[Text unreadable] was actually written there.
As much warning as you're gonna get.
Because what good could ever come from the premise?
Clothing stains: your number one worry when CRAFTING EXPLOSIVES.
Coming to a perfume store near you!
DO YOU GET HOW DEHUMANIZING THIS LANGUAGE IS??
Every video game sequel ever.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking arachnophobes everywhere.
HE IS GOING TO BETRAY ME AGAIN.
HE'S THE GUY WHO ATE THE SPIDERS OR SOME SHIT!
I MIGHT find a way to use this.
I'd rather die TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT!
I'm totally spelling it that way, now.
Is there even a video game joke I can make here?
It is a phrase rather similar to a Steve Burnside: needlessly idiotic.
It's almost Meno's Paradox.
LET'S ALL SING THE SYMBOLISM SONG, KIDS!
Maybe I should start taking actual gameplay screenshots.
Millenia are reasonable measures of time, right?
NO MAN SHOULD GO WITHOUT FLUTTERSHY MEAT!
None of this makes any real sense.
Nope, that's not a haiku.
Nothing lays eggs that big, so let me immediately try to deduce what could lay eggs this big.
Oddly enough, dynamite won't solve this.
One of the few reasons why I don't like this character.
Quite logical, Niklas! You have earned a pay raise, good sir!
That's only because it doesn't.
THIS IS A NATURAL PART OF THE GAME AND NOT A TRANSPARENT HINT WE'RE GIVING YOU, THE PLAYER PERSON!
This isn't Japanese; you can't just turn nouns into adjectives all willy-nilly.
This isn't scary or otherworldly; it's just poor game design.
THIS JOKE IS TOO GODDAMN EASY.
Turns out those mushrooms WEREN'T edible.
Unfortunately, I am NOT pointing to the typo in this.
What is up with her face!?
What the fuck is this shit?
WHO ENDS A GAME LIKE THIS!?
DO YOU GET HOW DEHUMANIZING THIS LANGUAGE IS??
Every video game sequel ever.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking arachnophobes everywhere.
HE IS GOING TO BETRAY ME AGAIN.
HE'S THE GUY WHO ATE THE SPIDERS OR SOME SHIT!
I MIGHT find a way to use this.
I'd rather die TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT!
I'm totally spelling it that way, now.
Is there even a video game joke I can make here?
It is a phrase rather similar to a Steve Burnside: needlessly idiotic.
It's almost Meno's Paradox.
LET'S ALL SING THE SYMBOLISM SONG, KIDS!
Maybe I should start taking actual gameplay screenshots.
Millenia are reasonable measures of time, right?
NO MAN SHOULD GO WITHOUT FLUTTERSHY MEAT!
None of this makes any real sense.
Nope, that's not a haiku.
Nothing lays eggs that big, so let me immediately try to deduce what could lay eggs this big.
Oddly enough, dynamite won't solve this.
One of the few reasons why I don't like this character.
Quite logical, Niklas! You have earned a pay raise, good sir!
That's only because it doesn't.
THIS IS A NATURAL PART OF THE GAME AND NOT A TRANSPARENT HINT WE'RE GIVING YOU, THE PLAYER PERSON!
This isn't Japanese; you can't just turn nouns into adjectives all willy-nilly.
This isn't scary or otherworldly; it's just poor game design.
THIS JOKE IS TOO GODDAMN EASY.
Turns out those mushrooms WEREN'T edible.
Unfortunately, I am NOT pointing to the typo in this.
What is up with her face!?
What the fuck is this shit?
WHO ENDS A GAME LIKE THIS!?
DO YOU GET HOW DEHUMANIZING THIS LANGUAGE IS??
Every video game sequel ever.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking arachnophobes everywhere.
HE IS GOING TO BETRAY ME AGAIN.
HE'S THE GUY WHO ATE THE SPIDERS OR SOME SHIT!
I MIGHT find a way to use this.
I'd rather die TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT!
I'm totally spelling it that way, now.
Is there even a video game joke I can make here?
It is a phrase rather similar to a Steve Burnside: needlessly idiotic.
It's almost Meno's Paradox.
LET'S ALL SING THE SYMBOLISM SONG, KIDS!
Maybe I should start taking actual gameplay screenshots.
Millenia are reasonable measures of time, right?
NO MAN SHOULD GO WITHOUT FLUTTERSHY MEAT!
None of this makes any real sense.
Nope, that's not a haiku.
Nothing lays eggs that big, so let me immediately try to deduce what could lay eggs this big.
Oddly enough, dynamite won't solve this.
One of the few reasons why I don't like this character.
Quite logical, Niklas! You have earned a pay raise, good sir!
That's only because it doesn't.
THIS IS A NATURAL PART OF THE GAME AND NOT A TRANSPARENT HINT WE'RE GIVING YOU, THE PLAYER PERSON!
This isn't Japanese; you can't just turn nouns into adjectives all willy-nilly.
This isn't scary or otherworldly; it's just poor game design.
THIS JOKE IS TOO GODDAMN EASY.
Turns out those mushrooms WEREN'T edible.
Unfortunately, I am NOT pointing to the typo in this.
What is up with her face!?
What the fuck is this shit?
WHO ENDS A GAME LIKE THIS!?
