Well, I have a six pack and a butt plug, but where would we find a car battery this late?
"And watch the corrupt local officials bleed them dry! Of their blood!"
How broken is this star if he's this eager to party with random strangers?
Kind of like a more horrifying Fallout 3.
"I promise I won't read it.....now."
This star fucker hasn't allowed me to communicate with the outside world!
That's when you kill a furry and then have sex with them.
"You sure, man? I mean, think about it: it's a squishy dinosaur salamander thing."
"What assholes! Am I right?"
"....You know what? I'm game. Just put on the wig and the dress, and we can make this work."
I have to wonder what the conversation to name this kid was like.
"Look at him crying. Guess you learned to avoid Three Card Monty Mole, huh?"
Do I go the "treasures" direction or the "galore" direction?
How goddamn stupid do you think I am, game?
The music for this mini-game is Venus. Frankly, I'm surprised Nintendo could get the licensing.
Don't worry. I have enough Napple Tale screenshots to teach him.
"It's just the opportunity you need to loot his hotel room!"
Specifically, this person.
Wow, this went horribly dark.
Petal Woman sure as shit didn't.
Mario Party Advance! Now comes with paint chips!
If it's not pandering, it's needlessly grim.
*tittering like a mad man*
"Clearly, the real crime here is date rape."
My advice for all bloggers.
I'll beat your ass, Koopa King!
That was the set-up, not the punchline.
"And burn to a fine crisp, dying a painful, humiliating death."
Hm. You know, I was expecting a lot more pictures of Peach.
I'm getting some bro-mantic overtones from this.
"Laugh in his stupid face and say HE'S the joke."
Sometimes, I don't even have to add the joke.
"Maybe you shouldn't have said it in EASY TO NOTICE RED TEXT."
How fucking violent is this game?
"And that makes me sad, somehow."
Fuck this game. How was I supposed to know to get coal out of a goddamn vending machine?
Generally not a good sign when you know that people are tired of your game.
What's up with your....racism? I think?
Only if said rage is of the Brooklyn variety. Hell, I'll accept Queen's, too.
He's right in front of you, dick.
"Am I supposed to being Russian stereotype or African tribals stereotype? Even I am not telling!"
And anything else, as turns out to be the solution.
OK, how did the Herculoids worm their way into this?
If you knew how an IQ test worked, you probably wouldn't be bragging about this.
"YEA! DUCK THINGS! GIVE IT UP FOR DUCK THINGS!"
I take offense to that, good sir!
I know I could take him. Watch him crumble when I say "Rood Inverse".
I KNOW I AM THE ONLY GAME KING, YOU GODDAMN IMPOSTER!
I AM HERE TO IMPRISON YOU FOR TREASON! YOU ARE NO GAME KING!
THAT IS BECAUSE I TRANSFORMED INTO HIM!
AND YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE!
EXCEPT FOR THE KING PART. I AM THE ONLY KING.
YOU BETTER FUCKING KNOW IT!
I can't be the only person imagining Bowser as a turtle version of Dark Helmet.
Please tell me there's an anime where the main character fights for mom.
For a minute, this screenshot made me think there was a game called Metal Gear Solid: Rivals.
Man, narrator. Way to become an asshole out of nowhere.
Nintendo eShop art (square)
Well, I have a six pack and a butt plug, but where would we find a car battery this late?
"And watch the corrupt local officials bleed them dry! Of their blood!"
How broken is this star if he's this eager to party with random strangers?
Kind of like a more horrifying Fallout 3.
"I promise I won't read it.....now."
This star fucker hasn't allowed me to communicate with the outside world!
That's when you kill a furry and then have sex with them.
"You sure, man? I mean, think about it: it's a squishy dinosaur salamander thing."
"What assholes! Am I right?"
"....You know what? I'm game. Just put on the wig and the dress, and we can make this work."
I have to wonder what the conversation to name this kid was like.
"Look at him crying. Guess you learned to avoid Three Card Monty Mole, huh?"
Do I go the "treasures" direction or the "galore" direction?
How goddamn stupid do you think I am, game?
The music for this mini-game is Venus. Frankly, I'm surprised Nintendo could get the licensing.
Don't worry. I have enough Napple Tale screenshots to teach him.
"It's just the opportunity you need to loot his hotel room!"
Specifically, this person.
Wow, this went horribly dark.
Petal Woman sure as shit didn't.
Mario Party Advance! Now comes with paint chips!
If it's not pandering, it's needlessly grim.
*tittering like a mad man*
"Clearly, the real crime here is date rape."
My advice for all bloggers.
I'll beat your ass, Koopa King!
That was the set-up, not the punchline.
"And burn to a fine crisp, dying a painful, humiliating death."
Hm. You know, I was expecting a lot more pictures of Peach.
I'm getting some bro-mantic overtones from this.
"Laugh in his stupid face and say HE'S the joke."
Sometimes, I don't even have to add the joke.
"Maybe you shouldn't have said it in EASY TO NOTICE RED TEXT."
How fucking violent is this game?
"And that makes me sad, somehow."
Fuck this game. How was I supposed to know to get coal out of a goddamn vending machine?
Generally not a good sign when you know that people are tired of your game.
What's up with your....racism? I think?
Only if said rage is of the Brooklyn variety. Hell, I'll accept Queen's, too.
He's right in front of you, dick.
"Am I supposed to being Russian stereotype or African tribals stereotype? Even I am not telling!"
And anything else, as turns out to be the solution.
OK, how did the Herculoids worm their way into this?
If you knew how an IQ test worked, you probably wouldn't be bragging about this.
"YEA! DUCK THINGS! GIVE IT UP FOR DUCK THINGS!"
I take offense to that, good sir!
I know I could take him. Watch him crumble when I say "Rood Inverse".
I KNOW I AM THE ONLY GAME KING, YOU GODDAMN IMPOSTER!
I AM HERE TO IMPRISON YOU FOR TREASON! YOU ARE NO GAME KING!
THAT IS BECAUSE I TRANSFORMED INTO HIM!
AND YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE!
EXCEPT FOR THE KING PART. I AM THE ONLY KING.
YOU BETTER FUCKING KNOW IT!
I can't be the only person imagining Bowser as a turtle version of Dark Helmet.
Please tell me there's an anime where the main character fights for mom.
For a minute, this screenshot made me think there was a game called Metal Gear Solid: Rivals.
Man, narrator. Way to become an asshole out of nowhere.
Well, I have a six pack and a butt plug, but where would we find a car battery this late?
"And watch the corrupt local officials bleed them dry! Of their blood!"
How broken is this star if he's this eager to party with random strangers?
Kind of like a more horrifying Fallout 3.
"I promise I won't read it.....now."
This star fucker hasn't allowed me to communicate with the outside world!
That's when you kill a furry and then have sex with them.
"You sure, man? I mean, think about it: it's a squishy dinosaur salamander thing."
"What assholes! Am I right?"
"....You know what? I'm game. Just put on the wig and the dress, and we can make this work."
I have to wonder what the conversation to name this kid was like.
"Look at him crying. Guess you learned to avoid Three Card Monty Mole, huh?"
Do I go the "treasures" direction or the "galore" direction?
How goddamn stupid do you think I am, game?
The music for this mini-game is Venus. Frankly, I'm surprised Nintendo could get the licensing.
Don't worry. I have enough Napple Tale screenshots to teach him.
"It's just the opportunity you need to loot his hotel room!"
Specifically, this person.
Wow, this went horribly dark.
Petal Woman sure as shit didn't.
Mario Party Advance! Now comes with paint chips!
If it's not pandering, it's needlessly grim.
*tittering like a mad man*
"Clearly, the real crime here is date rape."
My advice for all bloggers.
I'll beat your ass, Koopa King!
That was the set-up, not the punchline.
"And burn to a fine crisp, dying a painful, humiliating death."
Hm. You know, I was expecting a lot more pictures of Peach.
I'm getting some bro-mantic overtones from this.
"Laugh in his stupid face and say HE'S the joke."
Sometimes, I don't even have to add the joke.
"Maybe you shouldn't have said it in EASY TO NOTICE RED TEXT."
How fucking violent is this game?
"And that makes me sad, somehow."
Fuck this game. How was I supposed to know to get coal out of a goddamn vending machine?
Generally not a good sign when you know that people are tired of your game.
What's up with your....racism? I think?
Only if said rage is of the Brooklyn variety. Hell, I'll accept Queen's, too.
He's right in front of you, dick.
"Am I supposed to being Russian stereotype or African tribals stereotype? Even I am not telling!"
And anything else, as turns out to be the solution.
OK, how did the Herculoids worm their way into this?
If you knew how an IQ test worked, you probably wouldn't be bragging about this.
"YEA! DUCK THINGS! GIVE IT UP FOR DUCK THINGS!"
I take offense to that, good sir!
I know I could take him. Watch him crumble when I say "Rood Inverse".
I KNOW I AM THE ONLY GAME KING, YOU GODDAMN IMPOSTER!
I AM HERE TO IMPRISON YOU FOR TREASON! YOU ARE NO GAME KING!
THAT IS BECAUSE I TRANSFORMED INTO HIM!
AND YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE!
EXCEPT FOR THE KING PART. I AM THE ONLY KING.
YOU BETTER FUCKING KNOW IT!
I can't be the only person imagining Bowser as a turtle version of Dark Helmet.
Please tell me there's an anime where the main character fights for mom.
For a minute, this screenshot made me think there was a game called Metal Gear Solid: Rivals.
Man, narrator. Way to become an asshole out of nowhere.
