Soul Blazer Cartridge Label (SNES).
German box incl. price sticker
German Box w/o Laguna Logo
High Res NTSC-J SNES Cover
A king must have his orgies.
"And incredibly idiotic."
And promptly got the shit slapped out of him.
And to get it, you only have to walk in space.
As if a talking door wasn't already crazy.
Collect all money, will not require bad translation.
Did Ayn Rand design this game?
"Do you know how hard it is to get hair to look this good underwater?"
Eat a dick, Final Fantasy.
Even though I immediately left to fight a boss in the sky (for some reason).
Finally, Magma will stop hiding in the bushes.
"Fuck characterization, we have to go!"
GOD, GET IT TOGETHER, BITCH!
Guess who closed immediately after this game was released?
He finally got the ransom money.
Horton Hears a Halberdier.
How DARE you call me a himeno!?
I don't even really remember what I was talking to here.
I don't know what that means, and I don't care.
I don't know whether to point out the Thunder Ring or the translation.
I don't think this ever comes up again.
I have no idea what those are.
I should specify that their dance fucking sucks.
"I think little of my own intelligence."
"I'm a Disney princess, apparently."
"I'm a fucking idiot for doing something like that."
"I'm down here because nobody likes a talking elevator."
"Just don't take the other eye!"
"Just gonna whip it out, huh?"
Kirby's looking to kick your ass.
Like Breath of Death if it wasn't joking.
More awkward translations.
Not sure what that means, but alright.
Now you know why my blogs have sucked as of late.
OK, I don't remember THIS from the first time I played the game.
Persona 3: The Actual Sequel.
Persona 4: Bad Translation.
Setting our sights high and low simultaneously.
"Show them your stupid name."
Somehow, he comes back to life in the later games.
Surely, this must be a reference to something.
That comma is throwing me the eff off.
"That guy will fuck you up."
THAT IS NOT TURBO WHAT DID YOU DO TO TURBO?
That's how high they were.
The aurora borealis dictates the cycles of day and night.
The bad guy in Dragon Quest VI?
The door's not the one talking, but there are doors that do that.
The person who can translate fluidly did not.
The voice says, utterly drenched in sarcasm.
Then why are they called Mushroom Shoes?
"These statements are related."
"These statements are related, I guess."
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN LEVEL!!!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY TO DIE!!!!!
This would make sense if I was standing by the window.
"Those are the only machines in this world."
Though for some reason, it isn't the best sword in the game.
To all the anti-Woolsey people in the world.
Trust me, he made stupider faces throughout this.
"We don't know how compasses work."
"WE MUST YELL THAT AT YOU!"
"We think very little of you."
"Well, the period had to be sacrificed."
We've all been to college, guy.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER, YOU GODDAMN TRAITOR BASTARD!?
"What happened to you, woman?"
Where is this coming from?
Which means his health refills. Well played, Soul Blazer.
Why can't I fudging swear right?
"WOW, that was a really bad idea!"
Yep, it's a Quintet game, alright.
"You have such nice lips."
You know, the famous book Soul Blader.
You say as you hover over her sleeping form.
"You see a woman covered in bruises."
A king must have his orgies.
"And incredibly idiotic."
And promptly got the shit slapped out of him.
And to get it, you only have to walk in space.
As if a talking door wasn't already crazy.
Collect all money, will not require bad translation.
Did Ayn Rand design this game?
"Do you know how hard it is to get hair to look this good underwater?"
Eat a dick, Final Fantasy.
Even though I immediately left to fight a boss in the sky (for some reason).
Finally, Magma will stop hiding in the bushes.
"Fuck characterization, we have to go!"
GOD, GET IT TOGETHER, BITCH!
Guess who closed immediately after this game was released?
He finally got the ransom money.
Horton Hears a Halberdier.
How DARE you call me a himeno!?
I don't even really remember what I was talking to here.
I don't know what that means, and I don't care.
I don't know whether to point out the Thunder Ring or the translation.
I don't think this ever comes up again.
I have no idea what those are.
I should specify that their dance fucking sucks.
"I think little of my own intelligence."
"I'm a Disney princess, apparently."
"I'm a fucking idiot for doing something like that."
"I'm down here because nobody likes a talking elevator."
"Just don't take the other eye!"
"Just gonna whip it out, huh?"
Kirby's looking to kick your ass.
Like Breath of Death if it wasn't joking.
More awkward translations.
Not sure what that means, but alright.
Now you know why my blogs have sucked as of late.
OK, I don't remember THIS from the first time I played the game.
Persona 3: The Actual Sequel.
Persona 4: Bad Translation.
Setting our sights high and low simultaneously.
"Show them your stupid name."
Somehow, he comes back to life in the later games.
Surely, this must be a reference to something.
That comma is throwing me the eff off.
"That guy will fuck you up."
THAT IS NOT TURBO WHAT DID YOU DO TO TURBO?
That's how high they were.
The aurora borealis dictates the cycles of day and night.
The bad guy in Dragon Quest VI?
The door's not the one talking, but there are doors that do that.
The person who can translate fluidly did not.
The voice says, utterly drenched in sarcasm.
Then why are they called Mushroom Shoes?
"These statements are related."
"These statements are related, I guess."
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN LEVEL!!!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY TO DIE!!!!!
This would make sense if I was standing by the window.
"Those are the only machines in this world."
Though for some reason, it isn't the best sword in the game.
To all the anti-Woolsey people in the world.
Trust me, he made stupider faces throughout this.
"We don't know how compasses work."
"WE MUST YELL THAT AT YOU!"
"We think very little of you."
"Well, the period had to be sacrificed."
We've all been to college, guy.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER, YOU GODDAMN TRAITOR BASTARD!?
"What happened to you, woman?"
Where is this coming from?
Which means his health refills. Well played, Soul Blazer.
Why can't I fudging swear right?
"WOW, that was a really bad idea!"
Yep, it's a Quintet game, alright.
"You have such nice lips."
You know, the famous book Soul Blader.
You say as you hover over her sleeping form.
"You see a woman covered in bruises."
A king must have his orgies.
"And incredibly idiotic."
And promptly got the shit slapped out of him.
And to get it, you only have to walk in space.
As if a talking door wasn't already crazy.
Collect all money, will not require bad translation.
Did Ayn Rand design this game?
"Do you know how hard it is to get hair to look this good underwater?"
Eat a dick, Final Fantasy.
Even though I immediately left to fight a boss in the sky (for some reason).
Finally, Magma will stop hiding in the bushes.
"Fuck characterization, we have to go!"
GOD, GET IT TOGETHER, BITCH!
Guess who closed immediately after this game was released?
He finally got the ransom money.
Horton Hears a Halberdier.
How DARE you call me a himeno!?
I don't even really remember what I was talking to here.
I don't know what that means, and I don't care.
I don't know whether to point out the Thunder Ring or the translation.
I don't think this ever comes up again.
I have no idea what those are.
I should specify that their dance fucking sucks.
"I think little of my own intelligence."
"I'm a Disney princess, apparently."
"I'm a fucking idiot for doing something like that."
"I'm down here because nobody likes a talking elevator."
"Just don't take the other eye!"
"Just gonna whip it out, huh?"
Kirby's looking to kick your ass.
Like Breath of Death if it wasn't joking.
More awkward translations.
Not sure what that means, but alright.
Now you know why my blogs have sucked as of late.
OK, I don't remember THIS from the first time I played the game.
Persona 3: The Actual Sequel.
Persona 4: Bad Translation.
Setting our sights high and low simultaneously.
"Show them your stupid name."
Somehow, he comes back to life in the later games.
Surely, this must be a reference to something.
That comma is throwing me the eff off.
"That guy will fuck you up."
THAT IS NOT TURBO WHAT DID YOU DO TO TURBO?
That's how high they were.
The aurora borealis dictates the cycles of day and night.
The bad guy in Dragon Quest VI?
The door's not the one talking, but there are doors that do that.
The person who can translate fluidly did not.
The voice says, utterly drenched in sarcasm.
Then why are they called Mushroom Shoes?
"These statements are related."
"These statements are related, I guess."
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN LEVEL!!!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY TO DIE!!!!!
This would make sense if I was standing by the window.
"Those are the only machines in this world."
Though for some reason, it isn't the best sword in the game.
To all the anti-Woolsey people in the world.
Trust me, he made stupider faces throughout this.
"We don't know how compasses work."
"WE MUST YELL THAT AT YOU!"
"We think very little of you."
"Well, the period had to be sacrificed."
We've all been to college, guy.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER, YOU GODDAMN TRAITOR BASTARD!?
"What happened to you, woman?"
Where is this coming from?
Which means his health refills. Well played, Soul Blazer.
Why can't I fudging swear right?
"WOW, that was a really bad idea!"
Yep, it's a Quintet game, alright.
"You have such nice lips."
You know, the famous book Soul Blader.
You say as you hover over her sleeping form.
"You see a woman covered in bruises."
