Look at all those pixels. That's the mark of true quality.
(Whose fortune am I reading?) A rather simple sentence, but immensely difficult to read.
(Mr. VGK, which world am I looking into?) Our three categories for the features, folks.
(From here, the two of you are...) I get the feeling I probably shouldn't have played this alone.
(Please put your heart into it and shuffle with the A button and D-pad.) Well, they DID ask nicely.
(It ends with the B button.) Doesn't it always?
Just a card line-up. Nothing else, really.
And here's what the game meant by heart: the shape in which we arrange the cards.
"Fortunes sold separately."
(The two of you now, please flip the card over with the A button.)
Don't worry. That just means it's consulting the future.
WHAT!? I didn't choose that card! What kind of con are you pulling on me, game?
(Your present situation...shows good signs.) Did I get a relationship counseling game by mistake?
(Your present...shows a fickle heart.) Or maybe this has just been reading my blogs.
(Your lover's present...shows a love that is being hidden.) I have to admit, she's hiding it well.
(Your surroundings...are scandalous.) "Your present situation's still holding up alright, though."
(Your near future...is left to chance.) Should I have expected anything better from The Devil?
(Your final outcome...is a tragic separation.) You mean death, right? Saw it coming.
(Advice...calm feeling.) I...I don't understand it, either.
(Your lucky key...is the 8 ring.) And that ends today's fortune reading.
(Please have your fortune read again at the time of some big change.) Slap THAT on a poster.
Next up is our Selection path, which we'll be seeing quite a bit of in this feature.
(Call to mind a time when you were wandering astray in some direction.)
(Please call to mind A. Please call to mind B.) Not that it matters.
(Your present...is a lone pride.) How incredibly true.
(A's near future...will plunge the heart into grief.) Hopefully, B can get its shit together.
(B's near future...is love's call.) Well played, game. Well played.
(A's final outcome...is an end to love.) DAMN YOU, MICHAEL FLATLEY!
(B's final outcome...is an undying love.) As if in mockery of A.
(B's path is a shrouded desire.) Alright, now you're just fucking with me.
(Advice...moderate attitude. Your lucky key is art museum 3.) FUCKING WHAT!?
And finally, we arrive at the cross, another shape that only appears on the love choice.
(We will search for the lover card.) I left it lowercase just so you guys know it's not Lovers.
(We found it!) Did we? You haven't flipped it yet, game.
(Please flip over your lover with the A button.) Alright, fine. Just don't watch this time.
(You will definitely find your lover in a half year's time. (Or something like that.))
(Your lover.....is/has an unbearable trouble.) Damn lack of verbs.
(Your lover.....is/has an unbearable trouble.) Damn lack of verbs.
(You...are being cornered.) Tell me about it. You're not offering me a lot of funny material, Tarot.
(Your fate. An unacceptable heart.) Your writing. Full of incomplete thoughts.
(Your lucky key is amusement park 8.) I am not making these translations up.
(Your work in the future will be...) And now we move onto the Work section.
Did you guess that it would be a star? Man, you're predictable.
(Please flip over your current self.) Um....OK?
(Your current self is a controlling ability.) I like where this is going.
(Your present...is a sweet correspondence.) This may look good, but check the translation.
(Your near future...shows signs of change.) Well, yea. That's how time works.
(Human relations...have hidden friends.) So I have to be human to use this game now? Maybe I should
(Your final outcome...shows certain work that is worth doing.) "Play Fire Emblem: Awakening already.
(Advice...Corruption if you struggle.) I've been at this job for over 300 years. I think I'm fine.
(Your lucky key is house service 7.) Or whatever カテイ means in this instance.
(Your present...is a sweet correspondence.) I already knew that.
(A's near future...will advance SHODAN.) OH SHIT!
(B's near future...will produce trust.) Speaking of shit, get your shit together A.
(A's final outcome is ability with a fruitless effort.) Just what I need to inspire confidence.
(B's final outcome is ___ chance.) I'm leaving the blank there because I genuinely don't know.
(There is a wish upon B's path.) I will not be tempted into dumb Disney jokes!.....Now!
(Your lucky key is real estate 7.) They just make less and less sense over time.
I wasn't kidding. The only difference is "studies" instead of "work". Anyway, Star Screen again.
(Your current self is plans and efficiency.) Which is pretty much the exact opposite of my life now.
(Your present...is still missing something.) Another one of these threads, I take it?
(Your near future...shows fading motivation.) Fortunately, this is the last update for Tarot.
(Relations in math and chemistry you are facing.) What? You were expecting more? That's all there is
(Your final outcome..is a miserable outcome.) Now why does that sound strange?
(Advice...relax.) DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU FUCKING GAME!
(Your lucky key is mock test 3.) Nope. No idea on that one, either. Now we are onto the last fortune
(Your present...has no individuality.) Good point.
(A's near future...is a dragging slump.) Will A ever hold anything good for me?
(B's near future...will freeze your head over.) Or something. Hell if I know.
(A's final outcome shows big activity.) Knowing A, it means I'm going to lose a limb.
(B's final outcome shows a passing zone.) ......Alright, then.
(A or B, there is much hope.) Really, just B.
(Your lucky key is Anki card 8.) Strange, given how Anki wouldn't be invented for another 18 years.
Look at all those pixels. That's the mark of true quality.
(Whose fortune am I reading?) A rather simple sentence, but immensely difficult to read.
(Mr. VGK, which world am I looking into?) Our three categories for the features, folks.
(From here, the two of you are...) I get the feeling I probably shouldn't have played this alone.
(Please put your heart into it and shuffle with the A button and D-pad.) Well, they DID ask nicely.
(It ends with the B button.) Doesn't it always?
Just a card line-up. Nothing else, really.
And here's what the game meant by heart: the shape in which we arrange the cards.
"Fortunes sold separately."
(The two of you now, please flip the card over with the A button.)
Don't worry. That just means it's consulting the future.
WHAT!? I didn't choose that card! What kind of con are you pulling on me, game?
(Your present situation...shows good signs.) Did I get a relationship counseling game by mistake?
(Your present...shows a fickle heart.) Or maybe this has just been reading my blogs.
(Your lover's present...shows a love that is being hidden.) I have to admit, she's hiding it well.
(Your surroundings...are scandalous.) "Your present situation's still holding up alright, though."
(Your near future...is left to chance.) Should I have expected anything better from The Devil?
(Your final outcome...is a tragic separation.) You mean death, right? Saw it coming.
(Advice...calm feeling.) I...I don't understand it, either.
(Your lucky key...is the 8 ring.) And that ends today's fortune reading.
(Please have your fortune read again at the time of some big change.) Slap THAT on a poster.
Next up is our Selection path, which we'll be seeing quite a bit of in this feature.
(Call to mind a time when you were wandering astray in some direction.)
(Please call to mind A. Please call to mind B.) Not that it matters.
(Your present...is a lone pride.) How incredibly true.
(A's near future...will plunge the heart into grief.) Hopefully, B can get its shit together.
(B's near future...is love's call.) Well played, game. Well played.
(A's final outcome...is an end to love.) DAMN YOU, MICHAEL FLATLEY!
(B's final outcome...is an undying love.) As if in mockery of A.
(B's path is a shrouded desire.) Alright, now you're just fucking with me.
(Advice...moderate attitude. Your lucky key is art museum 3.) FUCKING WHAT!?
And finally, we arrive at the cross, another shape that only appears on the love choice.
(We will search for the lover card.) I left it lowercase just so you guys know it's not Lovers.
(We found it!) Did we? You haven't flipped it yet, game.
(Please flip over your lover with the A button.) Alright, fine. Just don't watch this time.
(You will definitely find your lover in a half year's time. (Or something like that.))
(Your lover.....is/has an unbearable trouble.) Damn lack of verbs.
(Your lover.....is/has an unbearable trouble.) Damn lack of verbs.
(You...are being cornered.) Tell me about it. You're not offering me a lot of funny material, Tarot.
(Your fate. An unacceptable heart.) Your writing. Full of incomplete thoughts.
(Your lucky key is amusement park 8.) I am not making these translations up.
(Your work in the future will be...) And now we move onto the Work section.
Did you guess that it would be a star? Man, you're predictable.
(Please flip over your current self.) Um....OK?
(Your current self is a controlling ability.) I like where this is going.
(Your present...is a sweet correspondence.) This may look good, but check the translation.
(Your near future...shows signs of change.) Well, yea. That's how time works.
(Human relations...have hidden friends.) So I have to be human to use this game now? Maybe I should
(Your final outcome...shows certain work that is worth doing.) "Play Fire Emblem: Awakening already.
(Advice...Corruption if you struggle.) I've been at this job for over 300 years. I think I'm fine.
(Your lucky key is house service 7.) Or whatever カテイ means in this instance.
(Your present...is a sweet correspondence.) I already knew that.
(A's near future...will advance SHODAN.) OH SHIT!
(B's near future...will produce trust.) Speaking of shit, get your shit together A.
(A's final outcome is ability with a fruitless effort.) Just what I need to inspire confidence.
(B's final outcome is ___ chance.) I'm leaving the blank there because I genuinely don't know.
(There is a wish upon B's path.) I will not be tempted into dumb Disney jokes!.....Now!
(Your lucky key is real estate 7.) They just make less and less sense over time.
I wasn't kidding. The only difference is "studies" instead of "work". Anyway, Star Screen again.
(Your current self is plans and efficiency.) Which is pretty much the exact opposite of my life now.
(Your present...is still missing something.) Another one of these threads, I take it?
(Your near future...shows fading motivation.) Fortunately, this is the last update for Tarot.
(Relations in math and chemistry you are facing.) What? You were expecting more? That's all there is
(Your final outcome..is a miserable outcome.) Now why does that sound strange?
(Advice...relax.) DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU FUCKING GAME!
(Your lucky key is mock test 3.) Nope. No idea on that one, either. Now we are onto the last fortune
(Your present...has no individuality.) Good point.
(A's near future...is a dragging slump.) Will A ever hold anything good for me?
(B's near future...will freeze your head over.) Or something. Hell if I know.
(A's final outcome shows big activity.) Knowing A, it means I'm going to lose a limb.
(B's final outcome shows a passing zone.) ......Alright, then.
(A or B, there is much hope.) Really, just B.
(Your lucky key is Anki card 8.) Strange, given how Anki wouldn't be invented for another 18 years.
Look at all those pixels. That's the mark of true quality.
(Whose fortune am I reading?) A rather simple sentence, but immensely difficult to read.
(Mr. VGK, which world am I looking into?) Our three categories for the features, folks.
(From here, the two of you are...) I get the feeling I probably shouldn't have played this alone.
(Please put your heart into it and shuffle with the A button and D-pad.) Well, they DID ask nicely.
(It ends with the B button.) Doesn't it always?
Just a card line-up. Nothing else, really.
And here's what the game meant by heart: the shape in which we arrange the cards.
"Fortunes sold separately."
(The two of you now, please flip the card over with the A button.)
Don't worry. That just means it's consulting the future.
WHAT!? I didn't choose that card! What kind of con are you pulling on me, game?
(Your present situation...shows good signs.) Did I get a relationship counseling game by mistake?
(Your present...shows a fickle heart.) Or maybe this has just been reading my blogs.
(Your lover's present...shows a love that is being hidden.) I have to admit, she's hiding it well.
(Your surroundings...are scandalous.) "Your present situation's still holding up alright, though."
(Your near future...is left to chance.) Should I have expected anything better from The Devil?
(Your final outcome...is a tragic separation.) You mean death, right? Saw it coming.
(Advice...calm feeling.) I...I don't understand it, either.
(Your lucky key...is the 8 ring.) And that ends today's fortune reading.
(Please have your fortune read again at the time of some big change.) Slap THAT on a poster.
Next up is our Selection path, which we'll be seeing quite a bit of in this feature.
(Call to mind a time when you were wandering astray in some direction.)
(Please call to mind A. Please call to mind B.) Not that it matters.
(Your present...is a lone pride.) How incredibly true.
(A's near future...will plunge the heart into grief.) Hopefully, B can get its shit together.
(B's near future...is love's call.) Well played, game. Well played.
(A's final outcome...is an end to love.) DAMN YOU, MICHAEL FLATLEY!
(B's final outcome...is an undying love.) As if in mockery of A.
(B's path is a shrouded desire.) Alright, now you're just fucking with me.
(Advice...moderate attitude. Your lucky key is art museum 3.) FUCKING WHAT!?
And finally, we arrive at the cross, another shape that only appears on the love choice.
(We will search for the lover card.) I left it lowercase just so you guys know it's not Lovers.
(We found it!) Did we? You haven't flipped it yet, game.
(Please flip over your lover with the A button.) Alright, fine. Just don't watch this time.
(You will definitely find your lover in a half year's time. (Or something like that.))
(Your lover.....is/has an unbearable trouble.) Damn lack of verbs.
(Your lover.....is/has an unbearable trouble.) Damn lack of verbs.
(You...are being cornered.) Tell me about it. You're not offering me a lot of funny material, Tarot.
(Your fate. An unacceptable heart.) Your writing. Full of incomplete thoughts.
(Your lucky key is amusement park 8.) I am not making these translations up.
(Your work in the future will be...) And now we move onto the Work section.
Did you guess that it would be a star? Man, you're predictable.
(Please flip over your current self.) Um....OK?
(Your current self is a controlling ability.) I like where this is going.
(Your present...is a sweet correspondence.) This may look good, but check the translation.
(Your near future...shows signs of change.) Well, yea. That's how time works.
(Human relations...have hidden friends.) So I have to be human to use this game now? Maybe I should
(Your final outcome...shows certain work that is worth doing.) "Play Fire Emblem: Awakening already.
(Advice...Corruption if you struggle.) I've been at this job for over 300 years. I think I'm fine.
(Your lucky key is house service 7.) Or whatever カテイ means in this instance.
(Your present...is a sweet correspondence.) I already knew that.
(A's near future...will advance SHODAN.) OH SHIT!
(B's near future...will produce trust.) Speaking of shit, get your shit together A.
(A's final outcome is ability with a fruitless effort.) Just what I need to inspire confidence.
(B's final outcome is ___ chance.) I'm leaving the blank there because I genuinely don't know.
(There is a wish upon B's path.) I will not be tempted into dumb Disney jokes!.....Now!
(Your lucky key is real estate 7.) They just make less and less sense over time.
I wasn't kidding. The only difference is "studies" instead of "work". Anyway, Star Screen again.
(Your current self is plans and efficiency.) Which is pretty much the exact opposite of my life now.
(Your present...is still missing something.) Another one of these threads, I take it?
(Your near future...shows fading motivation.) Fortunately, this is the last update for Tarot.
(Relations in math and chemistry you are facing.) What? You were expecting more? That's all there is
(Your final outcome..is a miserable outcome.) Now why does that sound strange?
(Advice...relax.) DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU FUCKING GAME!
(Your lucky key is mock test 3.) Nope. No idea on that one, either. Now we are onto the last fortune
(Your present...has no individuality.) Good point.
(A's near future...is a dragging slump.) Will A ever hold anything good for me?
(B's near future...will freeze your head over.) Or something. Hell if I know.
(A's final outcome shows big activity.) Knowing A, it means I'm going to lose a limb.
(B's final outcome shows a passing zone.) ......Alright, then.
(A or B, there is much hope.) Really, just B.
(Your lucky key is Anki card 8.) Strange, given how Anki wouldn't be invented for another 18 years.
