Tails and Eggman fighting in robots.
Sonic Adventure 2 (Front Cover)
Always good to follow the rules of the road, even when you're not using said road.
"And I somehow ended up in the sewers."
"And so is our polygon count."
And that's coming from this thing.
And then Shadow gets the persona Hemiechinus Auritus.
And this just fucking pleases Amy.
And yet George Bush invaded Iraq instead of outer space?
Apparently, Shadow is a genie.
As opposed to an innocuous missile attack?
Because hedgehogs are famous for the laziness.
Because of course they'd be talking.
Because Shadow looks exactly like Sonic.
BEHOLD THE FRUITS OF MY ABUSE!
Bitch, get some real eyelashes.
Brought to you by DreamWorks.
"Bruce Willis is my hero."
Christ, woman, get some fucking chapstick.
"Come back tomorrow, I'm too high to president right now."
Don't you hate it when your deadly laser cannon restarts because of system updates?
Don't you try to escape, inadvertently funny caption.
Download this wallpaper at Itwasnolongerthe90s.com.
DROWN, BIG. DROWN WITH YOUR DUMB FUCKING FROG SUBPLOT!
EYES ARE NOT SHAPED LIKE THAT!
Facial expressions: the greatest part of any modern Sonic game.
Given the reputation the game enjoys, I can't imagine anybody on this screen having done a good job.
Grandpa's fetish collection.
He's so ashamed of the answer that he can't bother facing Eggman.
HOLD UP A SECOND, IS THAT FUCKING CTHULHU IN THE BACKGROUND!?
HOW ARE YOU MOVING ABOUT!?
"I promised to keep that promise I so promised."
"I say things to myself so I won't forget them."
"If one more fucking person confuses me for that goddamn blue hedgehog..."
I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this one.
I'M READY TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP!
In case you had any doubts.
Is his face growing a clitoris?
Is that cat-head in her mouth supposed to be her tongue?
It was here where I noticed how gigantic Rouge's thighs are.
It's like he just grew it off his face.
JAPANESE ETYMOLOGY MACHINE, GO!
Just take a left on this road that peters off into nothingness, and you'll be in Amigo in no time.
Let us vigorously jerk off the air such that we might transform.
Look at that fucking shadow.
Looks like someone needs a spanking.
Maybe you're ready for the big boy chair now.
Must...Photoshop....rap album....
My name is Tails EGGMAN WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD.
No, it's a really dumb boss fight.
Now you know who to blame.
Oddly enough, this is fairly close to what Lunarian society looks like.
Oh dear god, I didn't even realize when I was taking this.
OH FUCK! WE'RE IN THRESHOLD, YOU GUYS!
OH SHIT! IT'S 999 ALL OVER AGAIN!
Only two of those are true.
Our game is like a drug, and you're our user.
OUR PANTING NEEDS VOCALIZED SUBTITLES!
PLASTER THAT SHIT ON THE BOX!
Possible translation error.
Setsumasa means 'your death' in whatever language Amy speaks.
Shadow is disgusted by...whatever is posted above this.
Somebody DESIGNED Bats in the back.
Something something dildos.
SONIC ADVENTURE 1, BITCHES!
Sonic just ate a little birdie.
Tails realizes the mistakes being made.
Tails, you don't have enough sexual appeal to do what you're doing. Or ANY sexual appeal, really.
That explains why you don't play as him as much as the other characters.
"That's the level of trust he puts in me."
THE POWER OF HOVER BOOTS!!!
The president's high as balls.
The translation is WA-RU-I.
THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!!!
There's SOMETHING racist about this screenshot, I just know it.
There's SOMETHING sexual about this, I just know it.
They're looking at a PYRAMID.
"THIS COMPUTER SCREEN MUST DIE!"
This face is displaying, like, three emotions at once.
THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR YOUR ESCAPE!
To be swallowed up into Earth's mystical rectum?
Wait, what's that pink thing between her legs?
WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO PLAY SONIC ADVENTURE 2 AGAIN.
WE HAD AN ENTIRE CHAO DEPARTMENT!!
Well, isn't this the dumbest thing I've seen this cutscene.
What a strange name for a level.
What does this even mean?
What happened to the more sensible jungle base in Adventure 1?
What if you're Shadow Shadow?
What kind of newspaper is this?
What strange firmware updates.
What you're doing here CAN'T be innocent!
WHY ARE THERE TWO CHAOS!?
WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?
Why would anybody build that in a world where aliens aren't an established threat?
Yelling fixes everything. Serah Farron told me as much.
YOU BELONG HERE, YOU ABOMINATION!
You didn't hear a goddamn word she said, you selfish bastard, did you?
Xbox 360 Digital Box Art (Square)
Xbox 360 Digital Box Art (Cropped)
Always good to follow the rules of the road, even when you're not using said road.
"And I somehow ended up in the sewers."
"And so is our polygon count."
And that's coming from this thing.
And then Shadow gets the persona Hemiechinus Auritus.
And this just fucking pleases Amy.
And yet George Bush invaded Iraq instead of outer space?
Apparently, Shadow is a genie.
As opposed to an innocuous missile attack?
Because hedgehogs are famous for the laziness.
Because of course they'd be talking.
Because Shadow looks exactly like Sonic.
BEHOLD THE FRUITS OF MY ABUSE!
Bitch, get some real eyelashes.
Brought to you by DreamWorks.
"Bruce Willis is my hero."
Christ, woman, get some fucking chapstick.
"Come back tomorrow, I'm too high to president right now."
Don't you hate it when your deadly laser cannon restarts because of system updates?
Don't you try to escape, inadvertently funny caption.
Download this wallpaper at Itwasnolongerthe90s.com.
DROWN, BIG. DROWN WITH YOUR DUMB FUCKING FROG SUBPLOT!
EYES ARE NOT SHAPED LIKE THAT!
Facial expressions: the greatest part of any modern Sonic game.
Given the reputation the game enjoys, I can't imagine anybody on this screen having done a good job.
Grandpa's fetish collection.
He's so ashamed of the answer that he can't bother facing Eggman.
HOLD UP A SECOND, IS THAT FUCKING CTHULHU IN THE BACKGROUND!?
HOW ARE YOU MOVING ABOUT!?
"I promised to keep that promise I so promised."
"I say things to myself so I won't forget them."
"If one more fucking person confuses me for that goddamn blue hedgehog..."
I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this one.
I'M READY TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP!
In case you had any doubts.
Is his face growing a clitoris?
Is that cat-head in her mouth supposed to be her tongue?
It was here where I noticed how gigantic Rouge's thighs are.
It's like he just grew it off his face.
JAPANESE ETYMOLOGY MACHINE, GO!
Just take a left on this road that peters off into nothingness, and you'll be in Amigo in no time.
Let us vigorously jerk off the air such that we might transform.
Look at that fucking shadow.
Looks like someone needs a spanking.
Maybe you're ready for the big boy chair now.
Must...Photoshop....rap album....
My name is Tails EGGMAN WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD.
No, it's a really dumb boss fight.
Now you know who to blame.
Oddly enough, this is fairly close to what Lunarian society looks like.
Oh dear god, I didn't even realize when I was taking this.
OH FUCK! WE'RE IN THRESHOLD, YOU GUYS!
OH SHIT! IT'S 999 ALL OVER AGAIN!
Only two of those are true.
Our game is like a drug, and you're our user.
OUR PANTING NEEDS VOCALIZED SUBTITLES!
PLASTER THAT SHIT ON THE BOX!
Possible translation error.
Setsumasa means 'your death' in whatever language Amy speaks.
Shadow is disgusted by...whatever is posted above this.
Somebody DESIGNED Bats in the back.
Something something dildos.
SONIC ADVENTURE 1, BITCHES!
Sonic just ate a little birdie.
Tails realizes the mistakes being made.
Tails, you don't have enough sexual appeal to do what you're doing. Or ANY sexual appeal, really.
That explains why you don't play as him as much as the other characters.
"That's the level of trust he puts in me."
THE POWER OF HOVER BOOTS!!!
The president's high as balls.
The translation is WA-RU-I.
THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!!!
There's SOMETHING racist about this screenshot, I just know it.
There's SOMETHING sexual about this, I just know it.
They're looking at a PYRAMID.
"THIS COMPUTER SCREEN MUST DIE!"
This face is displaying, like, three emotions at once.
THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR YOUR ESCAPE!
To be swallowed up into Earth's mystical rectum?
Wait, what's that pink thing between her legs?
WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO PLAY SONIC ADVENTURE 2 AGAIN.
WE HAD AN ENTIRE CHAO DEPARTMENT!!
Well, isn't this the dumbest thing I've seen this cutscene.
What a strange name for a level.
What does this even mean?
What happened to the more sensible jungle base in Adventure 1?
What if you're Shadow Shadow?
What kind of newspaper is this?
What strange firmware updates.
What you're doing here CAN'T be innocent!
WHY ARE THERE TWO CHAOS!?
WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?
Why would anybody build that in a world where aliens aren't an established threat?
Yelling fixes everything. Serah Farron told me as much.
YOU BELONG HERE, YOU ABOMINATION!
You didn't hear a goddamn word she said, you selfish bastard, did you?
Tails and Eggman fighting in robots.
Always good to follow the rules of the road, even when you're not using said road.
"And I somehow ended up in the sewers."
"And so is our polygon count."
And that's coming from this thing.
And then Shadow gets the persona Hemiechinus Auritus.
And this just fucking pleases Amy.
And yet George Bush invaded Iraq instead of outer space?
Apparently, Shadow is a genie.
As opposed to an innocuous missile attack?
Because hedgehogs are famous for the laziness.
Because of course they'd be talking.
Because Shadow looks exactly like Sonic.
BEHOLD THE FRUITS OF MY ABUSE!
Bitch, get some real eyelashes.
Brought to you by DreamWorks.
"Bruce Willis is my hero."
Christ, woman, get some fucking chapstick.
"Come back tomorrow, I'm too high to president right now."
Don't you hate it when your deadly laser cannon restarts because of system updates?
Don't you try to escape, inadvertently funny caption.
Download this wallpaper at Itwasnolongerthe90s.com.
DROWN, BIG. DROWN WITH YOUR DUMB FUCKING FROG SUBPLOT!
EYES ARE NOT SHAPED LIKE THAT!
Facial expressions: the greatest part of any modern Sonic game.
Given the reputation the game enjoys, I can't imagine anybody on this screen having done a good job.
Grandpa's fetish collection.
He's so ashamed of the answer that he can't bother facing Eggman.
HOLD UP A SECOND, IS THAT FUCKING CTHULHU IN THE BACKGROUND!?
HOW ARE YOU MOVING ABOUT!?
"I promised to keep that promise I so promised."
"I say things to myself so I won't forget them."
"If one more fucking person confuses me for that goddamn blue hedgehog..."
I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this one.
I'M READY TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP!
In case you had any doubts.
Is his face growing a clitoris?
Is that cat-head in her mouth supposed to be her tongue?
It was here where I noticed how gigantic Rouge's thighs are.
It's like he just grew it off his face.
JAPANESE ETYMOLOGY MACHINE, GO!
Just take a left on this road that peters off into nothingness, and you'll be in Amigo in no time.
Let us vigorously jerk off the air such that we might transform.
Look at that fucking shadow.
Looks like someone needs a spanking.
Maybe you're ready for the big boy chair now.
Must...Photoshop....rap album....
My name is Tails EGGMAN WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD.
No, it's a really dumb boss fight.
Now you know who to blame.
Oddly enough, this is fairly close to what Lunarian society looks like.
Oh dear god, I didn't even realize when I was taking this.
OH FUCK! WE'RE IN THRESHOLD, YOU GUYS!
OH SHIT! IT'S 999 ALL OVER AGAIN!
Only two of those are true.
Our game is like a drug, and you're our user.
OUR PANTING NEEDS VOCALIZED SUBTITLES!
PLASTER THAT SHIT ON THE BOX!
Possible translation error.
Setsumasa means 'your death' in whatever language Amy speaks.
Shadow is disgusted by...whatever is posted above this.
Somebody DESIGNED Bats in the back.
Something something dildos.
SONIC ADVENTURE 1, BITCHES!
Sonic just ate a little birdie.
Tails realizes the mistakes being made.
Tails, you don't have enough sexual appeal to do what you're doing. Or ANY sexual appeal, really.
That explains why you don't play as him as much as the other characters.
"That's the level of trust he puts in me."
THE POWER OF HOVER BOOTS!!!
The president's high as balls.
The translation is WA-RU-I.
THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!!!
There's SOMETHING racist about this screenshot, I just know it.
There's SOMETHING sexual about this, I just know it.
They're looking at a PYRAMID.
"THIS COMPUTER SCREEN MUST DIE!"
This face is displaying, like, three emotions at once.
THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR YOUR ESCAPE!
To be swallowed up into Earth's mystical rectum?
Wait, what's that pink thing between her legs?
WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO PLAY SONIC ADVENTURE 2 AGAIN.
WE HAD AN ENTIRE CHAO DEPARTMENT!!
Well, isn't this the dumbest thing I've seen this cutscene.
What a strange name for a level.
What does this even mean?
What happened to the more sensible jungle base in Adventure 1?
What if you're Shadow Shadow?
What kind of newspaper is this?
What strange firmware updates.
What you're doing here CAN'T be innocent!
WHY ARE THERE TWO CHAOS!?
WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?
Why would anybody build that in a world where aliens aren't an established threat?
Yelling fixes everything. Serah Farron told me as much.
YOU BELONG HERE, YOU ABOMINATION!
You didn't hear a goddamn word she said, you selfish bastard, did you?
