"I blogged about a game that was actually relevant to something."
A poorly rendered smoke effect? Certainly fits in with the poorly rendered aesthetic.
Sadly, there's no option to kill him.
Actually, I'm more curious about those spindly little arms you have.
Or maybe those "I'm really fucking stoned" eyes.
Glad to know that the universe hates Jar Jar as much as the fan base.
Wait, what? We know that you have the live footage; why are you using shittily rendered cutscenes?
I have to admit, the aesthetic is fucking gorgeous (if not the means by which it is rendered).
Good to know that there's an entire racist species of these things.
If they understand English and can speak it, then why did they choose racist English?
Just because their speech patterns are closer to adults.
And presumably burn yourselves into highly compressed little pieces.
THE POWER OF THE PLAYSTATION.
"......You didn't. You seriously didn't. Were you waiting this whole time just to say that?"
For context: this is in a house. You know, with doors and stuff.
Padme's having none of Obi-Wan's unambiguous threats.
THIS LEVEL FUCKING SUCKS.
And yet most of the people living here are Qui-Gon's height.
Man, that guy's fucking WASTED on dish detergent.
"Hey may also garner greater focus than his role in the plot would justify."
I believe this sums up what people don't like about The Phantom Menace.
A Boy Named Sue, if everybody could fart lightning.
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm not sure if this universe even has gum."
Actually, I think that's (spurious) deductive reasoning.
Wasn't this an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
You remove the safe search on YouTube and apply two to three times daily.
"A chance to pet those ponies."
"I am the most intelligent man you've ever encountered." "...Not how I expected that to go."
Chewbacca could play the keytar? AND HE NEVER DID THAT IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY!?
Is this how people in the Star Wars universe call each other gay?
Monetizing a place of worship? Nope, can't see anybody getting pissed about that.
And that line just repeats ad nauseum, the game having been broken long ago.
Translation: "Our plan's not gonna work. The Supreme Chancellor's a pussy."
THE POWER OF THE PLAYSTATION.
Remember that one part of The Phantom Menace where Padme had to fetch a bunch of colored keys?
Remember how essential these guys were to the overall plot?
Their jobs consisted of shouting, "WE'RE SORRY!" through overflowing tears.
"Master Lucas threatened to blow out our kneecaps if we didn't acknowledge him here."
"I blogged about a game that was actually relevant to something."
A poorly rendered smoke effect? Certainly fits in with the poorly rendered aesthetic.
Sadly, there's no option to kill him.
Actually, I'm more curious about those spindly little arms you have.
Or maybe those "I'm really fucking stoned" eyes.
Glad to know that the universe hates Jar Jar as much as the fan base.
Wait, what? We know that you have the live footage; why are you using shittily rendered cutscenes?
I have to admit, the aesthetic is fucking gorgeous (if not the means by which it is rendered).
Good to know that there's an entire racist species of these things.
If they understand English and can speak it, then why did they choose racist English?
Just because their speech patterns are closer to adults.
And presumably burn yourselves into highly compressed little pieces.
THE POWER OF THE PLAYSTATION.
"......You didn't. You seriously didn't. Were you waiting this whole time just to say that?"
For context: this is in a house. You know, with doors and stuff.
Padme's having none of Obi-Wan's unambiguous threats.
THIS LEVEL FUCKING SUCKS.
And yet most of the people living here are Qui-Gon's height.
Man, that guy's fucking WASTED on dish detergent.
"Hey may also garner greater focus than his role in the plot would justify."
I believe this sums up what people don't like about The Phantom Menace.
A Boy Named Sue, if everybody could fart lightning.
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm not sure if this universe even has gum."
Actually, I think that's (spurious) deductive reasoning.
Wasn't this an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
You remove the safe search on YouTube and apply two to three times daily.
"A chance to pet those ponies."
"I am the most intelligent man you've ever encountered." "...Not how I expected that to go."
Chewbacca could play the keytar? AND HE NEVER DID THAT IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY!?
Is this how people in the Star Wars universe call each other gay?
Monetizing a place of worship? Nope, can't see anybody getting pissed about that.
And that line just repeats ad nauseum, the game having been broken long ago.
Translation: "Our plan's not gonna work. The Supreme Chancellor's a pussy."
THE POWER OF THE PLAYSTATION.
Remember that one part of The Phantom Menace where Padme had to fetch a bunch of colored keys?
Remember how essential these guys were to the overall plot?
Their jobs consisted of shouting, "WE'RE SORRY!" through overflowing tears.
"Master Lucas threatened to blow out our kneecaps if we didn't acknowledge him here."
"I blogged about a game that was actually relevant to something."
A poorly rendered smoke effect? Certainly fits in with the poorly rendered aesthetic.
Sadly, there's no option to kill him.
Actually, I'm more curious about those spindly little arms you have.
Or maybe those "I'm really fucking stoned" eyes.
Glad to know that the universe hates Jar Jar as much as the fan base.
Wait, what? We know that you have the live footage; why are you using shittily rendered cutscenes?
I have to admit, the aesthetic is fucking gorgeous (if not the means by which it is rendered).
Good to know that there's an entire racist species of these things.
If they understand English and can speak it, then why did they choose racist English?
Just because their speech patterns are closer to adults.
And presumably burn yourselves into highly compressed little pieces.
THE POWER OF THE PLAYSTATION.
"......You didn't. You seriously didn't. Were you waiting this whole time just to say that?"
For context: this is in a house. You know, with doors and stuff.
Padme's having none of Obi-Wan's unambiguous threats.
THIS LEVEL FUCKING SUCKS.
And yet most of the people living here are Qui-Gon's height.
Man, that guy's fucking WASTED on dish detergent.
"Hey may also garner greater focus than his role in the plot would justify."
I believe this sums up what people don't like about The Phantom Menace.
A Boy Named Sue, if everybody could fart lightning.
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm not sure if this universe even has gum."
Actually, I think that's (spurious) deductive reasoning.
Wasn't this an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
You remove the safe search on YouTube and apply two to three times daily.
"A chance to pet those ponies."
"I am the most intelligent man you've ever encountered." "...Not how I expected that to go."
Chewbacca could play the keytar? AND HE NEVER DID THAT IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY!?
Is this how people in the Star Wars universe call each other gay?
Monetizing a place of worship? Nope, can't see anybody getting pissed about that.
And that line just repeats ad nauseum, the game having been broken long ago.
Translation: "Our plan's not gonna work. The Supreme Chancellor's a pussy."
THE POWER OF THE PLAYSTATION.
Remember that one part of The Phantom Menace where Padme had to fetch a bunch of colored keys?
Remember how essential these guys were to the overall plot?
Their jobs consisted of shouting, "WE'RE SORRY!" through overflowing tears.
"Master Lucas threatened to blow out our kneecaps if we didn't acknowledge him here."
