Before they made Shrek, they made video games about shooting Nazis.
Remember that time the Nazis conquered the British Isles? And Anatolia? And northeast Europe?
More like "cheat codes", thankfully.
Historical accuracy down to the tiniest detail.
Why they don't just say "the Square button" is beyond me.
It knows. It knows all too well.
This shows up only AFTER you've completed a mission. For some reason.
Yep, that's something you have to quote. Whatever you'd do without this quote is beyond me.
"Remember: always show your papers, and sometimes, you gotta kill a guy."
Westward ho, to.....I don't know German.
"Our key operatives specialize in barely cryptic bullshit."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJbtc9zz5Ks
I have to imagine half of this is just made-up German for the hell of it.
Such technical language for something I can't remember having much of an impact on the game.
"DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE AWESOME!? BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GODDAMN AWESOME."
That's as much reference to the Holocaust as this game's gonna give you.
Or maybe that's just a road.
I'm not sure if the French or the American is throwing me for the greater loop.
See that? No moral qualms here.
Until this, of course. The hell?
Wasn't the Manhattan Project super top secret?
"I typed this out, then crossed it out just in time."
Even more touching with all the blood.
So this has become Indiana Jones, then? Is that what I'm supposed to take away?
"Luckily, the Germans have begun issuing all their orders in English."
GET THE CANTEBURY TALES AT ALL COSTS. GOOD LUCK, SOLDIER.
This is a real photo from the era.
Ah, yes, those lazy Nazis. We all remember how lazy the Nazis were about explosives and war.
One of those "you are awesome" quotes.
Before they made Shrek, they made video games about shooting Nazis.
Remember that time the Nazis conquered the British Isles? And Anatolia? And northeast Europe?
More like "cheat codes", thankfully.
Historical accuracy down to the tiniest detail.
Why they don't just say "the Square button" is beyond me.
It knows. It knows all too well.
This shows up only AFTER you've completed a mission. For some reason.
Yep, that's something you have to quote. Whatever you'd do without this quote is beyond me.
"Remember: always show your papers, and sometimes, you gotta kill a guy."
Westward ho, to.....I don't know German.
"Our key operatives specialize in barely cryptic bullshit."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJbtc9zz5Ks
I have to imagine half of this is just made-up German for the hell of it.
Such technical language for something I can't remember having much of an impact on the game.
"DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE AWESOME!? BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GODDAMN AWESOME."
That's as much reference to the Holocaust as this game's gonna give you.
Or maybe that's just a road.
I'm not sure if the French or the American is throwing me for the greater loop.
See that? No moral qualms here.
Until this, of course. The hell?
Wasn't the Manhattan Project super top secret?
"I typed this out, then crossed it out just in time."
Even more touching with all the blood.
So this has become Indiana Jones, then? Is that what I'm supposed to take away?
"Luckily, the Germans have begun issuing all their orders in English."
GET THE CANTEBURY TALES AT ALL COSTS. GOOD LUCK, SOLDIER.
This is a real photo from the era.
Ah, yes, those lazy Nazis. We all remember how lazy the Nazis were about explosives and war.
One of those "you are awesome" quotes.
Before they made Shrek, they made video games about shooting Nazis.
Remember that time the Nazis conquered the British Isles? And Anatolia? And northeast Europe?
More like "cheat codes", thankfully.
Historical accuracy down to the tiniest detail.
Why they don't just say "the Square button" is beyond me.
It knows. It knows all too well.
This shows up only AFTER you've completed a mission. For some reason.
Yep, that's something you have to quote. Whatever you'd do without this quote is beyond me.
"Remember: always show your papers, and sometimes, you gotta kill a guy."
Westward ho, to.....I don't know German.
"Our key operatives specialize in barely cryptic bullshit."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJbtc9zz5Ks
I have to imagine half of this is just made-up German for the hell of it.
Such technical language for something I can't remember having much of an impact on the game.
"DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE AWESOME!? BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GODDAMN AWESOME."
That's as much reference to the Holocaust as this game's gonna give you.
Or maybe that's just a road.
I'm not sure if the French or the American is throwing me for the greater loop.
See that? No moral qualms here.
Until this, of course. The hell?
Wasn't the Manhattan Project super top secret?
"I typed this out, then crossed it out just in time."
Even more touching with all the blood.
So this has become Indiana Jones, then? Is that what I'm supposed to take away?
"Luckily, the Germans have begun issuing all their orders in English."
GET THE CANTEBURY TALES AT ALL COSTS. GOOD LUCK, SOLDIER.
This is a real photo from the era.
Ah, yes, those lazy Nazis. We all remember how lazy the Nazis were about explosives and war.
One of those "you are awesome" quotes.
