Sonic running through Speed Highway
A coconut would be less of a hindrance.
After you've seen Ghost Gun.
Again, I will find a way.
Also, he wears sandals. Need I say more?
"Although I probably won't be able to, now, since I called you a guinea pig and everything."
An eclipse that somehow darkens the caption, too.
Ancient cultures were fucking metal.
As if Big's tale wasn't dumb enough already.
Big, contemplating modern art.
Can't advertise your SECRET base too much, can you?
Chao sure do love auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Did Eggman rent this whole room out just for one boss battle?
Didn't you hear his Kefka line two seconds ago?
Do any of the faces in this game look normal?
Dumb name from a dumber character.
Evidence that Big isn't the dumbest thing in this game.
FREE THOSE ANIMALS, DAMN IT!
Gamma suddenly going Kefka on Amy's ass.
Going Dhalsim on your ass.
HOW DOES AMY STRETCH LIKE THAT!?
I can't tell if this is a translation thing or a censorship thing.
I know somebody's going to use this as a comment on my blog at SOME point.
I now feel absolutely sad for you, Tikal.
I think this was an Invader Zim episode.
I thought it was to control the characters.
If Big and Gamme had a horrible baby.
I'll just let the story unfold from here.
I'm going to abuse the ever-loving crap out of this.
I'm gonna use the fuck out of this.
Is this a cruiseliner, too?
Keep in mind that his motivation is now to save them.
Keep in mind that this is in a casino.
Let's save this for the Sonic Shuffle blog.
No. None of them look normal.
Nope. There's no way this is going to make me hate your character more, Amy.
Nothing is true; everything is permitted.
Now you know who to b-WHO DID DUKE FUCKING NUKEM VOICE!?
Of course an Assassin would say that.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL!?
OH NO! A FACIAL ANIMATION!
Only now did I notice that this game is using the Resident Evil font.
Redundant speak...spoken redundantly.
She has to wear a life jacket every time she goes to the bathroom.
Somebody forgot to put the Sonic model in.
Somehow, this is the worst of them all.
Sonic Adventure in a nutshell.
Sonic and his feminine eyelashes disapprove of Tails' bullshit.
Sonic fucking LOVES topless beaches.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Surprisingly, he doesn't have a major role in a 3D game until the effing GameCube.
The Dark Knight Gesticulates.
The Knuckles Heat whatever cost him his soul.
Then you probably shouldn't have given us that other name.
This is how tall the characters are, just for reference.
Uh, I was trying to talk to this guy.
Wait, did I just capture a decent-looking facial expression by accident?
We ran out a couple of hours back.
What a horrible first memory.
WHAT A WEIRD DIRECTION FOR THE STORY.
What insurance company would believe you when you say that a turtle destroyed your car?
What's Eggman doing with something like this?
What's that frog thing in the back?
What's that glowing behind you?
Where are all the people?
Why are ALL his fingers guns?
WHY ARE YOU KILLING CHAO, SONIC ADVENTURE!?
WHY DID HE HAVE TO COME BACK!?
Why is she so clear against the background?
Why not just convert the current city into your dumb amusement park?
Yes, that IS a different model. No, I don't know why.
YOOHOO, THERE'S A GIANT BALL IN FRONT OF YOU.
You mean his fat wouldn't do just that?
A coconut would be less of a hindrance.
After you've seen Ghost Gun.
Again, I will find a way.
Also, he wears sandals. Need I say more?
"Although I probably won't be able to, now, since I called you a guinea pig and everything."
An eclipse that somehow darkens the caption, too.
Ancient cultures were fucking metal.
As if Big's tale wasn't dumb enough already.
Big, contemplating modern art.
Can't advertise your SECRET base too much, can you?
Chao sure do love auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Did Eggman rent this whole room out just for one boss battle?
Didn't you hear his Kefka line two seconds ago?
Do any of the faces in this game look normal?
Dumb name from a dumber character.
Evidence that Big isn't the dumbest thing in this game.
FREE THOSE ANIMALS, DAMN IT!
Gamma suddenly going Kefka on Amy's ass.
Going Dhalsim on your ass.
HOW DOES AMY STRETCH LIKE THAT!?
I can't tell if this is a translation thing or a censorship thing.
I know somebody's going to use this as a comment on my blog at SOME point.
I now feel absolutely sad for you, Tikal.
I think this was an Invader Zim episode.
I thought it was to control the characters.
If Big and Gamme had a horrible baby.
I'll just let the story unfold from here.
I'm going to abuse the ever-loving crap out of this.
I'm gonna use the fuck out of this.
Is this a cruiseliner, too?
Keep in mind that his motivation is now to save them.
Keep in mind that this is in a casino.
Let's save this for the Sonic Shuffle blog.
No. None of them look normal.
Nope. There's no way this is going to make me hate your character more, Amy.
Nothing is true; everything is permitted.
Now you know who to b-WHO DID DUKE FUCKING NUKEM VOICE!?
Of course an Assassin would say that.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL!?
OH NO! A FACIAL ANIMATION!
Only now did I notice that this game is using the Resident Evil font.
Redundant speak...spoken redundantly.
She has to wear a life jacket every time she goes to the bathroom.
Somebody forgot to put the Sonic model in.
Somehow, this is the worst of them all.
Sonic Adventure in a nutshell.
Sonic and his feminine eyelashes disapprove of Tails' bullshit.
Sonic fucking LOVES topless beaches.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Surprisingly, he doesn't have a major role in a 3D game until the effing GameCube.
The Dark Knight Gesticulates.
The Knuckles Heat whatever cost him his soul.
Then you probably shouldn't have given us that other name.
This is how tall the characters are, just for reference.
Uh, I was trying to talk to this guy.
Wait, did I just capture a decent-looking facial expression by accident?
We ran out a couple of hours back.
What a horrible first memory.
WHAT A WEIRD DIRECTION FOR THE STORY.
What insurance company would believe you when you say that a turtle destroyed your car?
What's Eggman doing with something like this?
What's that frog thing in the back?
What's that glowing behind you?
Where are all the people?
Why are ALL his fingers guns?
WHY ARE YOU KILLING CHAO, SONIC ADVENTURE!?
WHY DID HE HAVE TO COME BACK!?
Why is she so clear against the background?
Why not just convert the current city into your dumb amusement park?
Yes, that IS a different model. No, I don't know why.
YOOHOO, THERE'S A GIANT BALL IN FRONT OF YOU.
You mean his fat wouldn't do just that?
Sonic running through Speed Highway
A coconut would be less of a hindrance.
After you've seen Ghost Gun.
Again, I will find a way.
Also, he wears sandals. Need I say more?
"Although I probably won't be able to, now, since I called you a guinea pig and everything."
An eclipse that somehow darkens the caption, too.
Ancient cultures were fucking metal.
As if Big's tale wasn't dumb enough already.
Big, contemplating modern art.
Can't advertise your SECRET base too much, can you?
Chao sure do love auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Did Eggman rent this whole room out just for one boss battle?
Didn't you hear his Kefka line two seconds ago?
Do any of the faces in this game look normal?
Dumb name from a dumber character.
Evidence that Big isn't the dumbest thing in this game.
FREE THOSE ANIMALS, DAMN IT!
Gamma suddenly going Kefka on Amy's ass.
Going Dhalsim on your ass.
HOW DOES AMY STRETCH LIKE THAT!?
I can't tell if this is a translation thing or a censorship thing.
I know somebody's going to use this as a comment on my blog at SOME point.
I now feel absolutely sad for you, Tikal.
I think this was an Invader Zim episode.
I thought it was to control the characters.
If Big and Gamme had a horrible baby.
I'll just let the story unfold from here.
I'm going to abuse the ever-loving crap out of this.
I'm gonna use the fuck out of this.
Is this a cruiseliner, too?
Keep in mind that his motivation is now to save them.
Keep in mind that this is in a casino.
Let's save this for the Sonic Shuffle blog.
No. None of them look normal.
Nope. There's no way this is going to make me hate your character more, Amy.
Nothing is true; everything is permitted.
Now you know who to b-WHO DID DUKE FUCKING NUKEM VOICE!?
Of course an Assassin would say that.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL!?
OH NO! A FACIAL ANIMATION!
Only now did I notice that this game is using the Resident Evil font.
Redundant speak...spoken redundantly.
She has to wear a life jacket every time she goes to the bathroom.
Somebody forgot to put the Sonic model in.
Somehow, this is the worst of them all.
Sonic Adventure in a nutshell.
Sonic and his feminine eyelashes disapprove of Tails' bullshit.
Sonic fucking LOVES topless beaches.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Surprisingly, he doesn't have a major role in a 3D game until the effing GameCube.
The Dark Knight Gesticulates.
The Knuckles Heat whatever cost him his soul.
Then you probably shouldn't have given us that other name.
This is how tall the characters are, just for reference.
Uh, I was trying to talk to this guy.
Wait, did I just capture a decent-looking facial expression by accident?
We ran out a couple of hours back.
What a horrible first memory.
WHAT A WEIRD DIRECTION FOR THE STORY.
What insurance company would believe you when you say that a turtle destroyed your car?
What's Eggman doing with something like this?
What's that frog thing in the back?
What's that glowing behind you?
Where are all the people?
Why are ALL his fingers guns?
WHY ARE YOU KILLING CHAO, SONIC ADVENTURE!?
WHY DID HE HAVE TO COME BACK!?
Why is she so clear against the background?
Why not just convert the current city into your dumb amusement park?
Yes, that IS a different model. No, I don't know why.
YOOHOO, THERE'S A GIANT BALL IN FRONT OF YOU.
You mean his fat wouldn't do just that?
