This isn't SUPPOSED to be scary, you know.
Anime Assassin's Creed.....fucking make it happen.
I'm not sure if this is sexism or just really lazy graphic design.
Never was there a scarier Kirby villain.
It's really the face that completes it for me.
I'm gonna grow to love that face.
When did Death Note become a fairy tale?
"Now it's time for you to figure out just what the hell I am."
In a way, it's better that the speech bubble is clearly misaligned.
"These EULAs just get longer and longer."
Makes just as much sense in the source material.
He's not very funny, just so you know.
Is his catchphrase silence? And more importantly, is he binding his feet?
This is the same fucking lesson he gives even if you go through the tutorial.
I guess? Looks dumb, really.
I think this is where Strennup lives, because OF COURSE HE WOULD LIVE HERE.
I have no idea what that means (but fortunately, not in a Planet Laika way).
Reac-wait, what's up with that teddy bear? Why is it scarier than this game's premise?
Let the darkness consume you.
"Thanks for helping me with my insomnia. Here's a strudel recipe."
What does this fucking say?
Given how little there is in this town, I can't say I find that surprising.
Show me your tits! Or don't, since I guess it's winter. Or isn't. Is this gonna be an oobleck thing?
"Poch, did you fart again?" "Oh, come on. You know girls don't do that."
What is this fucking thing.
Oh, I'm gonna get a lot of use out of this.
"You're never gonna be the Napple Rapping Queen at this rate."
"Who's the asshole who said I should play this to boost my Japanese reading comprehension?"
"Come back later when I'm not dying."
"I sure am pleased about that grim reminder of mortality."
I'll let you figure it out.
On this specific spot. Fairy poverty is a big problem in Napple Town.
Something Ghibli this way comes.
I hope that's a generic "おばあさん". For her sake.
It's the reason you shouldn't be wearing that outfit, boy.
Even though the window's been closed this whole time?
"Thank you for most likely breaking into our house and leaving this anonymous love letter." Prick.
It's hard to tell if that's a killer's face. Not one to take chances, I immediately haul ass.
IF ONLY I WAS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO USE THIS.
FEEL THE POWER OF THE MOSQUITO!
Absolutely goddamn anime.
You'd think among an all-female development team, at least one person could design a good costume.
"Have you been vomiting your guts out behind our backs?"
Not as bad as the music that's playing in this scene.
"無視。 I ain't got time for your sissy problems."
Oh, so you're THAT Alice. Glad to see you've gone from kinda whiny to permanently sleepy.
たち!? I do not remember multiple ウサギ hopping about that book.
Is Strennup thinking of taking her out on a date? I don't like where this is going, Creepo.
"You think I could come?" "I dunno. We prefer our guests to wear not-so-ridiculous costumes."
Her bovine side is shining through.
What the fuck is that thing?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?
Futon World? Are you fucking serious?
I don't remember too many pirate bunnies in Alice in Wonderland. Get on fixing that, Lewis Carroll.
You're not a Jedi, Strennup. That's not gonna work.
I'd get a lot of use out of this if the Japanese speakers on this site were in the double digits.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................
"If I'm dead, why am I scared for my life?"
Where to begin? The cello motif, the dead, bulging eyes, the braided beard?
I feel I should mention that these kids are spazzing the fuck out in this scene.
Yes, that IS a scary piano.
You have the strangest catch phrases ever, Strennup.
".......What?" "It makes sense, alright?"
Even if I COULD reach her, I don't think I'd be able to help. I don't think anyone would.
Not a lot of people want to see such sheer awesomeness.
I think this means the levels are in the past? I can't tell if that's weird or I'm an idiot.
For some reason, saying this makes her feel like the fucking shit.
"There's also violins, or whatever I'm carrying. Felt that spoke for itself."
"YOUR SCREAMS MEAN NOTHING TO ME, CHILDREN. YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD, AND SO IS YOUR GOD."
All I got out of this was "Heart Explosion". All girl metal band ahoy!
This can go in, like, a million horrible directions.
I thought I was past knowing the words and grammar in the sentence but not knowing what it's saying.
Hayao Miyazaka must've gotten a fat check from this level alone.
"I am the power of a thousand suns. *tee hee*"
DON'T YOU DARE FUCK WITH RALPH.
"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY ALL SEEING BLIND GAZE. NONE CAN ESCAPE."
13 Ice was a BOOK STORE this WHOLE TIME? My world will never be the same again.
I'm just as confused as you are.
She can part the seas, she can cause them to defy gravity, but she can't hide the skybox.
YES, I WOULD ENJOY A TACO RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
Strennup, you Photobombing ass.
Let's hope I get to use this, somehow.
OH SHIT. PROTO-CHICKENHEAD, YOU GUYS. HAUL ASS OUT OF THIS SCREENSHOT QUICK.
I know every word in this sentence, and I'm still confused. Fucking fuck.
So Napple Tale is essentially an inside-out Final Fantasy X? OK, I'll take that.
NOPE, THAT'S TOTALLY A MILK BAR AND NOT AN ALCOHOL BAR SHADILY PAINTED OVER OR ANYTHING.
Indeed, girl with the mushroom dress and the weird, never explained bulb.
Who decided to plagiarize Super Mario Sunshine two years before its release?
What a weird verbal tic from an already strange character.
So I guess this summer level is just a bunch of throwbacks to Mario games?
"YEA! YOU BROUGHT THE SUMMER BACK!"
How many times am I gonna say "what"? Too many? Alright.
The power of mediocre 90s anime!
"Stop doing whatever the fuck you're doing. You're in my restaurant."
His mouth flaps open like crazy during this screenshot.
I can't tell if he's high, a pervert, or an idiot. How about all of them?
I'd say "the face of dignity", but, well, clitoris nose and all.
For a second, I thought he was talking about heroin.
"You mean it was Halloween and not heroin? :'(."
Like the Wailing Wall if it had chronic back pain and was also a well.
"Seriously? The hell were you expecting the thing to be filled with?"
Gotta admit: I'm not a fan of the opera yawning here, either.
OH HELL YES. (Except not, because this section isn't that good.)
"Say something of substance before I walk out of here like a pimp." (He actually does that.)
"Can't see a fucking thing. Makes it hard to do this accounting business."
"Damn it! That's the fifth one this week! When's that Little Manet gonna get computers up in here?"
Shouting text doesn't make it any easier to understand, assholes.
Whispy Woods via a series of horrible electric shocks.
Just when you thought it couldn't get more unsettling...
I think this guy's being an asshole?
"....was murdered by the Pumpkin Head Gang. They are still searching for the rest of the body."
OH, I get it. This is supposed to be Poach's (or whatever I called her) tree of life. I think?
Your sad face looks a lot better. Just saying.
YOU CHEATED ME OUT OF WHATEVER THE HELL THIS THING IS, GAME. I CAN'T EVEN YOUTUBE THIS SHIT.
Yes, Poach (or Pote, I can't tell), sentimental is a word.
"Senti...m...ental? What kind of nonsense word is that?"
I'm getting a LOT of use out of this one.
Well, I know what I'M ignoring for the rest of the game.
"People gathering in an empty room? HOW BOORISH AND RUDE!"
Oh, hell. Probably shouldn't have said that. You know she's gonna kill at least three people with it
Fuck it; I'm translating that as boy toy. The whole sentence. Boy toy.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT. NOBODY WANTS TO DO THAT.
If only Resident Evil could be this terrifying.
Something stupid this way comes. Maybe a touch Shining Force or Panzer Dragoon or just plain Sega.
Wait, this demon thing's inside her? How...terrifying. (Also, where are the Asian clocks?)
"Strennup made things super awkward by asking me out on a date."
I like to imagine her flapping her hands for reasons that escape me.
"Are you sure?" "Look, just do this for me, alright? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity."
He's floundering like crazy in this scene for no readily discernible reason.
"Now say it with me: Weeaboos always pronounce the su."
Yea, that's my reaction, too.
It was at this point I realized that this girl has to starch and gel her hair like fucking crazy.
Somehow, I have my doubts.
"Who replaced my mustache with this clip-on shit?"
Come on, Japan. You can't just put the J in there like that, you sillies.
What was he hoping to accomplish with that? Enough mosquitos to last him the whole winter?
The strangest name for a video game ever.
"But I thought they came from the butt." "Trust me, girl: nothing good ever comes from the butt."
That's the Dreamcast for you. I think.
Sounds like anybody in the history of ever.
FUCKING WHAT, YOU GODDAMN PSYCHOPATH!?
Notice how the clown character isn't with her. NOW who is she talking about?
When did Napple Tale become so Psychonauts? Is the Milk Man gonna make a cameo appearance?
Look those words up to appreciate the what-the-fuck reaction they gave me.
I'd use this if you guys knew what it meant.
No, seriously, what the hell's going on? I haven't the foggiest.
Still not much of a clue.
Suprisingly, this only appears in one video game title, as far as I can tell.
OH, I get it. He's an angel of death that visits you when your final hour is near.
And I have to climb all that. Joy.
Remember: all-woman dev team.
Somebody's already jerking off to it.
I come back a day later to THIS?
Oh god, what the hell is this? Have I embued Poach (or Pote; whatever) with the power of darkness?
No; I've given her something far worse.
What better way to signal the return of life than the slow transformation into a symbol of death?
Have fun with your diabetes, Frog Car.
What the hell happened to the text? Did somebody dump it into a vat of napalm?
What kind of existential nightmare have you been living in up til now?
FUCKING LEAVE. LEAVE BEFORE NAPPLE TIME.
Well, except for that guy in the back. You know the one.
A photo for our journey. This oughta be a concept page.
An illusion that is identical to a previous illusion. Not a good illusion, then.
Still getting some vague Psychonauts vibes outta this.
"That doesn't explain the lip stick." "I was getting to that."
Wait, why'd I pick this one? It's not insulting in the slightest. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!?
That's not your catchphrase.
"Nope, still not impressed, Strennup." "And I'd spent so long working on this damn routine."
Uh, Pote, you may want to watch out for the baseball-bat-wielding weirdo to your right...
Are those clown skeletons?
I guess? Makes as much sense as anything else in this game.
Wasn't this a Mario Party mini-game? Does this mean I don't get any coins?
Oh, shit. Has Pierro been stalking us? Or is this even more sinister than that?
Time to invade his privacy! Or our privacy, because it's hard to tell at this point!
When did things become so Shin Megami Tensei?
"No, like this." "Oh, I'll never get the hang of it!"
"It smells like cheap cologne and back-of-the-bar sex."
If this appeared in Planet Laika, I'd be saying "I'll say!"
HE IS TAKING PICTURES OF HER WHILE SHE SLEEPS. WHAT DID THIS BECOME!?
And that's how I learned the Japanese word for burglar.
I'd make a Persona reference, but Wild Card and all...
"Let everything vanish into the sweet fog of illusion."
"That's right. You have a last name, and I knew this entire time."
STRENNUP, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR MISOGYNIST CATCH PHRASES!
Because you're gonna die.
What about these guys could possibly be associated with love?
Yea, that's about the word I'd use for these fuckers.
Game of the year if I can run around and smash the sand buildings.
"So this is what death is like. It's truly beautiful."
Especially when it happens to whatever the fuck this is.
Pote just flaps in place like an idiot while Strennup practices a firm handshake.
I'm getting them all, guys. Every last one of them. (I'm also getting Adachi vibes from this one.)
I originally took this picture just for the pose, but daaaaaaaayumn.
Just wait until this peaks up at you on the forums. Just you fucking wait.
Is this a dance club remix of Pink Elephants? Certainly wasn't expecting that out of Pierro.
With a healthy does of Shin Megami Tensei and maybe Xenoblade, because why not?
"I'm calling bullshit on this one. What kind of person would worship a clown like Pierro?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kBqP06eDRY
It doesn't get much better, folks.
"Is THAT the final boss? The fuck were these people smoking?"
"You cannot avoid Death. To live is to die; they are one in the same..."
"Seriously? A Persona 3 parody? This guy has to learn when to just let go."
Thanks for the doubt, dick.
And then she just walks away from it all.
"......What's that slowly running down my back?"
Who knew that Pierro could be scarier? Or that he was real?
She just saw this screenshot.
OK, so I guess we've moved on from Ghibli and on to Madhouse.
"GET IN LINE, BITCHES. I'M TAKING CREDIT FOR ALL THIS."
Now you know who to thank.
Really? That's what they're calling them? Fucking lame, man.
Kenji snuck onto the development team because of some hare-brained plan about feminists.
Which one of you was responsible for these fucking things?
Maybe it was Hikaru here. Who can say?
Now who's responsible for the pumpkin children?
It's amazing that I can't identify any of these songs based on what I heard of them.
ALL WOMAN'S DEVELOPMENT TEAM, YOU SAY!?
Oh, he didn't play an instrument. The music division's just full of assholes.
Not that they had anything to do with the game's development.
So unimportant that they couldn't even bother explaining their relation with Sato Shouki.
"I didn't forget about you. I saved you just. For. Last."
So Katawa Shoujo's a sequel to Napple Tale? Well, it is now.
I have no idea what this cat's doing here. It was never once relevant to the game.
This isn't SUPPOSED to be scary, you know.
Anime Assassin's Creed.....fucking make it happen.
I'm not sure if this is sexism or just really lazy graphic design.
Never was there a scarier Kirby villain.
It's really the face that completes it for me.
I'm gonna grow to love that face.
When did Death Note become a fairy tale?
"Now it's time for you to figure out just what the hell I am."
In a way, it's better that the speech bubble is clearly misaligned.
"These EULAs just get longer and longer."
Makes just as much sense in the source material.
He's not very funny, just so you know.
Is his catchphrase silence? And more importantly, is he binding his feet?
This is the same fucking lesson he gives even if you go through the tutorial.
I guess? Looks dumb, really.
I think this is where Strennup lives, because OF COURSE HE WOULD LIVE HERE.
I have no idea what that means (but fortunately, not in a Planet Laika way).
Reac-wait, what's up with that teddy bear? Why is it scarier than this game's premise?
Let the darkness consume you.
"Thanks for helping me with my insomnia. Here's a strudel recipe."
What does this fucking say?
Given how little there is in this town, I can't say I find that surprising.
Show me your tits! Or don't, since I guess it's winter. Or isn't. Is this gonna be an oobleck thing?
"Poch, did you fart again?" "Oh, come on. You know girls don't do that."
What is this fucking thing.
Oh, I'm gonna get a lot of use out of this.
"You're never gonna be the Napple Rapping Queen at this rate."
"Who's the asshole who said I should play this to boost my Japanese reading comprehension?"
"Come back later when I'm not dying."
"I sure am pleased about that grim reminder of mortality."
I'll let you figure it out.
On this specific spot. Fairy poverty is a big problem in Napple Town.
Something Ghibli this way comes.
I hope that's a generic "おばあさん". For her sake.
It's the reason you shouldn't be wearing that outfit, boy.
Even though the window's been closed this whole time?
"Thank you for most likely breaking into our house and leaving this anonymous love letter." Prick.
It's hard to tell if that's a killer's face. Not one to take chances, I immediately haul ass.
IF ONLY I WAS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO USE THIS.
FEEL THE POWER OF THE MOSQUITO!
Absolutely goddamn anime.
You'd think among an all-female development team, at least one person could design a good costume.
"Have you been vomiting your guts out behind our backs?"
Not as bad as the music that's playing in this scene.
"無視。 I ain't got time for your sissy problems."
Oh, so you're THAT Alice. Glad to see you've gone from kinda whiny to permanently sleepy.
たち!? I do not remember multiple ウサギ hopping about that book.
Is Strennup thinking of taking her out on a date? I don't like where this is going, Creepo.
"You think I could come?" "I dunno. We prefer our guests to wear not-so-ridiculous costumes."
Her bovine side is shining through.
What the fuck is that thing?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?
Futon World? Are you fucking serious?
I don't remember too many pirate bunnies in Alice in Wonderland. Get on fixing that, Lewis Carroll.
You're not a Jedi, Strennup. That's not gonna work.
I'd get a lot of use out of this if the Japanese speakers on this site were in the double digits.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................
"If I'm dead, why am I scared for my life?"
Where to begin? The cello motif, the dead, bulging eyes, the braided beard?
I feel I should mention that these kids are spazzing the fuck out in this scene.
Yes, that IS a scary piano.
You have the strangest catch phrases ever, Strennup.
".......What?" "It makes sense, alright?"
Even if I COULD reach her, I don't think I'd be able to help. I don't think anyone would.
Not a lot of people want to see such sheer awesomeness.
I think this means the levels are in the past? I can't tell if that's weird or I'm an idiot.
For some reason, saying this makes her feel like the fucking shit.
"There's also violins, or whatever I'm carrying. Felt that spoke for itself."
"YOUR SCREAMS MEAN NOTHING TO ME, CHILDREN. YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD, AND SO IS YOUR GOD."
All I got out of this was "Heart Explosion". All girl metal band ahoy!
This can go in, like, a million horrible directions.
I thought I was past knowing the words and grammar in the sentence but not knowing what it's saying.
Hayao Miyazaka must've gotten a fat check from this level alone.
"I am the power of a thousand suns. *tee hee*"
DON'T YOU DARE FUCK WITH RALPH.
"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY ALL SEEING BLIND GAZE. NONE CAN ESCAPE."
13 Ice was a BOOK STORE this WHOLE TIME? My world will never be the same again.
I'm just as confused as you are.
She can part the seas, she can cause them to defy gravity, but she can't hide the skybox.
YES, I WOULD ENJOY A TACO RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
Strennup, you Photobombing ass.
Let's hope I get to use this, somehow.
OH SHIT. PROTO-CHICKENHEAD, YOU GUYS. HAUL ASS OUT OF THIS SCREENSHOT QUICK.
I know every word in this sentence, and I'm still confused. Fucking fuck.
So Napple Tale is essentially an inside-out Final Fantasy X? OK, I'll take that.
NOPE, THAT'S TOTALLY A MILK BAR AND NOT AN ALCOHOL BAR SHADILY PAINTED OVER OR ANYTHING.
Indeed, girl with the mushroom dress and the weird, never explained bulb.
Who decided to plagiarize Super Mario Sunshine two years before its release?
What a weird verbal tic from an already strange character.
So I guess this summer level is just a bunch of throwbacks to Mario games?
"YEA! YOU BROUGHT THE SUMMER BACK!"
How many times am I gonna say "what"? Too many? Alright.
The power of mediocre 90s anime!
"Stop doing whatever the fuck you're doing. You're in my restaurant."
His mouth flaps open like crazy during this screenshot.
I can't tell if he's high, a pervert, or an idiot. How about all of them?
I'd say "the face of dignity", but, well, clitoris nose and all.
For a second, I thought he was talking about heroin.
"You mean it was Halloween and not heroin? :'(."
Like the Wailing Wall if it had chronic back pain and was also a well.
"Seriously? The hell were you expecting the thing to be filled with?"
Gotta admit: I'm not a fan of the opera yawning here, either.
OH HELL YES. (Except not, because this section isn't that good.)
"Say something of substance before I walk out of here like a pimp." (He actually does that.)
"Can't see a fucking thing. Makes it hard to do this accounting business."
"Damn it! That's the fifth one this week! When's that Little Manet gonna get computers up in here?"
Shouting text doesn't make it any easier to understand, assholes.
Whispy Woods via a series of horrible electric shocks.
Just when you thought it couldn't get more unsettling...
I think this guy's being an asshole?
"....was murdered by the Pumpkin Head Gang. They are still searching for the rest of the body."
OH, I get it. This is supposed to be Poach's (or whatever I called her) tree of life. I think?
Your sad face looks a lot better. Just saying.
YOU CHEATED ME OUT OF WHATEVER THE HELL THIS THING IS, GAME. I CAN'T EVEN YOUTUBE THIS SHIT.
Yes, Poach (or Pote, I can't tell), sentimental is a word.
"Senti...m...ental? What kind of nonsense word is that?"
I'm getting a LOT of use out of this one.
Well, I know what I'M ignoring for the rest of the game.
"People gathering in an empty room? HOW BOORISH AND RUDE!"
Oh, hell. Probably shouldn't have said that. You know she's gonna kill at least three people with it
Fuck it; I'm translating that as boy toy. The whole sentence. Boy toy.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT. NOBODY WANTS TO DO THAT.
If only Resident Evil could be this terrifying.
Something stupid this way comes. Maybe a touch Shining Force or Panzer Dragoon or just plain Sega.
Wait, this demon thing's inside her? How...terrifying. (Also, where are the Asian clocks?)
"Strennup made things super awkward by asking me out on a date."
I like to imagine her flapping her hands for reasons that escape me.
"Are you sure?" "Look, just do this for me, alright? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity."
He's floundering like crazy in this scene for no readily discernible reason.
"Now say it with me: Weeaboos always pronounce the su."
Yea, that's my reaction, too.
It was at this point I realized that this girl has to starch and gel her hair like fucking crazy.
Somehow, I have my doubts.
"Who replaced my mustache with this clip-on shit?"
Come on, Japan. You can't just put the J in there like that, you sillies.
What was he hoping to accomplish with that? Enough mosquitos to last him the whole winter?
The strangest name for a video game ever.
"But I thought they came from the butt." "Trust me, girl: nothing good ever comes from the butt."
That's the Dreamcast for you. I think.
Sounds like anybody in the history of ever.
FUCKING WHAT, YOU GODDAMN PSYCHOPATH!?
Notice how the clown character isn't with her. NOW who is she talking about?
When did Napple Tale become so Psychonauts? Is the Milk Man gonna make a cameo appearance?
Look those words up to appreciate the what-the-fuck reaction they gave me.
I'd use this if you guys knew what it meant.
No, seriously, what the hell's going on? I haven't the foggiest.
Still not much of a clue.
Suprisingly, this only appears in one video game title, as far as I can tell.
OH, I get it. He's an angel of death that visits you when your final hour is near.
And I have to climb all that. Joy.
Remember: all-woman dev team.
Somebody's already jerking off to it.
I come back a day later to THIS?
Oh god, what the hell is this? Have I embued Poach (or Pote; whatever) with the power of darkness?
No; I've given her something far worse.
What better way to signal the return of life than the slow transformation into a symbol of death?
Have fun with your diabetes, Frog Car.
What the hell happened to the text? Did somebody dump it into a vat of napalm?
What kind of existential nightmare have you been living in up til now?
FUCKING LEAVE. LEAVE BEFORE NAPPLE TIME.
Well, except for that guy in the back. You know the one.
A photo for our journey. This oughta be a concept page.
An illusion that is identical to a previous illusion. Not a good illusion, then.
Still getting some vague Psychonauts vibes outta this.
"That doesn't explain the lip stick." "I was getting to that."
Wait, why'd I pick this one? It's not insulting in the slightest. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!?
That's not your catchphrase.
"Nope, still not impressed, Strennup." "And I'd spent so long working on this damn routine."
Uh, Pote, you may want to watch out for the baseball-bat-wielding weirdo to your right...
Are those clown skeletons?
I guess? Makes as much sense as anything else in this game.
Wasn't this a Mario Party mini-game? Does this mean I don't get any coins?
Oh, shit. Has Pierro been stalking us? Or is this even more sinister than that?
Time to invade his privacy! Or our privacy, because it's hard to tell at this point!
When did things become so Shin Megami Tensei?
"No, like this." "Oh, I'll never get the hang of it!"
"It smells like cheap cologne and back-of-the-bar sex."
If this appeared in Planet Laika, I'd be saying "I'll say!"
HE IS TAKING PICTURES OF HER WHILE SHE SLEEPS. WHAT DID THIS BECOME!?
And that's how I learned the Japanese word for burglar.
I'd make a Persona reference, but Wild Card and all...
"Let everything vanish into the sweet fog of illusion."
"That's right. You have a last name, and I knew this entire time."
STRENNUP, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR MISOGYNIST CATCH PHRASES!
Because you're gonna die.
What about these guys could possibly be associated with love?
Yea, that's about the word I'd use for these fuckers.
Game of the year if I can run around and smash the sand buildings.
"So this is what death is like. It's truly beautiful."
Especially when it happens to whatever the fuck this is.
Pote just flaps in place like an idiot while Strennup practices a firm handshake.
I'm getting them all, guys. Every last one of them. (I'm also getting Adachi vibes from this one.)
I originally took this picture just for the pose, but daaaaaaaayumn.
Just wait until this peaks up at you on the forums. Just you fucking wait.
Is this a dance club remix of Pink Elephants? Certainly wasn't expecting that out of Pierro.
With a healthy does of Shin Megami Tensei and maybe Xenoblade, because why not?
"I'm calling bullshit on this one. What kind of person would worship a clown like Pierro?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kBqP06eDRY
It doesn't get much better, folks.
"Is THAT the final boss? The fuck were these people smoking?"
"You cannot avoid Death. To live is to die; they are one in the same..."
"Seriously? A Persona 3 parody? This guy has to learn when to just let go."
Thanks for the doubt, dick.
And then she just walks away from it all.
"......What's that slowly running down my back?"
Who knew that Pierro could be scarier? Or that he was real?
She just saw this screenshot.
OK, so I guess we've moved on from Ghibli and on to Madhouse.
"GET IN LINE, BITCHES. I'M TAKING CREDIT FOR ALL THIS."
Now you know who to thank.
Really? That's what they're calling them? Fucking lame, man.
Kenji snuck onto the development team because of some hare-brained plan about feminists.
Which one of you was responsible for these fucking things?
Maybe it was Hikaru here. Who can say?
Now who's responsible for the pumpkin children?
It's amazing that I can't identify any of these songs based on what I heard of them.
ALL WOMAN'S DEVELOPMENT TEAM, YOU SAY!?
Oh, he didn't play an instrument. The music division's just full of assholes.
Not that they had anything to do with the game's development.
So unimportant that they couldn't even bother explaining their relation with Sato Shouki.
"I didn't forget about you. I saved you just. For. Last."
So Katawa Shoujo's a sequel to Napple Tale? Well, it is now.
I have no idea what this cat's doing here. It was never once relevant to the game.
