This screenshot is just too Norman Bates for poor Tails.
Not that you'll ever know how many you have at any one time. Fucking Sonic Shuffle.
I think you can see what's wrong with this. (A lot.)
Always steal. ALWAYS STEAL.
It's never a good sign of confidence in your game when the tutorial character's stumped.
Could be worse. Something NeoGAF could happen instead.
"Good. Now let's play those Casino Night Zone chumps for all they're worth."
How needlessly vague of you. Mind providing an example?
I'd like to know what the "no" option yields. "No? Well, tough shit, asshole. We're doing this."
"Sonic, you're a man. You can't give birth." "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!?"
"What do you see in the Blue Blur, anyway? Don't you want ALL THIS, Tails?"
So Final Fantasy X, but with Sonic characters? Alright. I can get behind that.
Can you guess which character was hastily slapped together for this game?
"You look like you saw your own death or something."
"When she's not busy dealing with immortals and candle-lighting mini-games, of course."
"Which is why I brought all of you here against your will. Now, could you tell me who you are?"
What about polishing your textures so they don't look like ass?
Albino vampires can eat a dick. (Is a great name for a comedy album.)
"When they're not busy humping the ground for no particular reason."
Did I stumble into that mediocre Mystic Ark sequel?
For the better........Yea, I was hoping for too much.
Always appreciative of good life advice in video games.
Get used to this; it's half the mini-games.
"You'll also be dead, but you'll be a dead LOSER. Could YOU live with that? I thought not."
This is Star Wars VII, everybody. Would you have it any other way?
"How reminiscent of my own mortality. Might as well get to grave-robbing!"
Light is the least of your worries when staring down a Medusa.
"I broke one of the strings. You know how hard it is to find a harp string nowadays?"
How 2000s and very cheaply produced.
This would make a lot more sense as a helicopter level.
HOW!? Did you blow up Jupiter to get all the metal for this thing?
Licensed for common forum use.
Who knew that the key to a good mini-game was wanton destruction? Or that this name is dumb as hell?
"But alas, the hat drowns. Maybe he should've flown to the hat, instead."
You thought I was kidding, didn't you?
You mean Amy? I will shoot her all I damn please.
That space is very known.
"Robots? I gave that up a while ago, man. Just wasn't feeling the spiritual vibes, y'know?"
It doesn't become clearer as the game goes on, folks.
You better hope I don't use this in any discussions.
Just look at how dreamy this fucker is. He's just OOZING dream.
"Her righteous fury will cleanse this land of all its sinners. BATHE US IN YOUR GLORIOUS FLAME!"
"That's what you're calling your band, Tails? Geez, no wonder I have to babysit you so much."
"But not through fire. Let's be realistic, people."
Yea, that metalic hexagon/tree thing sure looks destructive.
"Why not just toss the bomb AWAY from you? Fuck you, that's why."
What happens when mall security gets bored.
To be fair, this IS Sonic SHUFFLE.
"That new age hippie thing? Fuck that shit. THIS is where the money is."
Reaction shot the dear fuck, how many of these things do I have by now?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Well, it did, but since Chao weren't included in the game, it's a bit hard to fuse them, isn't it?
In addition to being a dream, Void is also a priest, because.....the game requires it, I guess.
If it isn't tag, it's bullshit guessing games.
Light so bright that it blinds all who see it. Hopefully, they'll appreciate the irony.
"God, why can't you leave me alone. Look at how angry you're making me."
I'm so very confused by all this.
Nothing about this image makes even the remotest of sense.
You were asking for it when you decided to use a bag with a dollar sign on it instead of a purse.
Amazingly, he falls for it.
PAY FOR YOUR IDIOCY, KNUCKLES.
Eggman: always the loser, even when he isn't.
"...probably killed him in the process."
Notice how it doesn't say anything about returning the stolen coins.
Take note of how none of these options apply to anything going on.
Get the upper hand on death. Kill it before it kills you.
So less Charon and more....young lady Charon, really.
That number only gets bigger.
"No, Sonic! I can't live without you!" "And that's why I'm leaving you."
Surprisingly, it makes even less sense from here.
I can't tell if a train with wings is the greatest or stupidest thing ever put to paper.
"You will not survive, nor will you die. You will become eternally trapped between life and death."
"Never again will you know joy or pain. You will become one with the nothing."
"For now, though, we must bid farewell to the ruins of the moon."
As opposed to Two Dimension Space?
Surprisingly, it takes away rings as a result.
"And I saw the seven Robotnik band leaders, and seven trumpets were given to them. For some reason."
Wasn't aware stars had gender.
This is where a Star Ocean reference would go if I could remember anything about Star Ocean.
I don't think that ever becomes relevant in the slightest.
Is that how these things work nowadays?
Why yes, they DO all have these dumb names.
Lumina Flowlight, shortly after the release of this game.
Because fucking look at you, dude. You look like something FOX Kids would've canned.
"You shall feel all of them at my hand. They shall become you."
How high is Sonic right now?
He's right, you know. I can't count the number of times that despair amplified my motivation levels.
"Dumb looking fairy thing, slightly dumber looking insect thing. Can't we all just get along?"
"Sonic has to remind me that I own an electric stove."
I didn't realize this counted as flirting.
OK, how high is Knuckles?
She looks better in CGI, but not by much.
"What's that about the sequel?..............Aw shit."
"Just plant the right thing in the right place, and then watch their lives crumble apart."
"Strong people with evil ambitions? Yawn."
DO THESE STATEMENTS ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING!?
Thanks for the airplane level that inexplicably blows up every three turns, assholes.
Of course, you can't compare to these guys, who must have been slept through half the development.
"One of these days, they'll invite me to one of their parties."
"How about one where you just sort of guess?" "YOU SHALL LEAD US!"
Apparently, paper bags haven't been invented in this post-apocalyptic wasteland of a world.
"Who needs friends, anyway? I'll always have you, Master Emerald."
"You mean I can do it to myself? Man, Knuckles, you're sure into some weird stuff."
He gave himself that name. That's just how much of a maverick he is.
Jon St. John, you continue to survive.
"Okawa-san has not fed us for two months. It's been years since we've seen sunlight."
I feel like "girls waiting behind trees" is a thing somewhere. Anybody want to confirm this?
This screenshot is just too Norman Bates for poor Tails.
Not that you'll ever know how many you have at any one time. Fucking Sonic Shuffle.
I think you can see what's wrong with this. (A lot.)
Always steal. ALWAYS STEAL.
It's never a good sign of confidence in your game when the tutorial character's stumped.
Could be worse. Something NeoGAF could happen instead.
"Good. Now let's play those Casino Night Zone chumps for all they're worth."
How needlessly vague of you. Mind providing an example?
I'd like to know what the "no" option yields. "No? Well, tough shit, asshole. We're doing this."
"Sonic, you're a man. You can't give birth." "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!?"
"What do you see in the Blue Blur, anyway? Don't you want ALL THIS, Tails?"
So Final Fantasy X, but with Sonic characters? Alright. I can get behind that.
Can you guess which character was hastily slapped together for this game?
"You look like you saw your own death or something."
"When she's not busy dealing with immortals and candle-lighting mini-games, of course."
"Which is why I brought all of you here against your will. Now, could you tell me who you are?"
What about polishing your textures so they don't look like ass?
Albino vampires can eat a dick. (Is a great name for a comedy album.)
"When they're not busy humping the ground for no particular reason."
Did I stumble into that mediocre Mystic Ark sequel?
For the better........Yea, I was hoping for too much.
Always appreciative of good life advice in video games.
Get used to this; it's half the mini-games.
"You'll also be dead, but you'll be a dead LOSER. Could YOU live with that? I thought not."
This is Star Wars VII, everybody. Would you have it any other way?
"How reminiscent of my own mortality. Might as well get to grave-robbing!"
Light is the least of your worries when staring down a Medusa.
"I broke one of the strings. You know how hard it is to find a harp string nowadays?"
How 2000s and very cheaply produced.
This would make a lot more sense as a helicopter level.
HOW!? Did you blow up Jupiter to get all the metal for this thing?
Licensed for common forum use.
Who knew that the key to a good mini-game was wanton destruction? Or that this name is dumb as hell?
"But alas, the hat drowns. Maybe he should've flown to the hat, instead."
You thought I was kidding, didn't you?
You mean Amy? I will shoot her all I damn please.
That space is very known.
"Robots? I gave that up a while ago, man. Just wasn't feeling the spiritual vibes, y'know?"
It doesn't become clearer as the game goes on, folks.
You better hope I don't use this in any discussions.
Just look at how dreamy this fucker is. He's just OOZING dream.
"Her righteous fury will cleanse this land of all its sinners. BATHE US IN YOUR GLORIOUS FLAME!"
"That's what you're calling your band, Tails? Geez, no wonder I have to babysit you so much."
"But not through fire. Let's be realistic, people."
Yea, that metalic hexagon/tree thing sure looks destructive.
"Why not just toss the bomb AWAY from you? Fuck you, that's why."
What happens when mall security gets bored.
To be fair, this IS Sonic SHUFFLE.
"That new age hippie thing? Fuck that shit. THIS is where the money is."
Reaction shot the dear fuck, how many of these things do I have by now?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Well, it did, but since Chao weren't included in the game, it's a bit hard to fuse them, isn't it?
In addition to being a dream, Void is also a priest, because.....the game requires it, I guess.
If it isn't tag, it's bullshit guessing games.
Light so bright that it blinds all who see it. Hopefully, they'll appreciate the irony.
"God, why can't you leave me alone. Look at how angry you're making me."
I'm so very confused by all this.
Nothing about this image makes even the remotest of sense.
You were asking for it when you decided to use a bag with a dollar sign on it instead of a purse.
Amazingly, he falls for it.
PAY FOR YOUR IDIOCY, KNUCKLES.
Eggman: always the loser, even when he isn't.
"...probably killed him in the process."
Notice how it doesn't say anything about returning the stolen coins.
Take note of how none of these options apply to anything going on.
Get the upper hand on death. Kill it before it kills you.
So less Charon and more....young lady Charon, really.
That number only gets bigger.
"No, Sonic! I can't live without you!" "And that's why I'm leaving you."
Surprisingly, it makes even less sense from here.
I can't tell if a train with wings is the greatest or stupidest thing ever put to paper.
"You will not survive, nor will you die. You will become eternally trapped between life and death."
"Never again will you know joy or pain. You will become one with the nothing."
"For now, though, we must bid farewell to the ruins of the moon."
As opposed to Two Dimension Space?
Surprisingly, it takes away rings as a result.
"And I saw the seven Robotnik band leaders, and seven trumpets were given to them. For some reason."
Wasn't aware stars had gender.
This is where a Star Ocean reference would go if I could remember anything about Star Ocean.
I don't think that ever becomes relevant in the slightest.
Is that how these things work nowadays?
Why yes, they DO all have these dumb names.
Lumina Flowlight, shortly after the release of this game.
Because fucking look at you, dude. You look like something FOX Kids would've canned.
"You shall feel all of them at my hand. They shall become you."
How high is Sonic right now?
He's right, you know. I can't count the number of times that despair amplified my motivation levels.
"Dumb looking fairy thing, slightly dumber looking insect thing. Can't we all just get along?"
"Sonic has to remind me that I own an electric stove."
I didn't realize this counted as flirting.
OK, how high is Knuckles?
She looks better in CGI, but not by much.
"What's that about the sequel?..............Aw shit."
"Just plant the right thing in the right place, and then watch their lives crumble apart."
"Strong people with evil ambitions? Yawn."
DO THESE STATEMENTS ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING!?
Thanks for the airplane level that inexplicably blows up every three turns, assholes.
Of course, you can't compare to these guys, who must have been slept through half the development.
"One of these days, they'll invite me to one of their parties."
"How about one where you just sort of guess?" "YOU SHALL LEAD US!"
Apparently, paper bags haven't been invented in this post-apocalyptic wasteland of a world.
"Who needs friends, anyway? I'll always have you, Master Emerald."
"You mean I can do it to myself? Man, Knuckles, you're sure into some weird stuff."
He gave himself that name. That's just how much of a maverick he is.
Jon St. John, you continue to survive.
"Okawa-san has not fed us for two months. It's been years since we've seen sunlight."
I feel like "girls waiting behind trees" is a thing somewhere. Anybody want to confirm this?
This screenshot is just too Norman Bates for poor Tails.
Not that you'll ever know how many you have at any one time. Fucking Sonic Shuffle.
I think you can see what's wrong with this. (A lot.)
Always steal. ALWAYS STEAL.
It's never a good sign of confidence in your game when the tutorial character's stumped.
Could be worse. Something NeoGAF could happen instead.
"Good. Now let's play those Casino Night Zone chumps for all they're worth."
How needlessly vague of you. Mind providing an example?
I'd like to know what the "no" option yields. "No? Well, tough shit, asshole. We're doing this."
"Sonic, you're a man. You can't give birth." "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!?"
"What do you see in the Blue Blur, anyway? Don't you want ALL THIS, Tails?"
So Final Fantasy X, but with Sonic characters? Alright. I can get behind that.
Can you guess which character was hastily slapped together for this game?
"You look like you saw your own death or something."
"When she's not busy dealing with immortals and candle-lighting mini-games, of course."
"Which is why I brought all of you here against your will. Now, could you tell me who you are?"
What about polishing your textures so they don't look like ass?
Albino vampires can eat a dick. (Is a great name for a comedy album.)
"When they're not busy humping the ground for no particular reason."
Did I stumble into that mediocre Mystic Ark sequel?
For the better........Yea, I was hoping for too much.
Always appreciative of good life advice in video games.
Get used to this; it's half the mini-games.
"You'll also be dead, but you'll be a dead LOSER. Could YOU live with that? I thought not."
This is Star Wars VII, everybody. Would you have it any other way?
"How reminiscent of my own mortality. Might as well get to grave-robbing!"
Light is the least of your worries when staring down a Medusa.
"I broke one of the strings. You know how hard it is to find a harp string nowadays?"
How 2000s and very cheaply produced.
This would make a lot more sense as a helicopter level.
HOW!? Did you blow up Jupiter to get all the metal for this thing?
Licensed for common forum use.
Who knew that the key to a good mini-game was wanton destruction? Or that this name is dumb as hell?
"But alas, the hat drowns. Maybe he should've flown to the hat, instead."
You thought I was kidding, didn't you?
You mean Amy? I will shoot her all I damn please.
That space is very known.
"Robots? I gave that up a while ago, man. Just wasn't feeling the spiritual vibes, y'know?"
It doesn't become clearer as the game goes on, folks.
You better hope I don't use this in any discussions.
Just look at how dreamy this fucker is. He's just OOZING dream.
"Her righteous fury will cleanse this land of all its sinners. BATHE US IN YOUR GLORIOUS FLAME!"
"That's what you're calling your band, Tails? Geez, no wonder I have to babysit you so much."
"But not through fire. Let's be realistic, people."
Yea, that metalic hexagon/tree thing sure looks destructive.
"Why not just toss the bomb AWAY from you? Fuck you, that's why."
What happens when mall security gets bored.
To be fair, this IS Sonic SHUFFLE.
"That new age hippie thing? Fuck that shit. THIS is where the money is."
Reaction shot the dear fuck, how many of these things do I have by now?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Well, it did, but since Chao weren't included in the game, it's a bit hard to fuse them, isn't it?
In addition to being a dream, Void is also a priest, because.....the game requires it, I guess.
If it isn't tag, it's bullshit guessing games.
Light so bright that it blinds all who see it. Hopefully, they'll appreciate the irony.
"God, why can't you leave me alone. Look at how angry you're making me."
I'm so very confused by all this.
Nothing about this image makes even the remotest of sense.
You were asking for it when you decided to use a bag with a dollar sign on it instead of a purse.
Amazingly, he falls for it.
PAY FOR YOUR IDIOCY, KNUCKLES.
Eggman: always the loser, even when he isn't.
"...probably killed him in the process."
Notice how it doesn't say anything about returning the stolen coins.
Take note of how none of these options apply to anything going on.
Get the upper hand on death. Kill it before it kills you.
So less Charon and more....young lady Charon, really.
That number only gets bigger.
"No, Sonic! I can't live without you!" "And that's why I'm leaving you."
Surprisingly, it makes even less sense from here.
I can't tell if a train with wings is the greatest or stupidest thing ever put to paper.
"You will not survive, nor will you die. You will become eternally trapped between life and death."
"Never again will you know joy or pain. You will become one with the nothing."
"For now, though, we must bid farewell to the ruins of the moon."
As opposed to Two Dimension Space?
Surprisingly, it takes away rings as a result.
"And I saw the seven Robotnik band leaders, and seven trumpets were given to them. For some reason."
Wasn't aware stars had gender.
This is where a Star Ocean reference would go if I could remember anything about Star Ocean.
I don't think that ever becomes relevant in the slightest.
Is that how these things work nowadays?
Why yes, they DO all have these dumb names.
Lumina Flowlight, shortly after the release of this game.
Because fucking look at you, dude. You look like something FOX Kids would've canned.
"You shall feel all of them at my hand. They shall become you."
How high is Sonic right now?
He's right, you know. I can't count the number of times that despair amplified my motivation levels.
"Dumb looking fairy thing, slightly dumber looking insect thing. Can't we all just get along?"
"Sonic has to remind me that I own an electric stove."
I didn't realize this counted as flirting.
OK, how high is Knuckles?
She looks better in CGI, but not by much.
"What's that about the sequel?..............Aw shit."
"Just plant the right thing in the right place, and then watch their lives crumble apart."
"Strong people with evil ambitions? Yawn."
DO THESE STATEMENTS ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING!?
Thanks for the airplane level that inexplicably blows up every three turns, assholes.
Of course, you can't compare to these guys, who must have been slept through half the development.
"One of these days, they'll invite me to one of their parties."
"How about one where you just sort of guess?" "YOU SHALL LEAD US!"
Apparently, paper bags haven't been invented in this post-apocalyptic wasteland of a world.
"Who needs friends, anyway? I'll always have you, Master Emerald."
"You mean I can do it to myself? Man, Knuckles, you're sure into some weird stuff."
He gave himself that name. That's just how much of a maverick he is.
Jon St. John, you continue to survive.
"Okawa-san has not fed us for two months. It's been years since we've seen sunlight."
I feel like "girls waiting behind trees" is a thing somewhere. Anybody want to confirm this?
