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I needed a level-headed straight man, and this was close enough.
Not you, Insert Persona 3 Character Here!
So long as you have enough cabbage.
Presumably about toothbrush molestation.
The entire party's cheering like fucking crazy.
Now you know why Hisao's parents never showed up in Katawa Shoujo.
I WISH I HAD HISAO'S MOM.
She's confused about her own face.
Here's why I stopped playing the first time I tried this game.
I think you're reading from Chihiro's script, Yuriko.
And you are going to die soon, O Spawn of Satan Claus.
As if he wasn't creepy enough already.
For a second, there, it looked like I was fighting a Demon Pirate.
Because Shin Megami Tensei.
Somehow easier to handle than the actual Araragi.
Some creepy goddamn music starts playing here.
Pascal doesn't fuck around.
Neither does Demon Pascal.
Because Shin Megami Tensei. Again.
Why does this look familiar?
"I will never leave your side. Not ever."
"And then I shall become the REAL Chihiro!"
"Imagine that............................."
Why are her stats so awful for where I am?
Expect more Maoi heads from here on out.
This is what Japan thinks of you, America: loud as shit.
Long before Final Fantasy VII...
Don't you go Fragile Dreams on me!
I want this. I want all of this.
"Out of the way. Sun coming through."
"To destroy all mankind."
Oh god, just what the hell is this?
So Yuriko was bathing in soma earlier? I guess that makes sense?
The one time Cait Sith is actually useful.
The result is less than clothed.
If you play this game, prepare to hate this section A LOT.
How about we slowly back out of here right now?
This turns out to be all kinds of awesome.
A wild Chaos Hero appeared!
OK, there ARE several levels of awesome left unattended.
WHAT GAME IS THIS? THIS COULD NOT BE ATLUS-MADE.
Ovid never accounted for this.
"...When did I get such a bitching costume?..."
Chihiro? More like Alis Landale.
Chihiro? More like Alis Landale.
Good thing I'm controlling Chihiro. Otherwise, this could get all kinds of nasty.
The power of purple fart clouds!
"You know how hard it is to get Lasik after the world's been blowed up?"
And she's all kinds of horrifying.
"Because I came from the depths of Hell."
To be fair, this is the first time in the game she's even remotely unsettling or scary.
Hisao Nakai: making the ladies cry since....whenever the hell he was born.
Yea, why not just have him protecting her or whatever?
But I've lost Araragi already! That just leaves me with....she planned this, didn't she?
Just letting the cabbage dry.
Passed out in a mountain of cocaine.
Just like Persona, except not at all.
Yea, this isn't a slightly creepy picture or anything.
"I'm not going to join your party, but pester the shit out of you for the rest of the game."
THIS IS THE BEST SPELL OF EVER.
Doesn't say anything about keeping OUT.
Shin Megami Tensei: the game that lets you fight the America demon.
Well, this is certainly all kinds of badass.
She didn't survive 999, but somehow, Zero survived Shin Megami Tensei.
Man, screw the haters. Japan's awesome. No denying it.
"Turns out I actually serve a purpose beyond the first 10% of the game."
"Turns out I actually serve a purpose beyond the first 10% of the game."
Like TRL, except with a complex explanation.
Why does this game even have English text?
So this has officially become Nisemonogatari, right? I'm not hallucinating.
You know what I love? How he immediately greets me with "Yo".
This is the last time she's ever relevant.
"Somehow, I'm not dead. Somehow."
He looks like some combination of penis and video game character I can't quite remember.
This is Fabio, isn't it? I'm gonna be fighting Fabio.
Pretty fly for an arrhythimic guy.
KILL IT. KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS.
"Apparently, I represent the neutral path. Go figure."
I'm getting this fucking thing. I just have to.
Wait, it's a girl? What part of this is even remotely girl? (Those thighs, for one.)
In the left corner, we have badass outfit and superfluous character.
And in the right is the embodiment of religion. AAAAND fight!
Strangely enough, this is the one thing both sides agree on.
I think these are unique for each location. Not quite sure.
Like a strange combination of inebriation and bloodlust.
Not quite sure what the hell this is, but it's getting documented nonetheless.
A goat woman shaking her ass? I don't know.
"WHY CAN'T I HAVE A NORMAL FAMILY!?"
This is why you'd get the Sega CD version.
Roland Emmerich is calling his lawyers right now, probably.
Oh, I've got nothing. This is just a really good screenshot.
All I can say is "Hell yes".
Doesn't that go against chaos in a billion different ways?
Time to fight a thunder ghost!
Hisao Nakai is no human....uh....Ravana?
Now which alignment could THIS be?
I give him less than a minute.
Apparently, this guy represents the neutral path.
Let's kill the hell out of him.
Since when were B-movies a source of mythos?
Naked Owl Man has no time to waste with somebody like me.
What ever happened to that badass cape?
Nothing sexual about THIS.
I....I don't remember you.
Generic AND awesome. Yes, that IS possible.
Hooray! I get to murder the hell out of him!
"Man, was I a disappointing boss."
This plot twist would have more impact if it actually meant anything.
Instead, it went more like Adam and Lilith. You should have seen that coming.
"Oh, hey there, Random Old Guy from Out of Nowhere."
You're looking a lot like Pendragon, Fafnir.
Just as glorious as the 3D version.
This is where the bosses actually become somewhat challenging.
Actually, I can imagine Guile's theme fitting this quite well.
Come on, at least put some effort into it, like Araragi.
"I've already died. Now I just get to sleep."
This is essentially the final boss. Sort of. Not too imposing, is he?
Oh, if only he was the final boss. That would be kinda badass.
That flood didn't do a lot, did it?
This goes on for a while.
Usually, it's just the previous shot at a slightly different angle.
See? Not terribly different.
Wait, did somebody copy/paste that planet? You're getting lazy, God!
Or maybe it's just a really shitty motion blur effect.
Nothing is left in my wake.
My ending? Weird anime-ish flashbacks, I guess.
Do not disappoint me, forum users.
Which one of you was responsible for that crappy overworld map?
Like a PSA about demons instead of drugs.
"Remember me? Me neither."
You're not fooling anybody, Thanatos.
Yea, why not put somebody like him in a position of power? What's the worse that could happen?
I needed a level-headed straight man, and this was close enough.
Not you, Insert Persona 3 Character Here!
So long as you have enough cabbage.
Presumably about toothbrush molestation.
The entire party's cheering like fucking crazy.
Now you know why Hisao's parents never showed up in Katawa Shoujo.
I WISH I HAD HISAO'S MOM.
She's confused about her own face.
Here's why I stopped playing the first time I tried this game.
I think you're reading from Chihiro's script, Yuriko.
And you are going to die soon, O Spawn of Satan Claus.
As if he wasn't creepy enough already.
For a second, there, it looked like I was fighting a Demon Pirate.
Because Shin Megami Tensei.
Somehow easier to handle than the actual Araragi.
Some creepy goddamn music starts playing here.
Pascal doesn't fuck around.
Neither does Demon Pascal.
Because Shin Megami Tensei. Again.
Why does this look familiar?
"I will never leave your side. Not ever."
"And then I shall become the REAL Chihiro!"
"Imagine that............................."
Why are her stats so awful for where I am?
Expect more Maoi heads from here on out.
This is what Japan thinks of you, America: loud as shit.
Long before Final Fantasy VII...
Don't you go Fragile Dreams on me!
I want this. I want all of this.
"Out of the way. Sun coming through."
"To destroy all mankind."
Oh god, just what the hell is this?
So Yuriko was bathing in soma earlier? I guess that makes sense?
The one time Cait Sith is actually useful.
The result is less than clothed.
If you play this game, prepare to hate this section A LOT.
How about we slowly back out of here right now?
This turns out to be all kinds of awesome.
A wild Chaos Hero appeared!
OK, there ARE several levels of awesome left unattended.
WHAT GAME IS THIS? THIS COULD NOT BE ATLUS-MADE.
Ovid never accounted for this.
"...When did I get such a bitching costume?..."
Chihiro? More like Alis Landale.
Chihiro? More like Alis Landale.
Good thing I'm controlling Chihiro. Otherwise, this could get all kinds of nasty.
The power of purple fart clouds!
"You know how hard it is to get Lasik after the world's been blowed up?"
And she's all kinds of horrifying.
"Because I came from the depths of Hell."
To be fair, this is the first time in the game she's even remotely unsettling or scary.
Hisao Nakai: making the ladies cry since....whenever the hell he was born.
Yea, why not just have him protecting her or whatever?
But I've lost Araragi already! That just leaves me with....she planned this, didn't she?
Just letting the cabbage dry.
Passed out in a mountain of cocaine.
Just like Persona, except not at all.
Yea, this isn't a slightly creepy picture or anything.
"I'm not going to join your party, but pester the shit out of you for the rest of the game."
THIS IS THE BEST SPELL OF EVER.
Doesn't say anything about keeping OUT.
Shin Megami Tensei: the game that lets you fight the America demon.
Well, this is certainly all kinds of badass.
She didn't survive 999, but somehow, Zero survived Shin Megami Tensei.
Man, screw the haters. Japan's awesome. No denying it.
"Turns out I actually serve a purpose beyond the first 10% of the game."
"Turns out I actually serve a purpose beyond the first 10% of the game."
Like TRL, except with a complex explanation.
Why does this game even have English text?
So this has officially become Nisemonogatari, right? I'm not hallucinating.
You know what I love? How he immediately greets me with "Yo".
This is the last time she's ever relevant.
"Somehow, I'm not dead. Somehow."
He looks like some combination of penis and video game character I can't quite remember.
This is Fabio, isn't it? I'm gonna be fighting Fabio.
Pretty fly for an arrhythimic guy.
KILL IT. KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS.
"Apparently, I represent the neutral path. Go figure."
I'm getting this fucking thing. I just have to.
Wait, it's a girl? What part of this is even remotely girl? (Those thighs, for one.)
In the left corner, we have badass outfit and superfluous character.
And in the right is the embodiment of religion. AAAAND fight!
Strangely enough, this is the one thing both sides agree on.
I think these are unique for each location. Not quite sure.
Like a strange combination of inebriation and bloodlust.
Not quite sure what the hell this is, but it's getting documented nonetheless.
A goat woman shaking her ass? I don't know.
"WHY CAN'T I HAVE A NORMAL FAMILY!?"
This is why you'd get the Sega CD version.
Roland Emmerich is calling his lawyers right now, probably.
Oh, I've got nothing. This is just a really good screenshot.
All I can say is "Hell yes".
Doesn't that go against chaos in a billion different ways?
Time to fight a thunder ghost!
Hisao Nakai is no human....uh....Ravana?
Now which alignment could THIS be?
I give him less than a minute.
Apparently, this guy represents the neutral path.
Let's kill the hell out of him.
Since when were B-movies a source of mythos?
Naked Owl Man has no time to waste with somebody like me.
What ever happened to that badass cape?
Nothing sexual about THIS.
I....I don't remember you.
Generic AND awesome. Yes, that IS possible.
Hooray! I get to murder the hell out of him!
"Man, was I a disappointing boss."
This plot twist would have more impact if it actually meant anything.
Instead, it went more like Adam and Lilith. You should have seen that coming.
"Oh, hey there, Random Old Guy from Out of Nowhere."
You're looking a lot like Pendragon, Fafnir.
Just as glorious as the 3D version.
This is where the bosses actually become somewhat challenging.
Actually, I can imagine Guile's theme fitting this quite well.
Come on, at least put some effort into it, like Araragi.
"I've already died. Now I just get to sleep."
This is essentially the final boss. Sort of. Not too imposing, is he?
Oh, if only he was the final boss. That would be kinda badass.
That flood didn't do a lot, did it?
This goes on for a while.
Usually, it's just the previous shot at a slightly different angle.
See? Not terribly different.
Wait, did somebody copy/paste that planet? You're getting lazy, God!
Or maybe it's just a really shitty motion blur effect.
Nothing is left in my wake.
My ending? Weird anime-ish flashbacks, I guess.
Do not disappoint me, forum users.
Which one of you was responsible for that crappy overworld map?
Like a PSA about demons instead of drugs.
"Remember me? Me neither."
You're not fooling anybody, Thanatos.
Yea, why not put somebody like him in a position of power? What's the worse that could happen?
I needed a level-headed straight man, and this was close enough.
Not you, Insert Persona 3 Character Here!
So long as you have enough cabbage.
Presumably about toothbrush molestation.
The entire party's cheering like fucking crazy.
Now you know why Hisao's parents never showed up in Katawa Shoujo.
I WISH I HAD HISAO'S MOM.
She's confused about her own face.
Here's why I stopped playing the first time I tried this game.
I think you're reading from Chihiro's script, Yuriko.
And you are going to die soon, O Spawn of Satan Claus.
As if he wasn't creepy enough already.
For a second, there, it looked like I was fighting a Demon Pirate.
Because Shin Megami Tensei.
Somehow easier to handle than the actual Araragi.
Some creepy goddamn music starts playing here.
Pascal doesn't fuck around.
Neither does Demon Pascal.
Because Shin Megami Tensei. Again.
Why does this look familiar?
"I will never leave your side. Not ever."
"And then I shall become the REAL Chihiro!"
"Imagine that............................."
Why are her stats so awful for where I am?
Expect more Maoi heads from here on out.
This is what Japan thinks of you, America: loud as shit.
Long before Final Fantasy VII...
Don't you go Fragile Dreams on me!
I want this. I want all of this.
"Out of the way. Sun coming through."
"To destroy all mankind."
Oh god, just what the hell is this?
So Yuriko was bathing in soma earlier? I guess that makes sense?
The one time Cait Sith is actually useful.
The result is less than clothed.
If you play this game, prepare to hate this section A LOT.
How about we slowly back out of here right now?
This turns out to be all kinds of awesome.
A wild Chaos Hero appeared!
OK, there ARE several levels of awesome left unattended.
WHAT GAME IS THIS? THIS COULD NOT BE ATLUS-MADE.
Ovid never accounted for this.
"...When did I get such a bitching costume?..."
Chihiro? More like Alis Landale.
Chihiro? More like Alis Landale.
Good thing I'm controlling Chihiro. Otherwise, this could get all kinds of nasty.
The power of purple fart clouds!
"You know how hard it is to get Lasik after the world's been blowed up?"
And she's all kinds of horrifying.
"Because I came from the depths of Hell."
To be fair, this is the first time in the game she's even remotely unsettling or scary.
Hisao Nakai: making the ladies cry since....whenever the hell he was born.
Yea, why not just have him protecting her or whatever?
But I've lost Araragi already! That just leaves me with....she planned this, didn't she?
Just letting the cabbage dry.
Passed out in a mountain of cocaine.
Just like Persona, except not at all.
Yea, this isn't a slightly creepy picture or anything.
"I'm not going to join your party, but pester the shit out of you for the rest of the game."
THIS IS THE BEST SPELL OF EVER.
Doesn't say anything about keeping OUT.
Shin Megami Tensei: the game that lets you fight the America demon.
Well, this is certainly all kinds of badass.
She didn't survive 999, but somehow, Zero survived Shin Megami Tensei.
Man, screw the haters. Japan's awesome. No denying it.
"Turns out I actually serve a purpose beyond the first 10% of the game."
"Turns out I actually serve a purpose beyond the first 10% of the game."
Like TRL, except with a complex explanation.
Why does this game even have English text?
So this has officially become Nisemonogatari, right? I'm not hallucinating.
You know what I love? How he immediately greets me with "Yo".
This is the last time she's ever relevant.
"Somehow, I'm not dead. Somehow."
He looks like some combination of penis and video game character I can't quite remember.
This is Fabio, isn't it? I'm gonna be fighting Fabio.
Pretty fly for an arrhythimic guy.
KILL IT. KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS.
"Apparently, I represent the neutral path. Go figure."
I'm getting this fucking thing. I just have to.
Wait, it's a girl? What part of this is even remotely girl? (Those thighs, for one.)
In the left corner, we have badass outfit and superfluous character.
And in the right is the embodiment of religion. AAAAND fight!
Strangely enough, this is the one thing both sides agree on.
I think these are unique for each location. Not quite sure.
Like a strange combination of inebriation and bloodlust.
Not quite sure what the hell this is, but it's getting documented nonetheless.
A goat woman shaking her ass? I don't know.
"WHY CAN'T I HAVE A NORMAL FAMILY!?"
This is why you'd get the Sega CD version.
Roland Emmerich is calling his lawyers right now, probably.
Oh, I've got nothing. This is just a really good screenshot.
All I can say is "Hell yes".
Doesn't that go against chaos in a billion different ways?
Time to fight a thunder ghost!
Hisao Nakai is no human....uh....Ravana?
Now which alignment could THIS be?
I give him less than a minute.
Apparently, this guy represents the neutral path.
Let's kill the hell out of him.
Since when were B-movies a source of mythos?
Naked Owl Man has no time to waste with somebody like me.
What ever happened to that badass cape?
Nothing sexual about THIS.
I....I don't remember you.
Generic AND awesome. Yes, that IS possible.
Hooray! I get to murder the hell out of him!
"Man, was I a disappointing boss."
This plot twist would have more impact if it actually meant anything.
Instead, it went more like Adam and Lilith. You should have seen that coming.
"Oh, hey there, Random Old Guy from Out of Nowhere."
You're looking a lot like Pendragon, Fafnir.
Just as glorious as the 3D version.
This is where the bosses actually become somewhat challenging.
Actually, I can imagine Guile's theme fitting this quite well.
Come on, at least put some effort into it, like Araragi.
"I've already died. Now I just get to sleep."
This is essentially the final boss. Sort of. Not too imposing, is he?
Oh, if only he was the final boss. That would be kinda badass.
That flood didn't do a lot, did it?
This goes on for a while.
Usually, it's just the previous shot at a slightly different angle.
See? Not terribly different.
Wait, did somebody copy/paste that planet? You're getting lazy, God!
Or maybe it's just a really shitty motion blur effect.
Nothing is left in my wake.
My ending? Weird anime-ish flashbacks, I guess.
Do not disappoint me, forum users.
Which one of you was responsible for that crappy overworld map?
Like a PSA about demons instead of drugs.
"Remember me? Me neither."
You're not fooling anybody, Thanatos.
Yea, why not put somebody like him in a position of power? What's the worse that could happen?
