Care to be more specific?
"Nobody saw any worrying parallels between this group and the Ku Klux Klan."
"He thought they were pussies for not taking things far enough."
And this is the face of charisma. (And needless egotism.)
"One terrorist's career prospects would change the very concepts of fate and destiny everywhere."
I'm with the game on this one. Just looking at him, I'm already filled with questions.
THIS IS HOW OUR GAME OPENS, FOLKS.
"No fair! You didn't even give me time to answer!" "I'm well aware of that."
Fortunately, they're robots, so they're actually equipped with L2 buttons.
I'm already done with the game, and I'm still waiting for an explanation.
"But in my defense, nobody ever told me running through the streets and waving your guns was bad."
"I am going to murder every part of your pathetic little body."
Or maybe he's going to pout on us. Stranger things have happened.
"I mean, that's the Maverick Hunter motto, right? 'Fighting is the only choice.'"
He's confused about the dome breasts on Mega Man robots. Just like I am.
Now when you say "trashed"...
I didn't capture this image prematurely. Zero just cut Axl off because he hates him that much.
"Remember: only go into the logs that are COMPLETELY black."
"Sir, we've identified an unknown aircr-" "BLOW IT TO SMITHEREENS!"
What part of this makes sense, again?
"Also, fix it, if you can."
No fancy justification needed here. Just take the damn thing back.
This one, however, gets its own non-sentence. Why do I feel like the developers stopped caring here?
"BITCH, WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!?" "But that's the default opti-" "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MESS AROUND
Says the robot who sounds like a whiny twelve year old.
"I'm a.....what the hell am I, again?"
Oh, it doesn't make any more sense in game, either.
Not that the game ever tells you how to do it.
"But I'm Axl." ".......That complicates things."
What makes this especially stupid is that he knows his leader is being manipulated. I'm not kidding.
"Like milkshakes and dancing the night away."
"And like I said, I still don't believe you actually have friends."
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
What's Bounding?...That's not a set-up for a joke. I legitimately don't remember what it is.
One line in, and I already hate him.
Just be glad Zero's acting as a censor.
[God, I h-]"OH GOD! Why didn't I put the sword down first!?"
It's like looking in a mirror.
Emi? How the hell did you end up here? Shouldn't you be in your own thread?
And Lilly, too? Next, I suppose Rin's gonna end up here, too.
"I thought for sure that Tonion guy had killed him! DAMN IT!"
And so began the long-honored tradition of me appending a whiny "nyeh" to all of Axl's lines.
Why am I fighting Steven Universe characters? Not that I disagree with the choice...
My god. They can only trust Axl with water guns now.
Are they aware that they're in a video game, or is this just bad script writing?
"That's bullshit, man! God created all Reploid life 8000 years ago!"
Ah, yes, in the lava-rich fields of southern Africa.
Somebody managed to combine the words "hyena" and "retard." That is all.
"CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH PAIN I AM SUFFERING!?"
WOAH WOAH WOAH, Zero. Language.
Where do I start? The word "mechaniloid" or the goofy design of said mechaniloid?
Translation: Tapir Engine. That's only half joking.
It's like this game has a vendetta against science.
I do. I mean, I don't want to, but I still do.
That doesn't sound suspicious, does it?
Did the character designer have a stroke?
You rescued Mario! And then ripped his heart out!
He just realized who Sigma is. (Hint: It's Sigma.)
"I have been awake for twelve. Straight. Days."
"Not that I know of. You'll have to live with that insomnia for the rest of your short little life."
"Just be careful not to wake up X ov-"
"What did I just tell you?"
"Look at that. We're all gonna die. Thanks a lot, Alia."
Could you be even MORE vague?
Not that he's a particularly good character. Imagine Axl, but worse.
"It's a pun if we change a single letter, right?" The writers, probably.
I'm going with the second one, since it actually makes sense.
When did Metal Gear Solid become Mega Man X? (Not just here; in general.)
"Dude, you even know where the word comes from? Some guy made it up just so he could make fun of it.
"Even when they don't make any sense?" "Exactly!" ".......God, I'm going to love killing you."
From a primate anus shield, if I'm following the logic right.
"By that, I mean I've brainwashed your friends to side with me."
"Kind of the exact opposite of democracy, if you think about it."
"Any questions?" "Yea, one. How are you doing that thing with your head?" "Oh, well, you just....."
"Like this?" "Now you're getting it!"
Are these even puns? I feel like they're an assault on language.
Great level design, folks!
Um...are we actually doing the Metal Gear Solid thing? I was kidding. I didn't mean it literally.
"Why am I wearing a diaper?"
All scowly and poorly rendered.
Meanwhile, in the time-out corner...
Gotta love the attention to detail.
This is where I realized that they all use the same face texture.
"Or in case one guy happens to get shot. You know, same diff."
Our final boss? This dumb mech thing. (Also, it has a penis laser. I'm not making that up.)
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?" "EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!"
Video games I've played with pseudo-tentacle rape: at least two.
"I shot you. *he shoots him*"
From two or three games ago, yes.
Why you asking me? How would I know?
Good enough for a nickname, but not good enough for a capital nickname.
"Big bro, why do these movies suck ass?"
Unsurprising that I've heard of nobody on this list.
And what a great job they did.
Where have I seen that Japanese logo before? I know I've seen it before.
No thanks for your translating.
Care to be more specific?
"Nobody saw any worrying parallels between this group and the Ku Klux Klan."
"He thought they were pussies for not taking things far enough."
And this is the face of charisma. (And needless egotism.)
"One terrorist's career prospects would change the very concepts of fate and destiny everywhere."
I'm with the game on this one. Just looking at him, I'm already filled with questions.
THIS IS HOW OUR GAME OPENS, FOLKS.
"No fair! You didn't even give me time to answer!" "I'm well aware of that."
Fortunately, they're robots, so they're actually equipped with L2 buttons.
I'm already done with the game, and I'm still waiting for an explanation.
"But in my defense, nobody ever told me running through the streets and waving your guns was bad."
"I am going to murder every part of your pathetic little body."
Or maybe he's going to pout on us. Stranger things have happened.
"I mean, that's the Maverick Hunter motto, right? 'Fighting is the only choice.'"
He's confused about the dome breasts on Mega Man robots. Just like I am.
Now when you say "trashed"...
I didn't capture this image prematurely. Zero just cut Axl off because he hates him that much.
"Remember: only go into the logs that are COMPLETELY black."
"Sir, we've identified an unknown aircr-" "BLOW IT TO SMITHEREENS!"
What part of this makes sense, again?
"Also, fix it, if you can."
No fancy justification needed here. Just take the damn thing back.
This one, however, gets its own non-sentence. Why do I feel like the developers stopped caring here?
"BITCH, WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!?" "But that's the default opti-" "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MESS AROUND
Says the robot who sounds like a whiny twelve year old.
"I'm a.....what the hell am I, again?"
Oh, it doesn't make any more sense in game, either.
Not that the game ever tells you how to do it.
"But I'm Axl." ".......That complicates things."
What makes this especially stupid is that he knows his leader is being manipulated. I'm not kidding.
"Like milkshakes and dancing the night away."
"And like I said, I still don't believe you actually have friends."
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
What's Bounding?...That's not a set-up for a joke. I legitimately don't remember what it is.
One line in, and I already hate him.
Just be glad Zero's acting as a censor.
[God, I h-]"OH GOD! Why didn't I put the sword down first!?"
It's like looking in a mirror.
Emi? How the hell did you end up here? Shouldn't you be in your own thread?
And Lilly, too? Next, I suppose Rin's gonna end up here, too.
"I thought for sure that Tonion guy had killed him! DAMN IT!"
And so began the long-honored tradition of me appending a whiny "nyeh" to all of Axl's lines.
Why am I fighting Steven Universe characters? Not that I disagree with the choice...
My god. They can only trust Axl with water guns now.
Are they aware that they're in a video game, or is this just bad script writing?
"That's bullshit, man! God created all Reploid life 8000 years ago!"
Ah, yes, in the lava-rich fields of southern Africa.
Somebody managed to combine the words "hyena" and "retard." That is all.
"CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH PAIN I AM SUFFERING!?"
WOAH WOAH WOAH, Zero. Language.
Where do I start? The word "mechaniloid" or the goofy design of said mechaniloid?
Translation: Tapir Engine. That's only half joking.
It's like this game has a vendetta against science.
I do. I mean, I don't want to, but I still do.
That doesn't sound suspicious, does it?
Did the character designer have a stroke?
You rescued Mario! And then ripped his heart out!
He just realized who Sigma is. (Hint: It's Sigma.)
"I have been awake for twelve. Straight. Days."
"Not that I know of. You'll have to live with that insomnia for the rest of your short little life."
"Just be careful not to wake up X ov-"
"What did I just tell you?"
"Look at that. We're all gonna die. Thanks a lot, Alia."
Could you be even MORE vague?
Not that he's a particularly good character. Imagine Axl, but worse.
"It's a pun if we change a single letter, right?" The writers, probably.
I'm going with the second one, since it actually makes sense.
When did Metal Gear Solid become Mega Man X? (Not just here; in general.)
"Dude, you even know where the word comes from? Some guy made it up just so he could make fun of it.
"Even when they don't make any sense?" "Exactly!" ".......God, I'm going to love killing you."
From a primate anus shield, if I'm following the logic right.
"By that, I mean I've brainwashed your friends to side with me."
"Kind of the exact opposite of democracy, if you think about it."
"Any questions?" "Yea, one. How are you doing that thing with your head?" "Oh, well, you just....."
"Like this?" "Now you're getting it!"
Are these even puns? I feel like they're an assault on language.
Great level design, folks!
Um...are we actually doing the Metal Gear Solid thing? I was kidding. I didn't mean it literally.
"Why am I wearing a diaper?"
All scowly and poorly rendered.
Meanwhile, in the time-out corner...
Gotta love the attention to detail.
This is where I realized that they all use the same face texture.
"Or in case one guy happens to get shot. You know, same diff."
Our final boss? This dumb mech thing. (Also, it has a penis laser. I'm not making that up.)
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?" "EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!"
Video games I've played with pseudo-tentacle rape: at least two.
"I shot you. *he shoots him*"
From two or three games ago, yes.
Why you asking me? How would I know?
Good enough for a nickname, but not good enough for a capital nickname.
"Big bro, why do these movies suck ass?"
Unsurprising that I've heard of nobody on this list.
And what a great job they did.
Where have I seen that Japanese logo before? I know I've seen it before.
No thanks for your translating.
Care to be more specific?
"Nobody saw any worrying parallels between this group and the Ku Klux Klan."
"He thought they were pussies for not taking things far enough."
And this is the face of charisma. (And needless egotism.)
"One terrorist's career prospects would change the very concepts of fate and destiny everywhere."
I'm with the game on this one. Just looking at him, I'm already filled with questions.
THIS IS HOW OUR GAME OPENS, FOLKS.
"No fair! You didn't even give me time to answer!" "I'm well aware of that."
Fortunately, they're robots, so they're actually equipped with L2 buttons.
I'm already done with the game, and I'm still waiting for an explanation.
"But in my defense, nobody ever told me running through the streets and waving your guns was bad."
"I am going to murder every part of your pathetic little body."
Or maybe he's going to pout on us. Stranger things have happened.
"I mean, that's the Maverick Hunter motto, right? 'Fighting is the only choice.'"
He's confused about the dome breasts on Mega Man robots. Just like I am.
Now when you say "trashed"...
I didn't capture this image prematurely. Zero just cut Axl off because he hates him that much.
"Remember: only go into the logs that are COMPLETELY black."
"Sir, we've identified an unknown aircr-" "BLOW IT TO SMITHEREENS!"
What part of this makes sense, again?
"Also, fix it, if you can."
No fancy justification needed here. Just take the damn thing back.
This one, however, gets its own non-sentence. Why do I feel like the developers stopped caring here?
"BITCH, WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!?" "But that's the default opti-" "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MESS AROUND
Says the robot who sounds like a whiny twelve year old.
"I'm a.....what the hell am I, again?"
Oh, it doesn't make any more sense in game, either.
Not that the game ever tells you how to do it.
"But I'm Axl." ".......That complicates things."
What makes this especially stupid is that he knows his leader is being manipulated. I'm not kidding.
"Like milkshakes and dancing the night away."
"And like I said, I still don't believe you actually have friends."
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
What's Bounding?...That's not a set-up for a joke. I legitimately don't remember what it is.
One line in, and I already hate him.
Just be glad Zero's acting as a censor.
[God, I h-]"OH GOD! Why didn't I put the sword down first!?"
It's like looking in a mirror.
Emi? How the hell did you end up here? Shouldn't you be in your own thread?
And Lilly, too? Next, I suppose Rin's gonna end up here, too.
"I thought for sure that Tonion guy had killed him! DAMN IT!"
And so began the long-honored tradition of me appending a whiny "nyeh" to all of Axl's lines.
Why am I fighting Steven Universe characters? Not that I disagree with the choice...
My god. They can only trust Axl with water guns now.
Are they aware that they're in a video game, or is this just bad script writing?
"That's bullshit, man! God created all Reploid life 8000 years ago!"
Ah, yes, in the lava-rich fields of southern Africa.
Somebody managed to combine the words "hyena" and "retard." That is all.
"CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH PAIN I AM SUFFERING!?"
WOAH WOAH WOAH, Zero. Language.
Where do I start? The word "mechaniloid" or the goofy design of said mechaniloid?
Translation: Tapir Engine. That's only half joking.
It's like this game has a vendetta against science.
I do. I mean, I don't want to, but I still do.
That doesn't sound suspicious, does it?
Did the character designer have a stroke?
You rescued Mario! And then ripped his heart out!
He just realized who Sigma is. (Hint: It's Sigma.)
"I have been awake for twelve. Straight. Days."
"Not that I know of. You'll have to live with that insomnia for the rest of your short little life."
"Just be careful not to wake up X ov-"
"What did I just tell you?"
"Look at that. We're all gonna die. Thanks a lot, Alia."
Could you be even MORE vague?
Not that he's a particularly good character. Imagine Axl, but worse.
"It's a pun if we change a single letter, right?" The writers, probably.
I'm going with the second one, since it actually makes sense.
When did Metal Gear Solid become Mega Man X? (Not just here; in general.)
"Dude, you even know where the word comes from? Some guy made it up just so he could make fun of it.
"Even when they don't make any sense?" "Exactly!" ".......God, I'm going to love killing you."
From a primate anus shield, if I'm following the logic right.
"By that, I mean I've brainwashed your friends to side with me."
"Kind of the exact opposite of democracy, if you think about it."
"Any questions?" "Yea, one. How are you doing that thing with your head?" "Oh, well, you just....."
"Like this?" "Now you're getting it!"
Are these even puns? I feel like they're an assault on language.
Great level design, folks!
Um...are we actually doing the Metal Gear Solid thing? I was kidding. I didn't mean it literally.
"Why am I wearing a diaper?"
All scowly and poorly rendered.
Meanwhile, in the time-out corner...
Gotta love the attention to detail.
This is where I realized that they all use the same face texture.
"Or in case one guy happens to get shot. You know, same diff."
Our final boss? This dumb mech thing. (Also, it has a penis laser. I'm not making that up.)
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?" "EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!"
Video games I've played with pseudo-tentacle rape: at least two.
"I shot you. *he shoots him*"
From two or three games ago, yes.
Why you asking me? How would I know?
Good enough for a nickname, but not good enough for a capital nickname.
"Big bro, why do these movies suck ass?"
Unsurprising that I've heard of nobody on this list.
And what a great job they did.
Where have I seen that Japanese logo before? I know I've seen it before.
No thanks for your translating.
