WASN'T CREEPY ENOUGH ALREADY.
"He died in a car accident."
"Cancer took his lungs and his life."
"They could not melt the ice that would become his grave."
"And now...they want you to join them."
What about Jean (I think it's Jean) or Kumari? WHAT OF THEM, BOAT MAN!?
Just as crazy as he was in reality.
Surprisingly judgmental, you are.
"Gimme a minute. I still have one huge line to snort."
"Fighting and carnivals! That's my life for you."
That's not a gameplay mechanic...but it should be.
You're setting awfully high expectations.
"He's fine leaving the door open, though."
Nothing racist about THIS.
Is this an accent or an accident?
Where does grammar come into it?
This is all the dialogue he ever has. No, I'm not kidding.
Your mom's a crazy idiot, kid. Though I could've guessed as much by how you're a kid living alone.
I like the cut of his gib.
This text is rivering like crazy.
That's not how anything works.
Oh, shit. What's up with Perel?
Yes. He didn't like Illusion of Gaia too much.
That catalyst? HORRIBLE FIRE.
Again, I am a babe carried by a stork.
This shit deserves its own game.
Burt Reynolds penguin? The hell?
Top hat penguin? Hell yes.
Watch this statement get contradicted like crazy later in the game.
Turns out to be a translation error.
Wait a minute. Lollipops or women?
"See how cats you can club in one minute!"
Now what the hell's Astarica?
Appropriate for something named Pink Cloud.
"The same reason you use prepositions incorrectly."
No way THIS will backfire horribly.
About as odd as your tenses.
NO WAY THIS WILL BACKFIRE HORRIBLY.
"Kill them all while they sleep. Jesus commands you, Ark."
What!? What's she doing up here?
Sadly, this isn't the last we see of Meilin.
That makes absolutely no sense.
What about Polynese or Mu? Or Atlantis, which apparently isn't real?
How's this gonna fit in Pandora's box?
"Too bad. Just me and this dog."
STILL MORE JAPANESE! Courtesy of Slime Divid.
I have no idea what that means.
"Come back when you're a squirrel."
"My bean machine still needs work. Isn't quite mean enough."
"Still no word on the Christian god."
The Apocalyptic Lion King.
YET MORE JAPANESE, EVEN THOUGH I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS CHINA.
Somebody make Business Warrior. I want that shit right now.
Still better than some of the characters who should.
Did I stumble into Earthbound while stumbling into post-Illusion of Gaia?
I'm pretty sure a lot of people mistook this for an actual cheat in the game or something.
"Because I'm David Caruso; that's why."
Sexual harassment in the office: A-OK in Terranigma.
Fucking eat it, Gourmet King.
What a strange bonus boss.
Me, at least by Earth standards.
So this is essentially Deadpool without the suck?
Why are they censoring this, again?
Orwell would be all kinds of pissed.
Alexander Graham Bell's the real Slim Shady.
Finally! My ants will no longer sneeze in the morning!
"Our country founded on racial stereotypes."
Skateboard attacks? All kinds of hell yes.
QUICK! While his back is turned!
We know what you wanted to say, Ark.
We know what you wanted to say, Yomi.
Every JRPG character ever.
"Maybe this time will be different."
I don't think this made a lot of sense in context, either.
"If you think you exist as you are, you will never love."
"To be cured of their illnesses."
She doesn't cry; she just yells out the word "wail".
You don't want to know what Perel does to people who make ladies cry.
I think we know what the sequel's going to be.
No way this will end badly.
Which Mosque? There have to be a billion different Mosques.
That was the entire reason behind this arc in the story: metal prices.
This turns out to be incredibly awesome.
Russia, the Middle East, or Virginia? YOU decide!
You're doing it wrong, Ark.
"Can't tell you how long it's been since I've felt anything down there."
As opposed to the other zombies, who are just bursting with joy and various fluids.
Or maybe it's just a sewer. Not everything's a riddle, Ark.
That's probably a saying somewhere.
Why does she look so familiar?
Of course not! You'll be mauled to death immediately.
Too bad. That's Arks' territory. Maybe you should've been born Ark. Ever think of that?
"Isn't that confusing?" "Hell if I know. I'm not even sure if any of this is real."
Still not sure it dewm is a word.
But died in the ensuing explosion.
Hell if I know. Summoning a snow circle?
I know this can apply to the Republican party, but I'm not sure how.
"The meds don't help anymore."
That's what you're worried about? What about ANYTHING ELSE YOU LOST IN THE FIRE?
What the shit? Somebody better call the cops on Will's suspicious ass.
"I predict economic growth and progress after the destruction of an entire way of life."
Since when was Ark emotionally moved by other people's girlfriends?
Isn't Will Smith already a daddy?
The South Pole is all deserts, right?
"Wait, I think we got our scripts messed up."
Where? Where is this said?
It all begins with Baby Mario.
Who beat me to this joke?
Elle doesn't know a lot about babies, does she?
Terranigma in a nutshell.
"Somebody tell the sky to cheer the fuck up for once."
"Elena wouldn't look so freaky."
Yes? No? How should I know? Give Ark some time to figure things out for himself.
"Might've been a mistake to kill every last one you saw."
MUTANT BIRD! KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS US!
"Nobody liked.....".....what the hell is Neotokyo, anyway? A Half-Life 2 mod, and.....?
"Should've done this a long time ago."
"Watch me work my skateboard magics."
But won't he regret being with you, too?
"Who thought this was a good idea, again?"
That's its personal name: computer. Lowercase, of course.
This is actually a very clumsy metaphor.
"My shoes can escape any convention."
And spinning around like a dumbass.
That's...not very high up.
This turns out to be the no option, somehow.
More like the light of an airplane crash.
HOW FUCKING HUGE IS THIS AIRPLANE TRACK!?
Eaten up by the Earth. The end.
OH FUCKING FUCK. It's like H.R. Giger had an abortion.
How has the Earth not exploded?
When did I create Heaven, exactly? Don't remember that.
No, they didn't. That makes no sense.
So many reasons why that is horrible.
When a Light Gaia and a Dark Gaia love each other sort of...
"Only this one guy in Studio 2B really matters. Everybody else could die for all I care."
A different guy. Go figure.
Can't be German without censorship.
Jun Toda what? I WANT TO KNOW!
"He was really insistent."
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