Are you sure you want to be in this game?
Let's not and say we did!
As close to an opening as you'll get.
Because there was a movie called Cool Runnings. Do you get it?
Don't point out Punky's stutter.
Exactly how I want to spend a Sunday afternoon.
I'll stop Punky Skunk at all costs!
Is that a reference to something or is it just stupid?
Japanese out of absolutely nowhere.
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FACE!
No no no. You don't get to break the fourth wall.
No, I'd say the translation's kinda bad.
Surprisingly, he isn't the ball, and I don't know why the ball would explode in the first place.
That's too stupid to be a pun.
These controls make no sense.
Two cliches for the price of one!
What the hell is up with this island?
What's that monkey doing up there?
Why THAT face, of all faces?
Why would you ever bother spelling that out?
Yes, this IS the dumbest Tomb Raider pun you'll ever see.
Are you sure you want to be in this game?
Let's not and say we did!
As close to an opening as you'll get.
Because there was a movie called Cool Runnings. Do you get it?
Don't point out Punky's stutter.
Exactly how I want to spend a Sunday afternoon.
I'll stop Punky Skunk at all costs!
Is that a reference to something or is it just stupid?
Japanese out of absolutely nowhere.
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FACE!
No no no. You don't get to break the fourth wall.
No, I'd say the translation's kinda bad.
Surprisingly, he isn't the ball, and I don't know why the ball would explode in the first place.
That's too stupid to be a pun.
These controls make no sense.
Two cliches for the price of one!
What the hell is up with this island?
What's that monkey doing up there?
Why THAT face, of all faces?
Why would you ever bother spelling that out?
Yes, this IS the dumbest Tomb Raider pun you'll ever see.
